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@ggordonshumway.bsky.social
Chicagoan.
Einstein award winner writes at about a third grade level.
January 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Source: ICE to begin using empty Melania theaters as temporary detention facilities.
January 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
This isn’t unusual for the maga. This is just how they live.
"A U.S. Customs and Border Patrol employee was charged with drunken driving in St. Paul after a state trooper found him passed out in a car Tuesday morning 'covered in vomit.'"
Border Patrol employee found ‘covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving
Border Patrol employee Alfredo Mancillas Jr. of Corpus Christi, Texas, was charged with drunk driving in St. Paul.
sahanjournal.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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Just got out of the Melania screening. Didn't know a human mouth could do that.
January 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I think this corn fed has terminal ass cancer too, so the remainder of his miserable existence will be grrrrrrreat
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) — A former Illinois deputy has been sentenced to 20 years for fatally shooting Sonya Massey, who called 911 for help.
January 29, 2026 at 5:43 PM
This is a solid theory and we should apply it to Charlie Kirk.
The odds of his assassination attempt being staged has drastically gone up
January 28, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Not so much a “anti semitic symbol” as they’re just calling these MAGAs a bunch of nazis, but abc has been collaborating for a while.

abc7chicago.com/amp/post/vid...
Video shows vandals target Republicans of Wheeling Township Office in Arlington Heights, Charlie Kirk's image defaced | abc7chicago.com
Police%20are%20the%20hunt%20for%20two%20people%20who%20vandalized%20a%20Republican%20in%20Arlington%20Heights%2C%20including%20defacing%20Charlie%20Kirk's%20picture.%20.
abc7chicago.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This is the best.
Candace Owens released leaked audio from Turning Point USA in which Erika Kirk is heard giggling and cheerfully discussing attendance figures, merchandise sales, and performance metrics from Charlie Kirk’s memorial event just 11 days after his death...
January 28, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Vegeta voice: “Over 9000? That’s impossible!”
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 PM
They’re just a bunch of deis
according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol
January 26, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Release his name.
Friends don't let friends follow AltNPS
Completely insane. AltNPS claimed to know the name of Alex Pretti's killer, refused to say it because "the truth always comes out," and then just deleted the post.

A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
January 25, 2026 at 11:12 PM
It’s at least notable that some of our immigration policy was changed after this photo “went viral”.

media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload...
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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The FBI may be entering an bad new phase. This past year saw waves of FBI agents being fired for doing the right thing. Now today there's a resignation, maybe over being asked to do the wrong thing: DOJ shut down investigating Jonathan Ross and wants to go after the woman he killed instead. 1/
January 24, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Breaking MS NOW:

Aides to Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Attorney's office and FBI agents in Minnesota to shut down the civil rights investigation into the fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability.
DOJ sought to probe Renee Good for criminal liability, even after her death: Sources
A judge refused an FBI warrant that proposed investigating dead Minnesota mom for suspected assault on an officer.
www.ms.now
January 23, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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“It was a simpler time then, back when all people wanted to talk about was the leader of the country molesting underage girls,” said Denver resident Scott Munoz
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
WASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the “president is a giant pedophile” news cycle. “It was...
theonion.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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It is tough here right now in Minneapolis but Greg Bovino crying to the paper about how he’s getting his ass handed to him by plant sale moms has been a real pick me up
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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Immediate punishment for speaking out against the regime.
Mischief Toy Store in St. Paul has until Wednesday to turn over employment records to the Department of Homeland Security as part of a surprise audit launched Friday, just hours after one of the shop's owners criticized ICE agents during a television interview. bit.ly/4r5AFol
January 21, 2026 at 12:27 PM
He believes that there is a invisible wizard in the sky who tells him to watch porn with his piece of shit kid. But sure, let him lecture me about being “irrational”
Mike Johnson says Democrats are irrational for having any issues with how ICE is conducting themselves.

These people are delusional.
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Yeah. Sure. Send in the rural trash to make the cities “look better”.
"To me, a town looks better when you have military people."
Republicans... got anything to say?
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Given the volume of Cubans who went full maga in the last election, I’m glad they’re getting what they voted for.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/u...
To Their Shock, Cubans in Florida Are Being Deported in Record Numbers
www.nytimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
don't let this both sides shit fool you. The military is almost entirely maga land getting exactly what they want.
American officers know what Trump is planning, and their minds will rebel at directives to take everything they’ve prepared to do for years and apply it backwards, against the allies they have trained to work with and protect.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
The Military Is Being Forced to Plan for an Unthinkable Betrayal
Attacking an ally would be a perversion of everything the armed forces have been trained to do.
www.theatlantic.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
They’re going to be facing verbal assaults for the rest of their lives. Better get used to it.
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I love it.
Self-proclaimed Islamophobe and J6er Jake Lang flees Minnesotans, 1/17/26
January 18, 2026 at 1:34 AM