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Jonathan Stowe
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Computer Programmer, Tinkerer and Musician. Oh and beer Enthusiast, but I can do those other things while drinking beer.
December 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Imma make an "AI" that will consume all the most popular media and regurgitate it nearly verbatim but "improving" a few bits here and there .... it's called Napster.
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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A reminder that when Gary Lineker was under fire a couple of years back for criticising the Conservatives while a BBC presenter, the channel said, by contrast, it was fine for Lord Sugar to repeatedly endorse the Tories because he was "free to say, as a business person, what he wants to say."
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I do think it would be better if journalists - especially BBC ones - realised that for most people politics are currently frustrating, tedious and sometimew scary. Not "wild". It's not a spectacle.
Fascism is on the rise, the cost of living is higher than ever, the NHS is still in the shitter and people are scared, tired, and furious with a useless failure of a government, but don’t worry! If you live in the cosseted political media bubble, 2026 is going to be WILD. Fuck off.
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'm a bit concerned about "amber rain", is it like "golden shower" but a bit lower status?
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Imprisoned former Georgian president Saakashvili warned Ukraine against relying on US security guarantees, citing South Vietnam's collapse after Washington abandoned its promises, urging Ukraine to build a European alliance instead.
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Next weekend I will be wearing this.
The greatest Christmas jumper from the greatest Christmas movie! Last orders for Christmas with FREE UK delivery here >>> buff.ly/9OksLd3
December 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Somewhere down the back of some sofa I have an unfinished track called Banality of Evil. however this is probably much better than that

soundcloud.com/lucy/sets/ba...
Banality of Evil
press & mgmt: mailto:ludovica@modernmatters.net bookings: mailto:info@clusterartists.com Lucy is the nom de techno of Italian-born and Berlin-based Luca Mortellaro, one of the genre’s most exciting a
soundcloud.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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12/12
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Not an Advent beer but a cracker. Brewed for Fortnum's by Westerham Brewery.
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Are Skrewdriver still a thing?¹ Maybe they should use some of their tracks instead. I imagine they'd expect less pushback. Or maybe not.

¹. This of course is trivially determined by a search on the internet but I haven't got the stomach for it.
December 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Happy Caturday! #ProofOfCat #Cats #Caturday
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
This is today. If you're in South London go and buy some of Jim's cousin's jam.
slightly random but I’m running a stall selling my cousin’s home made jam at Camberwell Market tomorrow 11-4 if anyone needs last-minute stocking fillers
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Can never invoke Godwin’s second law enough times
December 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The Roland TR-1000 is probably as you'd expect from the company that possibly defined the drum machine as we know it forty years ago.

But I'd like to praise the *packaging*: all cardboard (no plastic foam at all,) five sheets all cut and folded to form a rigid, robust and secure container.
December 13, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Reform is the biggest Party in town apparently…
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Good morning
December 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
December 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Someone just posted this in Slack, so I thought I need to share.
December 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The FT writes: ‘In Trump’s interview with GB News, its correspondent, Bev Turner, gave North Korea’s broadcasters a run for their money. “It feels much safer here,” Turner said, contrasting Washington to London, though the chances of being murdered in DC are around 26 times higher than in London.
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
OOOH! Drum Machine coming TODAY (wasn't expected until the week after next.)
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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"Hello. My name is Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor. You killed my mother. Prepare to die."
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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There is still hope for German investigative journalism. Seven journalism students from Germany were not deterred by the stonewalling of their own government. They tracked Russian-crewed freighters lurking off the Dutch and German coasts and connected them to drone swarms over military bases.
They Droned Back
Young journalists expose Russian-linked vessels circling off the Dutch and German coast
www.digitaldigging.org
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM