Ian
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In no way are you a wild card. He/him
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
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i hope jabu jabu digests you and poops you out
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i hope jabu jabu digests you and poops you out
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What does the Department of Education actually do? Info from @usafacts.org helps explain.
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December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
What does the Department of Education actually do? Info from @usafacts.org helps explain.
Check out USAFacts.org for more reliable facts about America: usafacts.org/answers/what...
(all views expressed are my own) #ad
Check out USAFacts.org for more reliable facts about America: usafacts.org/answers/what...
(all views expressed are my own) #ad
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Here I was spinning up a conspiracy theory, "why is it that all the blue x-men characters are so queer coded"
Then I remembered that it's x-men.
They're all queer coded.
Then I remembered that it's x-men.
They're all queer coded.
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Here I was spinning up a conspiracy theory, "why is it that all the blue x-men characters are so queer coded"
Then I remembered that it's x-men.
They're all queer coded.
Then I remembered that it's x-men.
They're all queer coded.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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In a way, having kids is like an extremely involved and expensive gacha game
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
In a way, having kids is like an extremely involved and expensive gacha game
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Your cards when you keep a two-land hand, then proceed to not draw lands:
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Your cards when you keep a two-land hand, then proceed to not draw lands:
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I know I’m annoying because there’s a when I see “clown” used as an insult (including when I use it myself) a little part of me goes “that’s messed up though cause clowning is actually really hard”
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I know I’m annoying because there’s a when I see “clown” used as an insult (including when I use it myself) a little part of me goes “that’s messed up though cause clowning is actually really hard”
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If physics is real then explain to me how a child size shoe can hold an infinite amount of sand
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If physics is real then explain to me how a child size shoe can hold an infinite amount of sand
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Still another #oathsworn model. #minaturepainting #tabletopgaming #minatures #warhammer #rpg #DnD #minipainting
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Still another #oathsworn model. #minaturepainting #tabletopgaming #minatures #warhammer #rpg #DnD #minipainting
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Cuomo says he’ll move to Florida if Mamdani becomes mayor. Mamdani isn’t even mayor yet, and he’s already driving out the criminals!
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Cuomo says he’ll move to Florida if Mamdani becomes mayor. Mamdani isn’t even mayor yet, and he’s already driving out the criminals!
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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Genuine question: why do I care if the AI bubble crashes? For the average person (that doesn't live in SF or Austin) unless their mutual fund or pension is heavily invested in Nvidia are they really going to be affected when it crashes?
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Genuine question: why do I care if the AI bubble crashes? For the average person (that doesn't live in SF or Austin) unless their mutual fund or pension is heavily invested in Nvidia are they really going to be affected when it crashes?
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And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
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ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
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The ShippingWiki should be part of the DSM-VI
September 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The ShippingWiki should be part of the DSM-VI
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Geralt died
September 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Geralt died
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Have never felt more looked out for by a paywall
July 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Have never felt more looked out for by a paywall
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
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July 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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I believe a lawyer told Andrew Yang this, because Yang is a rich nitwit who hangs out with other rich nitwits, none of whom do any real work nor can tell good work from bad, all of whom could be replaced by an AI chatbot with no loss in output speed or quality.
July 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I believe a lawyer told Andrew Yang this, because Yang is a rich nitwit who hangs out with other rich nitwits, none of whom do any real work nor can tell good work from bad, all of whom could be replaced by an AI chatbot with no loss in output speed or quality.
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Bluesky CEO Jay Graber emphasized the importance of critical thinking and developing a generalist skillset for the AI era.
Bluesky's CEO warns you shouldn't 'fully outsource your thinking' to AI
Bluesky CEO Jay Graber emphasized the importance of critical thinking and developing a generalist skillset for the AI era.
www.businessinsider.com
July 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Bluesky CEO Jay Graber emphasized the importance of critical thinking and developing a generalist skillset for the AI era.