Gernick
@gernick.bsky.social
Long in the tooth and short on wisdom
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CBS really Bari'd the story huh.
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
CBS really Bari'd the story huh.
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After a person is unmasked as a serial killer, the neighbors always say he was quiet and seemed nice.
So at least I know my neighbors aren’t serial killers.
So at least I know my neighbors aren’t serial killers.
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
After a person is unmasked as a serial killer, the neighbors always say he was quiet and seemed nice.
So at least I know my neighbors aren’t serial killers.
So at least I know my neighbors aren’t serial killers.
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In case you’re in the mood for some good news . . .
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
In case you’re in the mood for some good news . . .
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
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Hi, the new season of “A Man on the Inside,” a TV show I worked on, hits Netflix today. Ted Danson is in it! Also Mary Steenburgen, Gary Cole, Max Greenfield, David Strathairn, Lisa Gilroy, Stephanie Beatriz, Jason Mantzoukas, and many more funny people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hi, the new season of “A Man on the Inside,” a TV show I worked on, hits Netflix today. Ted Danson is in it! Also Mary Steenburgen, Gary Cole, Max Greenfield, David Strathairn, Lisa Gilroy, Stephanie Beatriz, Jason Mantzoukas, and many more funny people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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The difference is subtle, but see if you can spot it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The difference is subtle, but see if you can spot it.
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“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.”
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How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
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Merel (28) is bonnetje van zelfscankassa kwijtgeraakt en woont nu in Albert Heijn-filiaal
Merel (28) is bonnetje van zelfscankassa kwijtgeraakt en woont nu in Albert Heijn-filiaal
Het is een vreemd gezicht in de Albert Heijn XL in de Alkmaarse Wendelaarstraat: tussen het vriesvak en de soepafdeling zit al een aantal weken een vrouw met een boodschappentas in een eenpersoonstentje.
speld.nl
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Merel (28) is bonnetje van zelfscankassa kwijtgeraakt en woont nu in Albert Heijn-filiaal
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Every aspect of American media is now controlled by a small group of far right billionaires. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Every aspect of American media is now controlled by a small group of far right billionaires. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
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Here’s a drawing I did in my sketchbook of an AI data center burning. Pen and ink on paper.
October 13, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Here’s a drawing I did in my sketchbook of an AI data center burning. Pen and ink on paper.
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Me: read it again but this time do the voices
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Me: read it again but this time do the voices
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
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“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”
- H.P. Lovecraft
- H.P. Lovecraft
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”
- H.P. Lovecraft
- H.P. Lovecraft
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“Someone you don’t know did something you don’t care about.” -social media notifications
October 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Someone you don’t know did something you don’t care about.” -social media notifications
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If god’s dick is always infinite to begin with how can he get a boner.
Can god’s dick be smaller than god without being smaller than infinity.
Does god scratch his balls. How.
We need to understand these things. Gender critical Christians alone can answer. Ask them constantly.
Can god’s dick be smaller than god without being smaller than infinity.
Does god scratch his balls. How.
We need to understand these things. Gender critical Christians alone can answer. Ask them constantly.
October 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If god’s dick is always infinite to begin with how can he get a boner.
Can god’s dick be smaller than god without being smaller than infinity.
Does god scratch his balls. How.
We need to understand these things. Gender critical Christians alone can answer. Ask them constantly.
Can god’s dick be smaller than god without being smaller than infinity.
Does god scratch his balls. How.
We need to understand these things. Gender critical Christians alone can answer. Ask them constantly.
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FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN LOGIC
1. A male is defined by having a penis and testicles
2. God is a male.
Therefore
3. God has balls and a wang.
Ask a fundamentalist how big god’s hog is. No matter how big he says it is, it will be a limit to the infinite size of god and therefore a blasphemy.
1. A male is defined by having a penis and testicles
2. God is a male.
Therefore
3. God has balls and a wang.
Ask a fundamentalist how big god’s hog is. No matter how big he says it is, it will be a limit to the infinite size of god and therefore a blasphemy.
October 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN LOGIC
1. A male is defined by having a penis and testicles
2. God is a male.
Therefore
3. God has balls and a wang.
Ask a fundamentalist how big god’s hog is. No matter how big he says it is, it will be a limit to the infinite size of god and therefore a blasphemy.
1. A male is defined by having a penis and testicles
2. God is a male.
Therefore
3. God has balls and a wang.
Ask a fundamentalist how big god’s hog is. No matter how big he says it is, it will be a limit to the infinite size of god and therefore a blasphemy.
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The levels of bidet power from least to greatest intensity:
1. Scold
2. Chastise
3. Rebuke
4. Excommunicate
1. Scold
2. Chastise
3. Rebuke
4. Excommunicate
October 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The levels of bidet power from least to greatest intensity:
1. Scold
2. Chastise
3. Rebuke
4. Excommunicate
1. Scold
2. Chastise
3. Rebuke
4. Excommunicate
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
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My stripper name would be Frightens the Horses.
October 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My stripper name would be Frightens the Horses.
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this is what you get when you soak a german shepherd in mountain dew
October 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
this is what you get when you soak a german shepherd in mountain dew
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What’s up! New song out today.
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Tears to an ocean
The Mary Onettes · Tears to an ocean · Song · 2025
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March 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What’s up! New song out today.
open.spotify.com/track/0fHn1a...
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