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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Been in LA too long. I’ll see a new Tostitos commercial and have to text a friend “congrats!”
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Been in LA too long. I’ll see a new Tostitos commercial and have to text a friend “congrats!”
Heartbreaking Jane Goodall died before having the chance to study my friends
October 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Heartbreaking Jane Goodall died before having the chance to study my friends
(Forgetting the name of my dear friend, Semitic Mimosa): Yoo, what’s up
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
(Forgetting the name of my dear friend, Semitic Mimosa): Yoo, what’s up
Having the rabbi announce that our wedding is actually phone-dominant. Only movers and shakers here, take calls.
August 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Having the rabbi announce that our wedding is actually phone-dominant. Only movers and shakers here, take calls.
Hate visibly disappointing cab drivers w my destination. Sorry, is North End not good? I can try again Alan.
August 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Hate visibly disappointing cab drivers w my destination. Sorry, is North End not good? I can try again Alan.
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Nice restaurants love to have a dessert called like “Milk and Cereal” or “Donuts and Coffee” and it’s their little take on what if those things cost nineteen dollars.
May 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Nice restaurants love to have a dessert called like “Milk and Cereal” or “Donuts and Coffee” and it’s their little take on what if those things cost nineteen dollars.
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talked to someone at one of the top italian tailoring firms. they plan on moving manufacturing to the US. said that generations of italian tailoring skill and culture can probably be transported to boise, idaho. expect flawless transition by monday.
April 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
talked to someone at one of the top italian tailoring firms. they plan on moving manufacturing to the US. said that generations of italian tailoring skill and culture can probably be transported to boise, idaho. expect flawless transition by monday.
Jordan Luplow BRef
your last google search is now your headstone, what does it say?
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Jordan Luplow BRef
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your last google search is now your headstone, what does it say?
April 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
your last google search is now your headstone, what does it say?
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graphs are actually woke and furthermore dei
April 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
graphs are actually woke and furthermore dei
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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nathan fielder is actually a comedian who "pushes boundaries" rather than just saying transphobic stuff
April 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
nathan fielder is actually a comedian who "pushes boundaries" rather than just saying transphobic stuff
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"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."
genuinely unnerving how much jim davis and werner herzog look like each other
April 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."
Sorting r/piercing by controversial
January 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Sorting r/piercing by controversial
Girlfriend’s dad’s only interest is surfing. Occasionally I’ll send him an article I see about surfing and go pretty cool right? and he’ll just go “yeah, it’s the best”
January 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Girlfriend’s dad’s only interest is surfing. Occasionally I’ll send him an article I see about surfing and go pretty cool right? and he’ll just go “yeah, it’s the best”
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Barkov had him in hell
December 11, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Barkov had him in hell
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
Screenwriters! For as much as you tell us about your characters, remember to allow us to wonder. Wonder = intrigue
November 21, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Screenwriters! For as much as you tell us about your characters, remember to allow us to wonder. Wonder = intrigue
How would you feel about strangers watching your dog get surgery? On the one hand, it’s a dog. But do you have a responsibility to protect its modesty as an owner?
November 20, 2024 at 1:13 AM
How would you feel about strangers watching your dog get surgery? On the one hand, it’s a dog. But do you have a responsibility to protect its modesty as an owner?
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always funny interacting with a conservative irl and learning about new things you didn’t know were woke. orthodontists???? surely not
November 17, 2024 at 6:42 PM
always funny interacting with a conservative irl and learning about new things you didn’t know were woke. orthodontists???? surely not
Cesar Millan should run for Senate
November 16, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Cesar Millan should run for Senate