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Gary A. Witte
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My posted opinions are my own and do not represent any government, corporation or other collective from the Prime Material Plane. If you don't like it, complain elsewhere.
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The best part of Thanksgiving!

#FilmSky #MovieSky #MST3K #TurkeyDay
2025 Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon: Double Troubled Features Edition
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
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November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
On the whole, it's a good #LetterboxdFriday with a varied #LastFourWatched. The only through line I could suss out of this grouping is that each of the film's main characters *really* want something.

Then I realized that describes *every* movie.

#FilmSky #MovieSky
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Bill Maher is quitting standup due to "political violence from both sides" and definitely not because of "being a really shitty standup"
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Just saw my first Christmas tree of the year up in a neighbour’s house.

I assume these are the same people who stand up first the moment a plane lands —adrenaline junkies, the lot of them.
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Here are my top five favorite movie genres

1) Hitman trying to do good, do vengeance or survive
2) Group faces unexpected threat (monsters, murder, evil army, etc.)
4) Swashbuckling heroic justice
4) Monty Python
5) Dune

#MovieSky #FilmSky #AlsoProcedurals
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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We as a nation have really lost the true meaning of Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I may not love Honey Don't as much as I want to, but I would happily watch any number of its sequels. #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #FilmSky #MovieSky
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Ethan and Joel Coen earned lifetime passes for making the greatest run of great films ever. I welcome a reunion, but if they want to keep working separately - one on lesbian noir comedies and the other on gloomy Shakespeare plays - I accept it. Save your venom for Michael Bay. #filmsky #moviesky
a woman in a white shirt driving a car
Alt: Actress Margaret Qualley in a white shirt driving a car looks at another woman driving the other direction on a scooter. Scene from the 2025 movie "Honey, Don't".
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November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The day after Halloween is when you start plowing through the candy. In that vein, it's been a #LastFourWatched of pure cinematic junk food for me.

My next #LetterboxdFriday might be nothing but Criterion titles, but don't count on it. #FilmSky #MovieSky
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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“i believe to what you are referring is a catapult, not a trebuchet” i say, sounding very cool and not at all like a loser nerd
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Just one stale sour patch in this #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday. If you're interested in the full-sized candy bars instead, I suggest seeing the new Frankenstein in a theatre. *Everything* about it deserves the big screen treatment.

Have a #HappyHalloween everyone!

#FilmSky #MovieSky
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
a man is holding a gumball machine and says " really makes you think "
Alt: Robot Tom Servo says "Really makes you think, doesn't it?" Robot Crow says"No." Joel Robinson stands between them with a cup of coffee in his hand.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's gonna be pretty funny when Chainsaw Man (2025) sweeps next year's Oscars. #FilmSky #MovieSky #Chainsaw
October 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Rewatching The Descent. Just not the kinda situation you wanna find yourself in imo
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Lots of murder going on in this week's #LastFourWatched. Sometimes you have to wait for it, but it feels like #LetterboxdFriday murders are inevitable.

Then, before you know it, it's #HideTheBodySaturday.

#MovieSky #FilmSky
October 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
One of my controversial movie takes is that De Palma's Scarface (1983) is a terrible joke played on everyone who ever wasted time watching it. Pacino's performance is a cartoon with a bad accent. We're supposed to believe *Robert Loggia* is *scared* of this guy?

#MovieSky #FilmSky #LittleFriend
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a dark room and saying `` i bury those cockroaches '' .
Alt: Al Pacino in a suit and tie is standing in a dark room and saying `` I bury those cockaroaches. ''
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October 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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no spoilers please on the world series or whatever it is. i haven’t seen the previous 100 seasons yet
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. #FilmSky #MovieSky #BookSky
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding something
Alt: The characters Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are standing next to each other looking at a handmade fan that's spinning in the wind.
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October 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Administrators at Indiana University baselessly fired the student media director and ordered the student paper to cease its print edition, so it'd sure be a shame if this excellent digital front page were to be widely shared today

issuu.com/idsnews/docs...
October 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
All over the European map this #LastFourWatched with a horror/documentary from Sweden, an unfunny horror comedy from Norway, a banger from Spain and a slumming Christopher Lee in the usual Hammer pseudo-Germany where everyone talks and acts like Englishmen. #LetterboxdFriday #FilmSky #MovieSky
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM