John Reimann
@johnnyrimes.bsky.social
Big nerd stuff fan. Co-Host of the Screamplay podcast on the Gamefully Unemployed network
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Me thinking of how the Patriots can still win
homer simpson and bart simpson are running in a park and bart says it 's just a little dirty .
ALT: homer simpson and bart simpson are running in a park and bart says it 's just a little dirty .
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February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Me thinking of how the Patriots can still win
Their loss. Best one since Bruno Mars
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Their loss. Best one since Bruno Mars
I feel sorry for people that didn’t watch that halftime show because it was rad as hell.
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I feel sorry for people that didn’t watch that halftime show because it was rad as hell.
That was an ass whoopin’
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
That was an ass whoopin’
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Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
grateful to work at a place that always lets me write about how much i love gay women
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Amber Glenn, a queer icon from Texas, is about to make Olympic history
The American figure skater's unapologetic queerness feels more important than ever.
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February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
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WARHAMMER SHOP GUY: Interesting set of colours! Whats the current project?
ME: Oh it's spectacularly cursed
WSG: Spectacularly?! Can't be that bad
ME: Anime Horse Girl Space Marine
WSG:
ME:
WSG: Okay yeah that's spectacularly cursed
ME: Warned you
WSG: Will annoy all the right people though
ME: Yup
ME: Oh it's spectacularly cursed
WSG: Spectacularly?! Can't be that bad
ME: Anime Horse Girl Space Marine
WSG:
ME:
WSG: Okay yeah that's spectacularly cursed
ME: Warned you
WSG: Will annoy all the right people though
ME: Yup
February 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
WARHAMMER SHOP GUY: Interesting set of colours! Whats the current project?
ME: Oh it's spectacularly cursed
WSG: Spectacularly?! Can't be that bad
ME: Anime Horse Girl Space Marine
WSG:
ME:
WSG: Okay yeah that's spectacularly cursed
ME: Warned you
WSG: Will annoy all the right people though
ME: Yup
ME: Oh it's spectacularly cursed
WSG: Spectacularly?! Can't be that bad
ME: Anime Horse Girl Space Marine
WSG:
ME:
WSG: Okay yeah that's spectacularly cursed
ME: Warned you
WSG: Will annoy all the right people though
ME: Yup
I was a teenager in the 80s and these guys were kinda my heroes
February 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I was a teenager in the 80s and these guys were kinda my heroes
So six months ago I was pushing 315 pounds and completely miserable and depressed. Since quitting the job I hate and working on myself in earnest (not just the gym, but a top to bottom overhaul) I’ve lost over 40 pounds (I’m now at 269) and have written over 50k words for a novel. Pretty happy now
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
So six months ago I was pushing 315 pounds and completely miserable and depressed. Since quitting the job I hate and working on myself in earnest (not just the gym, but a top to bottom overhaul) I’ve lost over 40 pounds (I’m now at 269) and have written over 50k words for a novel. Pretty happy now
Who has the more embarrassing offseason? The Cowboys or the Browns?
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Who has the more embarrassing offseason? The Cowboys or the Browns?
Getting close to 50k words written in the book I’m working on. Kind of proud of myself.
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Getting close to 50k words written in the book I’m working on. Kind of proud of myself.
Fisto is in it and that’s all I care about
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Fisto is in it and that’s all I care about
Fox News can’t even fucking spell “Smith Denies Politics Played ROLL in Trump Probes” fucking dumbass MAGA dipshits
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Fox News can’t even fucking spell “Smith Denies Politics Played ROLL in Trump Probes” fucking dumbass MAGA dipshits
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If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
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- Doctor, I'm sad.
- The solution is simple: you must go and see Pawgliacci, the clown with the juiciest ass you've ever seen. Staring at that gargantuan gyatt will surely cheer you right up.
- *standing up and making a sound like God bowling when my cheeks clap into each other* But doctor...
- The solution is simple: you must go and see Pawgliacci, the clown with the juiciest ass you've ever seen. Staring at that gargantuan gyatt will surely cheer you right up.
- *standing up and making a sound like God bowling when my cheeks clap into each other* But doctor...
October 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
- Doctor, I'm sad.
- The solution is simple: you must go and see Pawgliacci, the clown with the juiciest ass you've ever seen. Staring at that gargantuan gyatt will surely cheer you right up.
- *standing up and making a sound like God bowling when my cheeks clap into each other* But doctor...
- The solution is simple: you must go and see Pawgliacci, the clown with the juiciest ass you've ever seen. Staring at that gargantuan gyatt will surely cheer you right up.
- *standing up and making a sound like God bowling when my cheeks clap into each other* But doctor...
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I think every country has every right to be anti-American but at the same time if you’re tut-tutting that Americans aren’t doing enough to overthrow their government while your own government is happily facilitating and supporting what the US is doing…maybe also do something about that?
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I think every country has every right to be anti-American but at the same time if you’re tut-tutting that Americans aren’t doing enough to overthrow their government while your own government is happily facilitating and supporting what the US is doing…maybe also do something about that?
Really great how we’re on the road to World War 3 because of the tantrums of a dementia ridden, near 80 pile of rancid feces
January 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Really great how we’re on the road to World War 3 because of the tantrums of a dementia ridden, near 80 pile of rancid feces
Whether you like it or not
January 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Whether you like it or not
Just in case anyone needs to hear this, I love you and you matter. Things are pretty bad right now, but take heart in that we persevere.
January 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Just in case anyone needs to hear this, I love you and you matter. Things are pretty bad right now, but take heart in that we persevere.
To finish off your holiday season
Wrestlemoviea - Santa With Muscles
Podcast Episode · Gamefully Unemployed · 01/06/2026 · 1h 33m
podcasts.apple.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
To finish off your holiday season
Watching a sweet @arrowvideo.bsky.social edition of An American Werewolf in London for this Wolf Moon
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Watching a sweet @arrowvideo.bsky.social edition of An American Werewolf in London for this Wolf Moon
We’re just kidnapping foreign leaders now, huh? I thought you would need, you know, permission from Congress (you know, who represent the people who elected you) in order to declare war. That’s what this is. An act of war. Trump is a dictator and a disgrace
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
We’re just kidnapping foreign leaders now, huh? I thought you would need, you know, permission from Congress (you know, who represent the people who elected you) in order to declare war. That’s what this is. An act of war. Trump is a dictator and a disgrace
We here at Wrestlemoviea are big Durand fans
December 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We here at Wrestlemoviea are big Durand fans
I’m PISSED that I didn’t think of that
December 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m PISSED that I didn’t think of that