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Humanity will one day answer for what we've done to pigeons. And, like, all the other horrifying things we've done, but pigeons will be on the list.
October 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Humanity will one day answer for what we've done to pigeons. And, like, all the other horrifying things we've done, but pigeons will be on the list.
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October 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Could you call them up to defend your people against ICE and the cops? There are no rules anymore, get creative and have FUN
I will not call up our National Guard to further Trump’s acts of aggression against our people.
October 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Could you call them up to defend your people against ICE and the cops? There are no rules anymore, get creative and have FUN
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
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theonion.com
September 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
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one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life
September 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life
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Pritzker: "One of the reasons Trump wants to send troops into cities is bc he wants to be able to take control of the 2026 elections...if they've got troops in cities, & it becomes a kind of norm for people, then it won't be abnormal for them when they're going to vote having troops at ballot boxes"
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Pritzker: "One of the reasons Trump wants to send troops into cities is bc he wants to be able to take control of the 2026 elections...if they've got troops in cities, & it becomes a kind of norm for people, then it won't be abnormal for them when they're going to vote having troops at ballot boxes"
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Please stay safe out there guys. The government doesn’t give a hot shit about us and, in fact, prefers us to be terrified, so let’s be here for each other.
September 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Please stay safe out there guys. The government doesn’t give a hot shit about us and, in fact, prefers us to be terrified, so let’s be here for each other.
My cat is being euthanized on Friday. But Charlie Kirk is dead.
Today is apparently a fucking DAY of peaks and valleys.
Today is apparently a fucking DAY of peaks and valleys.
September 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My cat is being euthanized on Friday. But Charlie Kirk is dead.
Today is apparently a fucking DAY of peaks and valleys.
Today is apparently a fucking DAY of peaks and valleys.
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Looking ahead:
How do we get the the Vice President to start a relationship with ChatGPT
How do we get the the Vice President to start a relationship with ChatGPT
September 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Looking ahead:
How do we get the the Vice President to start a relationship with ChatGPT
How do we get the the Vice President to start a relationship with ChatGPT
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The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
September 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
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Pritzker: Neither Texas nor the FBI at the federal level has the authority to arrest these Texas Democrats
They’re welcome to visit to take in the great views and enjoy the incredible restaurants we have. But they won’t be taking anyone home with them, or out of the state.
They’re welcome to visit to take in the great views and enjoy the incredible restaurants we have. But they won’t be taking anyone home with them, or out of the state.
August 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Pritzker: Neither Texas nor the FBI at the federal level has the authority to arrest these Texas Democrats
They’re welcome to visit to take in the great views and enjoy the incredible restaurants we have. But they won’t be taking anyone home with them, or out of the state.
They’re welcome to visit to take in the great views and enjoy the incredible restaurants we have. But they won’t be taking anyone home with them, or out of the state.
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you must be radley, boo, cuz you just gave me a fatticus inch
August 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
you must be radley, boo, cuz you just gave me a fatticus inch
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JD Vance rly has the energy of a dirtbag who moves in with your mom and then immediately starts blathering on about discipline in this house
August 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
JD Vance rly has the energy of a dirtbag who moves in with your mom and then immediately starts blathering on about discipline in this house
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My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
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This week on Dropout...
🌭Monday: A new Game Changer, with guests Jeremy Culhane, Kimia Behpoornia, Jacob Wysocki, and Kurt Maloney
🎼Tuesday: A new Dirty Laundry, with guests (from StarKid!) James Tolbert, Jon Matteson, Lauren Lopez, and Mariah Casillas
More below... 👇👇👇
🌭Monday: A new Game Changer, with guests Jeremy Culhane, Kimia Behpoornia, Jacob Wysocki, and Kurt Maloney
🎼Tuesday: A new Dirty Laundry, with guests (from StarKid!) James Tolbert, Jon Matteson, Lauren Lopez, and Mariah Casillas
More below... 👇👇👇
July 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This week on Dropout...
🌭Monday: A new Game Changer, with guests Jeremy Culhane, Kimia Behpoornia, Jacob Wysocki, and Kurt Maloney
🎼Tuesday: A new Dirty Laundry, with guests (from StarKid!) James Tolbert, Jon Matteson, Lauren Lopez, and Mariah Casillas
More below... 👇👇👇
🌭Monday: A new Game Changer, with guests Jeremy Culhane, Kimia Behpoornia, Jacob Wysocki, and Kurt Maloney
🎼Tuesday: A new Dirty Laundry, with guests (from StarKid!) James Tolbert, Jon Matteson, Lauren Lopez, and Mariah Casillas
More below... 👇👇👇
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“why would a rapist pretend to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people?” - preach @alancumming.bsky.social
www.thepinknews.com/2025/07/23/a...
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Alan Cumming says US 'treats rapists better than trans people'
The Traitors US host Alan Cumming delcares that society 'treats rapists better than trans people' in a powerful US TV appearance.
www.thepinknews.com
July 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“why would a rapist pretend to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people?” - preach @alancumming.bsky.social
www.thepinknews.com/2025/07/23/a...
www.thepinknews.com/2025/07/23/a...
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I will never forgive AI for many things, but most of all?
Vilifying em dashes.
I am a writer with ADHD damn it. Now I have to change them all to commas and THEY DO NOT HAVE THE SAME FEEL.
Like drinking a soda that got changed from sugar to high fructose corn syrup, damn it.
Vilifying em dashes.
I am a writer with ADHD damn it. Now I have to change them all to commas and THEY DO NOT HAVE THE SAME FEEL.
Like drinking a soda that got changed from sugar to high fructose corn syrup, damn it.
July 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I will never forgive AI for many things, but most of all?
Vilifying em dashes.
I am a writer with ADHD damn it. Now I have to change them all to commas and THEY DO NOT HAVE THE SAME FEEL.
Like drinking a soda that got changed from sugar to high fructose corn syrup, damn it.
Vilifying em dashes.
I am a writer with ADHD damn it. Now I have to change them all to commas and THEY DO NOT HAVE THE SAME FEEL.
Like drinking a soda that got changed from sugar to high fructose corn syrup, damn it.
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Nah, you deleted them because you get paid for your compliance
You know who the NYT is
You know what they’re up to
You know what they’ve already helped accomplish
that pot been boiling
You know who the NYT is
You know what they’re up to
You know what they’ve already helped accomplish
that pot been boiling
July 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Nah, you deleted them because you get paid for your compliance
You know who the NYT is
You know what they’re up to
You know what they’ve already helped accomplish
that pot been boiling
You know who the NYT is
You know what they’re up to
You know what they’ve already helped accomplish
that pot been boiling
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At karaoke and someone sang “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” from Mulan 💯🔥 I went nuts
June 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
At karaoke and someone sang “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” from Mulan 💯🔥 I went nuts
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i'll take this a step further and say the smaller and more regionally important the city they're afraid of, the more embarrassed they should be. what do you mean you don't want to get out of your car driving through Tulsa
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i'll take this a step further and say the smaller and more regionally important the city they're afraid of, the more embarrassed they should be. what do you mean you don't want to get out of your car driving through Tulsa
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My favorite version of this is intra-suburban fear, like Naperville calling nearby Woodridge “Hoodridge” because the median family income is like $125k instead of $150k
June 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My favorite version of this is intra-suburban fear, like Naperville calling nearby Woodridge “Hoodridge” because the median family income is like $125k instead of $150k
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Skibidi toilet the chinese chicken
June 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Skibidi toilet the chinese chicken
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dude you won't believe it. that violently insecure mad king? he had a falling out with that super annoying failed jester he made grand vizier
June 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
dude you won't believe it. that violently insecure mad king? he had a falling out with that super annoying failed jester he made grand vizier
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kind of over being told to relish the simple victories like "getting out of bed" and "managing to get through work" I'd like a big spicy victory like "not worrying about money every single second" or "the mass ex*cution of the ruling class" but apparently these wants "put you on a list" smh
June 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
kind of over being told to relish the simple victories like "getting out of bed" and "managing to get through work" I'd like a big spicy victory like "not worrying about money every single second" or "the mass ex*cution of the ruling class" but apparently these wants "put you on a list" smh
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I have to go to bed but real quick Ernie has always been in the wrong and Bert has always been absolutely correct to be frustrated by Ernie’s chaotic bullshit
May 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I have to go to bed but real quick Ernie has always been in the wrong and Bert has always been absolutely correct to be frustrated by Ernie’s chaotic bullshit