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Just saw 2 pilots making small talk on the way to the gate thanks Nathan
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Today on the calendar, a seminal and mind-altering work
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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*shakily removing glasses*
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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@mluther I’ve been doing a bit of research on my own and I think the church is getting some things wrong. long thread so buckle up. 1/95
Say what you will about social media, but there was no other point in history where you got to read thousands of people trying to explain Catholicism directly to the Pope
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Yelling "many hands make light work" to the person in the opposite revolving door quadrant
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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one of the genius maneuvers i do fairly regularly is im like ok i need to reorganize my apartment. and i pull everything off shelves and out of closets and then i go eh you know what. i made som egood progress. but im tired. ill finish this later. and my entire place is covered in my bullshit
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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one thing that i guess is kind of implied about home ownership but should really be spelled out directly in specific detail is that sometimes you may find a ceiling light full of liquid and it becomes your job to solve That Mystery
October 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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really should get around to writing my take that "AI uprising/robot uprising" fiction is just barely sublimated fear of domestic slave revolt
It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
October 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I'm so old, the last time I was in Riyadh fucking Dahham ibn Dawwas was my chieftain!
September 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Jesus Christ
September 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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everyone loves the new hit climbing game "peak." but when will americas youth "climb" into the pews and take a "peek" inside the king james bible
August 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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if you work online all day, avoid eye strain with the 20-20-20 rule! after 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then leave ithaca to fight in the trojan war and return 20 years later a broken man
August 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”
July 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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*Epstein gets murdered*

The whole country: hmm ok (6 years pass) hey wait a fuckin second
July 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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July 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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We have angered the gods. Bring back the Choco Taco. Play music videos on MTV again. Make movies under 120 minutes. Do history on the history channel. Only make cake out of cake. We must atone.
July 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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in the latest clipse album pusha t has admitted to selling cocaine
July 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM