Alex Grease
dodgonkulator.bsky.social
Alex Grease
@dodgonkulator.bsky.social
SUCK SMEAR GUNK HEAVE
I guess i can start posting on here again. I will be completely honest I hit the icon by accident trying to open facebook to browse marketplace
October 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
we're all familiar with the reddit moment but this may be the first real life Facebook moment
August 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
marty mcfly: I need to make sure my mom hooks up with my pervert father. To do this i will sexually assault her
August 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
2nd wave feminists: we are replacing the E in "women" with a Y

3rd wave feminists: i will do you one better. we will replace it with an X instead
August 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm in Vancouver buying the largest boots
August 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
don trump and jeff epstein
July 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
(after getting the kiss of death) this does NOT bode well
July 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
take me down to the prairie dog city where the dirt is brown and the gophers are gritty
July 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
riff from this weekend don't worry about it
July 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Reposted by Alex Grease
Sorry I didn't riff on your riff, I was feeling jocular when I posted but despondent seventy seconds later
November 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM
AI is disrupting the nephew who knows computers industry
June 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Really. You got cum on ALL of your shirts EXCEPT the one printed with a message to the contrary. Forgive me but that strikes me as highly unlikely
June 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I would probably like mj lenderman if he was Australian
May 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
[brother in law confronts me over my post where I said "the ugliest fucking dudes on earth will marry your eldest sister and think it gives them the right to tell you about their pathetic opinions on cartoons and video games"] That was about something else actually
May 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Fire fighters really do be having that mustache
May 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm going to be totally real with you man this band is not my top priority in life. in fact it's not even the musical project I care about most. I'm actually going to go a step further and say I'm actively rooting against this band and also you as a person
May 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
reddit polyamory is passé we're doing old people swinger shit now
May 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
pretty good
May 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Reposted by Alex Grease
Band photos are so embarrassing. Oh you guys all have sunglasses? Cool.
May 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
type of shit I've been on recently
May 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I just want to be up front with you my friend, if I decide i don't enjoy being in your band anymore, I will quit without a second thought, i will ghost your ass, you will not hear shit from me ever, I will do this 2 days before the biggest show of our lives, I will owe you $100 at the time 🤷
May 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
bro are you self-mythologizing in there again
May 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There's varmint on his sweater already
May 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'll be honest if my whole life revolved around toys and someone started making changes to the toys i wanted yeah i guess I would start getting racist
May 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM