Fred Hiker
@fred.cuddly.top
(He/Him) Friendly neighborhood pervert
Sex+ Pan Polyam
Divorced dad
Liberal AF
IT desk jockey
Lazy hiker-biker-kayaker
DMs open #PayForPorn
Sex+ Pan Polyam
Divorced dad
Liberal AF
IT desk jockey
Lazy hiker-biker-kayaker
DMs open #PayForPorn
Pinned
Fred Hiker
@fred.cuddly.top
· Nov 7
Distracted myself from the failures of democracy with flatbread pizza and a walk to Santa Monica pier.
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Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them
Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them
CINCINNATI—Saying the man’s reputation was unlikely ever to recover from the embarrassment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local accountant Josh Hunter had completely humiliated himself at his company...
theonion.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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Rebecca Slaughter helped the FTC sue big corporations for abusing their power and ripping off customers. Then Trump fired her.
Today, a lawsuit over the legality of her firing will be argued before SCOTUS.
Watch my recent conversation with Slaughter youtu.be/HxQJinGZijY?...
Today, a lawsuit over the legality of her firing will be argued before SCOTUS.
Watch my recent conversation with Slaughter youtu.be/HxQJinGZijY?...
She Helped Sue Amazon. Then Trump Fired Her. (In Conversation with Rebecca Slaughter)
YouTube video by Robert Reich
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Rebecca Slaughter helped the FTC sue big corporations for abusing their power and ripping off customers. Then Trump fired her.
Today, a lawsuit over the legality of her firing will be argued before SCOTUS.
Watch my recent conversation with Slaughter youtu.be/HxQJinGZijY?...
Today, a lawsuit over the legality of her firing will be argued before SCOTUS.
Watch my recent conversation with Slaughter youtu.be/HxQJinGZijY?...
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Business idea I can't afford:
A winter Renaissance fair. Fake ice castles dusted with real snow. Rowdy taverns with warm cider and mead. Frost giants. Weird European Christmas/Saturnalia traditions (the demony ones, not the racist ones). Jousting on ice. Etc.
A winter Renaissance fair. Fake ice castles dusted with real snow. Rowdy taverns with warm cider and mead. Frost giants. Weird European Christmas/Saturnalia traditions (the demony ones, not the racist ones). Jousting on ice. Etc.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Business idea I can't afford:
A winter Renaissance fair. Fake ice castles dusted with real snow. Rowdy taverns with warm cider and mead. Frost giants. Weird European Christmas/Saturnalia traditions (the demony ones, not the racist ones). Jousting on ice. Etc.
A winter Renaissance fair. Fake ice castles dusted with real snow. Rowdy taverns with warm cider and mead. Frost giants. Weird European Christmas/Saturnalia traditions (the demony ones, not the racist ones). Jousting on ice. Etc.
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In Opinion
If the men accused of crimes with Epstein are “sent off to live out the last of their days in some kind of shame,” that wouldn’t be bad, Lydia Polgreen says. “You need new figures who are untouched, who were never part of these awful power games and networks that they used to play.”
If the men accused of crimes with Epstein are “sent off to live out the last of their days in some kind of shame,” that wouldn’t be bad, Lydia Polgreen says. “You need new figures who are untouched, who were never part of these awful power games and networks that they used to play.”
Opinion | Epstein and the #MeToo of It All
“You need this renewal. You need new figures who are untouched, who were never part of these awful power games,” the columnist Lydia Polgreen argues.
nyti.ms
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
In Opinion
If the men accused of crimes with Epstein are “sent off to live out the last of their days in some kind of shame,” that wouldn’t be bad, Lydia Polgreen says. “You need new figures who are untouched, who were never part of these awful power games and networks that they used to play.”
If the men accused of crimes with Epstein are “sent off to live out the last of their days in some kind of shame,” that wouldn’t be bad, Lydia Polgreen says. “You need new figures who are untouched, who were never part of these awful power games and networks that they used to play.”
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I need $606 to pay the movers to escape my abusive family on Dec 1. Thanks to your reposts and donations, we have raised $394 of my original $1000 goal. Thank you so much! Please help me get away from financial and emotional abuse and into safety and security!
I gratefully accept tips, donations, whatever you want to call them
Cshpp $ThreeRaccoonsInACoat
Vnm @ Sarah-Moose-Moose
Kofi Ko-fi.com/moosefriend
Cshpp $ThreeRaccoonsInACoat
Vnm @ Sarah-Moose-Moose
Kofi Ko-fi.com/moosefriend
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I need $606 to pay the movers to escape my abusive family on Dec 1. Thanks to your reposts and donations, we have raised $394 of my original $1000 goal. Thank you so much! Please help me get away from financial and emotional abuse and into safety and security!
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Thursday greetings friends. I still need to raise $656 to fund my Dec 1 move back to metro detroit and away from my abusive family. Please help me raise money for the movers, I am disabled and I cannot do this alone.
I gratefully accept tips, donations, whatever you want to call them
Cshpp $ThreeRaccoonsInACoat
Vnm @ Sarah-Moose-Moose
Kofi Ko-fi.com/moosefriend
Cshpp $ThreeRaccoonsInACoat
Vnm @ Sarah-Moose-Moose
Kofi Ko-fi.com/moosefriend
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Thursday greetings friends. I still need to raise $656 to fund my Dec 1 move back to metro detroit and away from my abusive family. Please help me raise money for the movers, I am disabled and I cannot do this alone.
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This thread from Senator Wyden is fire.
Meanwhile, if you’re just a regular person with a bank account with a TINY BALANCE, paying rent and bills, and the bank merely SUSPECTS that there has been ANY sort of “adult activity” in connection with your account? CLOSED no more banking for you!
Meanwhile, if you’re just a regular person with a bank account with a TINY BALANCE, paying rent and bills, and the bank merely SUSPECTS that there has been ANY sort of “adult activity” in connection with your account? CLOSED no more banking for you!
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This thread from Senator Wyden is fire.
Meanwhile, if you’re just a regular person with a bank account with a TINY BALANCE, paying rent and bills, and the bank merely SUSPECTS that there has been ANY sort of “adult activity” in connection with your account? CLOSED no more banking for you!
Meanwhile, if you’re just a regular person with a bank account with a TINY BALANCE, paying rent and bills, and the bank merely SUSPECTS that there has been ANY sort of “adult activity” in connection with your account? CLOSED no more banking for you!
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Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
Stop! This is a selfie checkpoint - you must QP a cute selfie to proceed.
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Stop! This is a selfie checkpoint - you must QP a cute selfie to proceed.
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Tierra Walker died because she could not get an abortion in Texas to treat her severe preeclampsia.
This is what Republicans have wrought with their anti-abortion crusade.
But let’s be clear: Abortion bans aren’t pro-life. They’re pro-control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN3oLwO0OEE
This is what Republicans have wrought with their anti-abortion crusade.
But let’s be clear: Abortion bans aren’t pro-life. They’re pro-control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN3oLwO0OEE
Why Abortion Bans Aren’t Pro-Life | Robert Reich
Robert Reich
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Tierra Walker died because she could not get an abortion in Texas to treat her severe preeclampsia.
This is what Republicans have wrought with their anti-abortion crusade.
But let’s be clear: Abortion bans aren’t pro-life. They’re pro-control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN3oLwO0OEE
This is what Republicans have wrought with their anti-abortion crusade.
But let’s be clear: Abortion bans aren’t pro-life. They’re pro-control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN3oLwO0OEE
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before anyone asks, I'm in the epstein files ironically, as a joke
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
before anyone asks, I'm in the epstein files ironically, as a joke
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Good morning, I have 14 days left to raise $825 towards my escape from my abusive family. I am moving 200 miles and I am disabled, I need this professional moving crew. Please keep this going and help me reach my goal! Thank you for helping me raise $175 so far!
I gratefully accept tips, donations, whatever you want to call them
Cshpp $ThreeRaccoonsInACoat
Vnm @ Sarah-Moose-Moose
Kofi Ko-fi.com/moosefriend
Cshpp $ThreeRaccoonsInACoat
Vnm @ Sarah-Moose-Moose
Kofi Ko-fi.com/moosefriend
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Good morning, I have 14 days left to raise $825 towards my escape from my abusive family. I am moving 200 miles and I am disabled, I need this professional moving crew. Please keep this going and help me reach my goal! Thank you for helping me raise $175 so far!
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This thread started as a Facebook post the first year I worked at the homeless shelter, 2013
I rewrote it as a Twitter thread in 2017
Now it’s here on Bluesky. This is truly my opus.
I rewrote it as a Twitter thread in 2017
Now it’s here on Bluesky. This is truly my opus.
DO NOT call up the homeless shelter on thanksgiving or Xmas to see if you can pass a few plates and show your kids the “reason for the season”
The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This thread started as a Facebook post the first year I worked at the homeless shelter, 2013
I rewrote it as a Twitter thread in 2017
Now it’s here on Bluesky. This is truly my opus.
I rewrote it as a Twitter thread in 2017
Now it’s here on Bluesky. This is truly my opus.
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Always love these! Here’s some of my drawings
And thanks for the tag @richxatxsin.bsky.social and @cursedatelier.bsky.social
Alsooo look at @rezart.bsky.social for the cover of the share!
And thanks for the tag @richxatxsin.bsky.social and @cursedatelier.bsky.social
Alsooo look at @rezart.bsky.social for the cover of the share!
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Always love these! Here’s some of my drawings
And thanks for the tag @richxatxsin.bsky.social and @cursedatelier.bsky.social
Alsooo look at @rezart.bsky.social for the cover of the share!
And thanks for the tag @richxatxsin.bsky.social and @cursedatelier.bsky.social
Alsooo look at @rezart.bsky.social for the cover of the share!
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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All work and no @riotgrlerin.bsky.social threads make homer something something
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
All work and no @riotgrlerin.bsky.social threads make homer something something
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Unconstitutional. Full stop.
Leaked Memo Lays Out Republican Effort To Elect Trump For A Third Term
www.comicsands.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Unconstitutional. Full stop.
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Criterion’s entire stock of Blu-rays are half off for a very limited time
Criterion’s entire stock of Blu-rays are half off for a very limited time
You can save on 4K Blu-rays, DVDs, soundtrack films, and more, but not for long.
buff.ly
October 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Criterion’s entire stock of Blu-rays are half off for a very limited time