eleanor
@gaaldornick.bsky.social
she/her, 27 🦤
i came here to write and talk about boats. and i don't want to write
i came here to write and talk about boats. and i don't want to write
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scalped on eBay? Auctions Are Now Battlefields
August 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
scalped on eBay? Auctions Are Now Battlefields
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This could fully pass for something on Clickhole, but it’s real, and I love it. Even down to his name.
July 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This could fully pass for something on Clickhole, but it’s real, and I love it. Even down to his name.
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thinking about her again
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Costco Pepperoni Pizza
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June 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
thinking about her again
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
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It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
April 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
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Two years ago, I discovered a love story hidden within Scott’s last Antarctic expedition—between two of his officers, Pennell and Atkinson. They survived the tragedy which took Scott’s life and shocked the world, but further dangers still lay ahead for them.
magazine.atavist.com/from-antarct...
magazine.atavist.com/from-antarct...
The Love Story Hiding in a Legendary Tragedy
Captain Robert Falcon Scott’s doomed journey to Antarctica captivated the world. But hidden within the legend was a story that has never been told—a love affair between two of the crew who survived.
magazine.atavist.com
February 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Two years ago, I discovered a love story hidden within Scott’s last Antarctic expedition—between two of his officers, Pennell and Atkinson. They survived the tragedy which took Scott’s life and shocked the world, but further dangers still lay ahead for them.
magazine.atavist.com/from-antarct...
magazine.atavist.com/from-antarct...
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ALERT the fish doorbell is LIVE! 🚨🐟
This is a webcam set at a lock in Utrecht, the fish are trying to migrate to mate and so if you see a fish you ring the doorbell & the lockkeeper will open it up. (If it's too popular you just get the livestream, no button, try again later!)
visdeurbel.nl/en/
This is a webcam set at a lock in Utrecht, the fish are trying to migrate to mate and so if you see a fish you ring the doorbell & the lockkeeper will open it up. (If it's too popular you just get the livestream, no button, try again later!)
visdeurbel.nl/en/
The Fish Doorbell — The Fish Doorbell
Did you spot a fish? Press the Fish Doorbell! This alerts our lock operator to let the fish through. The Fish Doorbell is in Utrecht, NL.
visdeurbel.nl
March 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
ALERT the fish doorbell is LIVE! 🚨🐟
This is a webcam set at a lock in Utrecht, the fish are trying to migrate to mate and so if you see a fish you ring the doorbell & the lockkeeper will open it up. (If it's too popular you just get the livestream, no button, try again later!)
visdeurbel.nl/en/
This is a webcam set at a lock in Utrecht, the fish are trying to migrate to mate and so if you see a fish you ring the doorbell & the lockkeeper will open it up. (If it's too popular you just get the livestream, no button, try again later!)
visdeurbel.nl/en/
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every day i find out what cartoonishly evil thing they did, like uh oh! tesla intern octavius fiddlehorne has deleted the database at the research institute for cancer in kids. and all i can do is post until i find the words that activate one of my followers to go manchurian candidate on elon musk
February 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
every day i find out what cartoonishly evil thing they did, like uh oh! tesla intern octavius fiddlehorne has deleted the database at the research institute for cancer in kids. and all i can do is post until i find the words that activate one of my followers to go manchurian candidate on elon musk
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ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
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before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.
after all, there will be sewers.
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.
after all, there will be sewers.
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.
after all, there will be sewers.
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.
after all, there will be sewers.
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Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack
December 23, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack
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Today, on Shirley Jackson’s birthday, let’s all marvel at one of the greatest opening paragraphs ever written (from THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE)
December 14, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Today, on Shirley Jackson’s birthday, let’s all marvel at one of the greatest opening paragraphs ever written (from THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE)
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y’all know what time it is
December 13, 2024 at 2:16 PM
y’all know what time it is
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Friday Keynote starting now! Join us on Zoom as we hear from Jessica Houston and Mariah Erkloo of BEYOND HER HORIZONS, an all-female polar expedition that navigated the Northwest Passage in 2023.
#terrorcamp2024
#terrorcamp2024
December 6, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Friday Keynote starting now! Join us on Zoom as we hear from Jessica Houston and Mariah Erkloo of BEYOND HER HORIZONS, an all-female polar expedition that navigated the Northwest Passage in 2023.
#terrorcamp2024
#terrorcamp2024