Turd Ferguson
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Turd Ferguson
@glitterandoom.bsky.social
A wop bop a loo mop a lop bam boom.
Quite literally taking the “just following orders” line.
Lindsey Graham: "I don't think I've ever been on a show more unnerving than tonight. You've got US senators and members of the House suggesting to our men and women in the military that they should be disobeying unlawful orders issued by President Trump and his military."
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Bold to just flatly state that the military should obey UNlawful orders.
Lindsey Graham: "I don't think I've ever been on a show more unnerving than tonight. You've got US senators and members of the House suggesting to our men and women in the military that they should be disobeying unlawful orders issued by President Trump and his military."
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Hi. Mike here. Listen to me very carefully. After I'm gone, if anyone, anywhere, for any reason, attempts to use some piece of shit AI app/bot/thing to play a video of me weighing in on literally any topic, I would like you all to seize their device and smash it with a hammer.
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Is his 2028 platform orgy based?
Oh, yes Sir, this meme definitely restore trust and order in the land.
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
He actively pops his elbows and shoulders to intentionally hit them.
Texas A&M police says it has removed this trooper from his game day assignment following this:
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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It’s useful for people of my generation to be reminded that this wasn’t that long ago. Ruby Bridges isn’t just still alive—she’s only 71, not ancient!
65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
It’s useful for people of my generation to be reminded that this wasn’t that long ago. Ruby Bridges isn’t just still alive—she’s only 71, not ancient!
65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Putting aside the inability to use a hammer, why on earth is he using stakes on a gated fence? Like if you want to block off those gaps you get planks not stakes to stab vampires.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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"The best possible interpretation for Trump is that he knew everything. The far worse, and more likely interpretation, is that Trump himself was a perpetrator. Epstein states that [REDACTED] victim spent “hours” at his home with Trump."
"When has Trump ever willingly spent 'hours' with anybody who wasn’t providing some sort of benefit to him? So what could some random teenager girl possibly provide to one of the world’s wealthiest men? Were they discussing real estate transactions?" michaelianblack.substack.com/p/trumps-bea...
Trump's "Beautiful Secret" is Coming Out
So now there’s a name.
michaelianblack.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I guess technically naval drone strikes aren’t bullets….
Bessent: "We are taking back Latin America through our economic leadership. There will be no bullets."
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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They want people to starve. The government has the money to feed people but as always w Trump, the cruelty and vendettas are the point.
#BREAKING: The Trump administration is asking #SCOTUS for an immediate “administrative” stay of a Rhode Island district judge’s order that is otherwise requiring it to resume the distribution of SNAP benefits from other funding sources no later than the end of today.
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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London has had a progressive mayor who happens to be muslim, for 9 years and the world hasn’t come to an end.

Today, New York will also elect a progressive mayor who happens to be muslim.

The two greatest cities in the world led by two people who love them. Simple as that.
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I’m sure none of his staffers could find news on how local elections played out against the GOP.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The entire right-wing propaganda machine came after Zohran Mamdani.

The president and his allies came after him.

Democratic leaders, by and large, did not have his back until the last minute.

He still won, turning out historic numbers and inspiring young voters.

His politics can win anywhere.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.
Mamdani has won more votes than there are people in South Dakota.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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It turns out listening to people, running on popular things people want, and not being an evil ghoul can have you defeat both parties throwing all they can at one candidate to defeat you.
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
How is this whole thing a real Supreme Court Case hearing and not a sketch comedy bit?
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m sure he won’t claim that he’s graciously doing this to save people from the evil democrats as opposed to it being a court order.
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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This time.

Last time.

www.piie.com/blogs/realti...
October 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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"If we had a contingency fund."

You mean like this contingency fund the Trump Administration just deleted off their website? The one they are legally required to use to keep SNAP funded?
www.notus.org/trump-white-...
October 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Maybe they can have a cage match on the White House lawn
Public exchanges of insults and accusations have intensified divisions within Donald Trump's orbit, exposing deep rifts between extremist activists and conservative media figures who once shared similar goals.
Nick Fuentes, Laura Loomer and Tucker Carlson: Inside the MAGA Feud Splitting the Right
Nick Fuentes, Laura Loomer and Tucker Carlson's explosive MAGA feud reveals growing fractures inside America's conservative movement.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Democrats didn't campaign on LGBTQ rights. Trans people weren't even permitted to speak at the DNC. This is the most persistent lie about the 2024 campaign, and it keeps being pushed by grown adults who should know better.
Duh. Those of us on the ground last year actually speaking with middle class/working class voters and who heard from these voters every single day the same - “Trump is an asshole, but Democrats are out of touch” - could’ve saved my new political party a lot of time & money producing this “report.”👇
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM