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FrozenGlitter
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He'll yeag there she is, that's really her
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I (still) don't believe in pinning things to my profile
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September 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
How do you please the beans?
September 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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🎵 it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
August 28, 2023 at 3:46 PM
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EMOTIONALLY BALANCED GARY
Temporarily Out of Stock
September 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Also not for nothing but this "joke" isn't even a remotely accurate bit. You think the billionaire governor of the state that contains Chicago is eating pizza at fucking Dominos and not any of the roughly 9,000 better pizza places in Chicagoland?
I mean c'mon Ted.
Ted Cruz: "I don't want to get between JB Pritzker and the Dominos Pizza line, but I'll tell you what I am willing to get between -- him and his open doors for every human trafficker ... "
September 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
September 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Update: Yes
September 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Me on Bluesky, a dead site: I see dead people
September 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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bluesky has been vaporized.
bluesky no longer exists.
bluesky has never existed.
September 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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This scene is such a modern metaphor because we’re all Dorothy just clutching our pets as hard as we can and talking to our two remaining weirdo friends while the world rains asbestos snow on all of us 24/7
September 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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no one in history has ever been as not dead as I am right now
“NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE.”
September 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm in my first ever buc-ees, it's like the size of a Walmart in here and smells like jerky
August 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Just a normal boring day in a normal boring place
August 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If the US had bought Greenland it would have services instead of all the pretty natural beauty
August 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I finally got to see Wheat Jesus!
August 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Perfect
August 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
It's time for Halloween!
August 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Mankind has been kicking the shit outta ice bergs ever since the titanic
August 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Is Wyoming real?
August 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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had a dream i photoshopped rob zombie onto the cracker barrel logo for some reason so i made it and still can't figure out why i would do this
August 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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selena gomez
August 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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listening to regular music ❌

putting the audio from ‘too many cooks’ on repeat on ur bluetooth speaker so everyone can hear your break with reality ✅
August 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Your password must contain two character actors who are not Margo Martindale or Ann Dowd
August 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM