Monkey D. Suzie
@ga1c.bsky.social
Trans babby. Former Audio Editor/Streamer for Maji Media. Former Writer/DM/Producer on The Grand Line TTRPG. ♡ One Piece, Game Center CX, Dragon Quest, The Legend of Zelda, Evangelion, MOTHER/EB, retrogames.
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Modok doodle, he’s just so absurdly goofy that I can’t NOT like him ✏️🧠🤯⚙️
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Modok doodle, he’s just so absurdly goofy that I can’t NOT like him ✏️🧠🤯⚙️
Just heard a Karen utter the words, "peek-oh-day-gallow" and use them seriously as if myself and others are pronouncing it incorrectly.
No, this was not a bit.
I would say we're cooked but if they're fucking up words like that? We're all undercooked and made to be left-overs. -.-*
No, this was not a bit.
I would say we're cooked but if they're fucking up words like that? We're all undercooked and made to be left-overs. -.-*
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just heard a Karen utter the words, "peek-oh-day-gallow" and use them seriously as if myself and others are pronouncing it incorrectly.
No, this was not a bit.
I would say we're cooked but if they're fucking up words like that? We're all undercooked and made to be left-overs. -.-*
No, this was not a bit.
I would say we're cooked but if they're fucking up words like that? We're all undercooked and made to be left-overs. -.-*
How confused Magic the Gathering players must be seeing so many posts tearing down MTG.
Something something she plays an all white deck.
Something something she plays an all white deck.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
How confused Magic the Gathering players must be seeing so many posts tearing down MTG.
Something something she plays an all white deck.
Something something she plays an all white deck.
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*takes long drag off cigarette, flicks it into the gutter*
listen kid, i remember when websites were hosted in comp towers bought from craigslist and stored in literally closets with someone's grandma's desk fan pointed at it, but it was maintained by someone who gave a shit
listen kid, i remember when websites were hosted in comp towers bought from craigslist and stored in literally closets with someone's grandma's desk fan pointed at it, but it was maintained by someone who gave a shit
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
*takes long drag off cigarette, flicks it into the gutter*
listen kid, i remember when websites were hosted in comp towers bought from craigslist and stored in literally closets with someone's grandma's desk fan pointed at it, but it was maintained by someone who gave a shit
listen kid, i remember when websites were hosted in comp towers bought from craigslist and stored in literally closets with someone's grandma's desk fan pointed at it, but it was maintained by someone who gave a shit
Never forget that "newly sane" Greene spoke out against the existence and funding for PBS because "they are pro-crime" and "un-American".
Do not lionize or uplift her. She's said what she thinks of actual Americans numerous times, particularly about those struggling the most.
So, she can rot.
Do not lionize or uplift her. She's said what she thinks of actual Americans numerous times, particularly about those struggling the most.
So, she can rot.
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Never forget that "newly sane" Greene spoke out against the existence and funding for PBS because "they are pro-crime" and "un-American".
Do not lionize or uplift her. She's said what she thinks of actual Americans numerous times, particularly about those struggling the most.
So, she can rot.
Do not lionize or uplift her. She's said what she thinks of actual Americans numerous times, particularly about those struggling the most.
So, she can rot.
Y'know the thing about a Funko Pop, they've got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a shark's eyes.
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Y'know the thing about a Funko Pop, they've got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a shark's eyes.
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When you prioritize the opinions of the rich we are all poorer for it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
When you prioritize the opinions of the rich we are all poorer for it.
Can we PLEASE stop interviewing CEOs or anyone in wealth on their opinions of what is happening with our economy when the people most affected by it are the single parents, kids, and anyone working a job that makes less than $80k anually? None of the former actually understand the plight. NONE.
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Can we PLEASE stop interviewing CEOs or anyone in wealth on their opinions of what is happening with our economy when the people most affected by it are the single parents, kids, and anyone working a job that makes less than $80k anually? None of the former actually understand the plight. NONE.
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As always, all I'll say about The Game Awards is if it was serious about celebrating the global industry and not, like, four countries, it wouldn't skew jury seats to outlets from Anglophone countries. Dunno why other outlets bother when their votes for anything locally relevant get drowned out. 🤷
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
As always, all I'll say about The Game Awards is if it was serious about celebrating the global industry and not, like, four countries, it wouldn't skew jury seats to outlets from Anglophone countries. Dunno why other outlets bother when their votes for anything locally relevant get drowned out. 🤷
If you ever wish to understand how rough it is out there currently or how literacy is seemingly dead, ask a trans woman with a Grindr account how many messages they get a day from men who send them dick pics or "wya?" without reading their profile first.
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If you ever wish to understand how rough it is out there currently or how literacy is seemingly dead, ask a trans woman with a Grindr account how many messages they get a day from men who send them dick pics or "wya?" without reading their profile first.
Damn. Did I miss the One Piece Comic Calendar 2026 ordering window? All I can find is ads for it being advertised as a Mugiwara Store pre-order exclusive.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Damn. Did I miss the One Piece Comic Calendar 2026 ordering window? All I can find is ads for it being advertised as a Mugiwara Store pre-order exclusive.
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I encourage everyone in this gaming community to save money where they can and make choices based upon what you like and not what others like. Demos are a great resource to use before making a gaming purchase. Subscription services can be handy as well if you’re on the fence. 👌🏻
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I encourage everyone in this gaming community to save money where they can and make choices based upon what you like and not what others like. Demos are a great resource to use before making a gaming purchase. Subscription services can be handy as well if you’re on the fence. 👌🏻
The added narratives and cutscenes, particularly with the return to Castle Charlock, in Dragon Quest II are so phenomenal. Minor no-named characters have been fleshed out and add so organically to the story, I'm jealous of anyone having this as their 1st experience with II.
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The added narratives and cutscenes, particularly with the return to Castle Charlock, in Dragon Quest II are so phenomenal. Minor no-named characters have been fleshed out and add so organically to the story, I'm jealous of anyone having this as their 1st experience with II.
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Me: I’m gonna say this so gently, but COD is a known propaganda arm for US hegemony and has ties to the CIA, Abu Ghraib and many others -please don’t be mad at me-
COD: makes a “jokey” ad about TSA violating passengers‘ rights and thinks we won’t notice because a white man is getting harassed.
🙂🙃
COD: makes a “jokey” ad about TSA violating passengers‘ rights and thinks we won’t notice because a white man is getting harassed.
🙂🙃
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Me: I’m gonna say this so gently, but COD is a known propaganda arm for US hegemony and has ties to the CIA, Abu Ghraib and many others -please don’t be mad at me-
COD: makes a “jokey” ad about TSA violating passengers‘ rights and thinks we won’t notice because a white man is getting harassed.
🙂🙃
COD: makes a “jokey” ad about TSA violating passengers‘ rights and thinks we won’t notice because a white man is getting harassed.
🙂🙃
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
Wild to me that there's a whole set of people within my generation that cannot seem to comprehend that way I say I cannot afford to buy a plane ticket (not that I would want to right now) or afford to go out to eat, they look at it as a failure on my part or that I'm making it up.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Wild to me that there's a whole set of people within my generation that cannot seem to comprehend that way I say I cannot afford to buy a plane ticket (not that I would want to right now) or afford to go out to eat, they look at it as a failure on my part or that I'm making it up.
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“Now I believe we ought to do all we can and seek to lift ourselves by our own bootstraps, but it’s a cruel jest to say to a bootless man that he ought to lift himself by his own bootstraps” - Dr. Martin Luther King
"Pull yourself up by your boot straps," they say.
"I had to sell my boots to afford food," I reply.
"I had to sell my boots to afford food," I reply.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“Now I believe we ought to do all we can and seek to lift ourselves by our own bootstraps, but it’s a cruel jest to say to a bootless man that he ought to lift himself by his own bootstraps” - Dr. Martin Luther King
"Pull yourself up by your boot straps," they say.
"I had to sell my boots to afford food," I reply.
"I had to sell my boots to afford food," I reply.
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"Pull yourself up by your boot straps," they say.
"I had to sell my boots to afford food," I reply.
"I had to sell my boots to afford food," I reply.
This, but at least COBRA admitted when they lost, never groped kids, and seemed to have more than two working brain cells among them with a leader who could actually close a deal.
When people said this whole administration feels like COBRA from GI Joe won, it really is a rogues gallery of everyone I already hated.
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This, but at least COBRA admitted when they lost, never groped kids, and seemed to have more than two working brain cells among them with a leader who could actually close a deal.
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When people said this whole administration feels like COBRA from GI Joe won, it really is a rogues gallery of everyone I already hated.
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
When people said this whole administration feels like COBRA from GI Joe won, it really is a rogues gallery of everyone I already hated.
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Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
#TheFinalPam
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
#TheFinalPam
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Grown men keep coming up to me, big burley men, Staten Island's finest, tears in their eyes. "I can handle a lot," they say to me weeping "but I'm terrified about a mayor who wants free childcare and affordable housing."
"Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s mayoralty earlier this month"
(Note: This story has 3 sources, who wouldn't go on record)
(Note: This story has 3 sources, who wouldn't go on record)
NYPD Officers Say Mamdani’s Win Will Lead to Exodus of ‘A Few Hundred’ Officers
Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s ...
freebeacon.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Grown men keep coming up to me, big burley men, Staten Island's finest, tears in their eyes. "I can handle a lot," they say to me weeping "but I'm terrified about a mayor who wants free childcare and affordable housing."
You know how we keep catching the right projecting? Like how there have been so many of them screaming "TRANS PEOPLE ARE EVIL!" only for them to be arrested and their computers are seized with TONS of CP and gigs of content of the sort of adult performers they deem evil?
Hmm.. Makes ya' think.
Hmm.. Makes ya' think.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You know how we keep catching the right projecting? Like how there have been so many of them screaming "TRANS PEOPLE ARE EVIL!" only for them to be arrested and their computers are seized with TONS of CP and gigs of content of the sort of adult performers they deem evil?
Hmm.. Makes ya' think.
Hmm.. Makes ya' think.
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