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yea, i don’t know either
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i just wish people who can't read weren't so sure they can
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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*tearfully looking up at a portrait of the guy who illegally sold weapons to Iran and used to profits to fund right-wing death squads in Nicaragua*
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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"have you tried clearing your cache"

Listen to me, if there is one thing I will never do, it is clear my cache. You're going to have to make it work without me doing that.
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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it is season
December 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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of course you think every life is valuable NOW when you barely want to die at ALL but trust me it gets CHEAP
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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they should invent a machine that doesn't just become another fuckin thing i gotta deal with
August 19, 2023 at 2:41 AM
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When we think of ghosts, we typically imagine women in luxurious Victorian dresses or old sea captains. We don't consider the spirits that are dudes walking around in Hawaiian t-shirts with vape pens. The world isn't ready to admit most ghosts are probably just some guy named Keith.
December 31, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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It's here...Your 2025 Merriam-Webster Wrapped!
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December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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a lotta yall still dont get it

Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth

so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Trump is illegally attacking boats allegedly carrying drugs. He brags about being tough on drug dealers.

Meanwhile, he pardons the former Honduran president — a man convicted in American court of bringing hundreds of tons of cocaine to the U.S.

You can’t make this stuff up.
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
me and my home network
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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shit, I almost forgot. please, think of them this year
November 21, 2023 at 3:04 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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there’s just NO WAY there’s a dumber site than linkedin right now
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM