Forrest
@frost963.bsky.social
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good news for portland: evelyn follows me which is obviously a sign of good taste and strong moral character. best of luck to her campaign.
Do you wish your local city council had more transit nerds?
Well, you're in luck! Follow my campaign account at @evelynforbeaverton.bsky.social.
I'm super excited to have a chance to give back to my hometown. Learn more at evelynforbeaverton.com!
Well, you're in luck! Follow my campaign account at @evelynforbeaverton.bsky.social.
I'm super excited to have a chance to give back to my hometown. Learn more at evelynforbeaverton.com!
December 29, 2025 at 7:48 AM
good news for portland: evelyn follows me which is obviously a sign of good taste and strong moral character. best of luck to her campaign.
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here's my groundbreaking take on avatar: i don't really care. i saw the first one and it was fine i guess. i don't really care to see any of the sequels but if you're having fun that's fine
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
here's my groundbreaking take on avatar: i don't really care. i saw the first one and it was fine i guess. i don't really care to see any of the sequels but if you're having fun that's fine
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
![the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads:
* PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES
* YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE
* Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS"
* "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them
(This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers):
? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop]
?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars]
??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving]
"Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywbm3iywnhzep3ckt6efhoh7/bafkreihghfkhhhasmr6sn5mj7uxs53v46wu2cns5saeln64grjp3ltfvpm@jpeg)
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
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there is one and only one political strategy, and that is: “hang trump like an anchor around the neck of every single elected republican and the party itself.” no ‘friends across the aisle.’ no ‘the fever will break.’ anyone not on board with that has to go. no exceptions
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
President Trump approval crosstabs (%)
🟥Overall (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥Democratic (93/3 disapprove) [-90]
🟩Republican (89/8 approve) [+81]
🟥Independent (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥18-34 (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥55+ (53/43 disapprove) [-10]
🟥No college (55/37 disapprove) [-18]
🟥College graduate (59/37 disapprove) [-22]
🟥Male (53/42 disapprove) [-11]
🟥Female (64/30 disapprove) [-34]
🟥White (52/46 disapprove) [-6]
🟥Non-white (71/21 disapprove) [-50]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreifnv6vxufu6icjvsd5toirz3lmqkzertdpdnlqh7q44momevhfjqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
there is one and only one political strategy, and that is: “hang trump like an anchor around the neck of every single elected republican and the party itself.” no ‘friends across the aisle.’ no ‘the fever will break.’ anyone not on board with that has to go. no exceptions
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If another country invaded El Salvador under the pretense of liberating CECOT victims it would be a better justification than any US military action since World War II
December 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If another country invaded El Salvador under the pretense of liberating CECOT victims it would be a better justification than any US military action since World War II
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When you absolutely, positively, have to get your holiday party guests the HELL out of your house
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When you absolutely, positively, have to get your holiday party guests the HELL out of your house
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
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are you actually polyamorous or are you waking up in a shotgun shack. And behind the wheel of a large automobile. Living in a beautiful house. With a beautiful wife. Are you polyamorous or are you just asking yourself:
How did I get here?
How did I get here?
Are you actually polyamorous or do you just want to have a hoe phase?
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
are you actually polyamorous or are you waking up in a shotgun shack. And behind the wheel of a large automobile. Living in a beautiful house. With a beautiful wife. Are you polyamorous or are you just asking yourself:
How did I get here?
How did I get here?
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thinking about this anthony bourdain quote
December 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
thinking about this anthony bourdain quote
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why does ben not point out that it would be impossible for a bald person such as joe to get ratatouilled? is he stupid?
December 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
why does ben not point out that it would be impossible for a bald person such as joe to get ratatouilled? is he stupid?
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Rich Dipshit Says Something is like 80% of news articles these days
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Rich Dipshit Says Something is like 80% of news articles these days
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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one star after another (get it? because i gave two stars)
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
one star after another (get it? because i gave two stars)
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Cracking open a cold one with the boys
fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cracking open a cold one with the boys
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not to be a pervert but i actually like when a work of art is in conversation with the world past present and future as a part of the creative process
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
not to be a pervert but i actually like when a work of art is in conversation with the world past present and future as a part of the creative process
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imagine thinking pecan pie is the goat when pumpkin is right there
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
imagine thinking pecan pie is the goat when pumpkin is right there
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well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
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alt history retelling of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where the little demented fascist girl actually is the last child left standing and therefore she inherits the factory, inevitably leading to it being converted into an armaments production center to arm CIA backed latin american death corps
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
alt history retelling of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where the little demented fascist girl actually is the last child left standing and therefore she inherits the factory, inevitably leading to it being converted into an armaments production center to arm CIA backed latin american death corps