fruityjebbles.bsky.social
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December 20, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*

McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
December 5, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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Support your local bands fr
December 5, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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I always found it an interesting artistic choice that the Christmas song “Sleigh Ride” makes generous use of whipping sound effects.

I always think of the producer going: “I mean, it’s fine, but it could use more whip cracks. Because Christmas.”
December 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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Every time I read about banning books, I think of this:

Reading a book with a gay character will not make you gay any more than reading a book about Einstein will make you a genius.
If you're afraid that books might change someone's thinking, you're not afraid of books — you're afraid of thinking.
December 3, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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In 1992, when I was a kid, Disney released the original 1961 make of 101 Dalmatians to VHS.

My perceptions of London were largely formed by this movie, which portrayed a quiet, tranquil, and walkable city.

As an adult, my childhood wonderment has been shattered by cars ruining cities.
November 29, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool
November 30, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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remember this black friday it’s 100% discount if you steal
November 30, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
November 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈
November 29, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Your eyes
Are my passport
To Heaven

#poetry
November 29, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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Creativity’s like a cycle.. it ebbs and flows
November 29, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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Anarchist Outreach?

I do anarchist outreach to non-anarchists; I have had non-anarchists share and like my stuff, even some of my anarchist stuff, as I explain the values and thinking in a way they feel they can relate to and thus become more open to anarchism.
November 28, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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No genre of music fell off harder than country music from the 80s outlaw country that was irreverent of institutions to the stadium country now that is just about girls in jeans, trucks, beers and loving patriotism and the corporate sponsors
November 28, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Is wearing my noise cancelling headphones to Thanksgiving dinner too on the nose?
November 28, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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i hope a24 wins best director this year he’s been making so many movies
November 27, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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"I have a tummyache": Childish, nonspecific, overdone
"Get out of my way I gotta go spray the bowl": Evocative, powerful, alpha
November 26, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Nobody ever writes dis tracks about me. :(
November 26, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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wearing a jockstrap in solidarity with hump day
November 27, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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I’m so glad I was taught the recorder when I was in primary school.

I can’t tell you how handy it has been in my adult life. I’ve lost count of the times I’ve resolved a difficult situation with a quick blast of three blind mice…
November 27, 2024 at 3:39 PM