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ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev
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I block without hesitation or remorse. I do so especially quickly when I suspect a thotbot has followed me.

Let's talk coding, cats, 80s/90s entertainment. 🤗
Ok, hear me out.

"Holding out for a Hero," but it's homo instead of hero.

He's gotta be strong,
He's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
October 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Holy crap. I just found out today that one of my favorite books about game design got its rights reverted back to the author, so they are giving it away for free. Dr. Richard Bartle’s Designing Virtual Worlds

mud.co.uk/dvw/
Designing Virtual Worlds
mud.co.uk
June 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How is it that #Kubuntu is _still_ the superior distro???
June 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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It really is odd how controversial this position seems to be with some folks. 🤔
March 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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"Not on the list? Do you know who I am??" Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.
March 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Andrew Tate Grabs Some Romanians From Airport Gift Shop
February 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
🤮🤮🤮
I can hear the sound of vaginas drying up as we speak.
February 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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It's the weekend, baby
February 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
These notifications will never not be hilarious to me.

Block me? IDGAF

Drama moderation list? Lmfao 'k
February 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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cool as hell
School play gets canceled for "inappropriate content".

In response students write [REDACTED], their own anti-censorship play skewering the school district, sells out performances, and ultimately takes gold at the Lenaea High School Theatre Festival.

www.kqed.org/arts/1397192...
After Censorship, Santa Rosa Students Write Their Own Play — and Take the Gold | KQED
A state festival awarded top honors to ‘REDACTED,’ which ruthlessly lampooned district officials.
www.kqed.org
February 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
High thoughts while not being high: always and never are the same thing.
February 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You see this, spammers? This is how it's done.
Good spam
February 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
theonion.com/guy-on-...
February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I need this like I cannot express and you could not believe.
February 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
🙄
February 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
theonion.com/fritola...
February 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
NordVPN launches new “revolutionary” censorship-resistant VPN protocol
NordVPN launches new “revolutionary” censorship-resistant VPN protocol
NordWhisper is designed to work against the most challenging network filtering techniques
www.techradar.com
January 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Relatable
January 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social I am guessing that you've seen this?

www.mentalfloss.com/mushroom-pla...

Before two days ago, I literally had a sum total of zero ppl who might have appreciated this. 😂
Watch a Mushroom Play a Keyboard Through Electronic Sensors
Discover how Bionic and the Wires are turning fungi into electronic musicians.
www.mentalfloss.com
January 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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the onion is officially blueskys most trusted source of news
January 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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A web developer has created and released an infinitely generating "tar pit" designed to trap AI training bots in an endless maze: "Just me unleashing shear unadulterated rage at how things are going"

www.404media.co/developer-cr...
Developer Creates Infinite Maze That Traps AI Training Bots
"Nepenthes generates random links that always point back to itself - the crawler downloads those new links. Nepenthes happily just returns more and more lists of links pointing back to itself."
www.404media.co
January 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Reports of Navajo people being detained in immigration sweeps sparks concern from tribal leaders

The DOJ argued in court that Indigenous people don’t have birthright citizenship, even though they have for 100 years

azmirror.com/2025/01/24/r...
Reports of Navajo people being detained in immigration sweeps sparks concern from tribal leaders
The DOJ argued in court that Indigenous people don't have birthright citizenship, even though they have for 100 years
azmirror.com
January 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
😏
As much I have to admit it. It’s not a joke and they’re not wrong.
January 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM