Michael Fransen
@fransen.tech
👨🏻💻 iOS Engineer @ Cash App
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📍San Francisco, California
🎾🏳️🌈 🐶
📍San Francisco, California
Someone forgot to inform the Journal engineers about the whole iOS 26 bump.
June 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Someone forgot to inform the Journal engineers about the whole iOS 26 bump.
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Elon: those protestors are all paid!
Also Elon:
Also Elon:
April 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Elon: those protestors are all paid!
Also Elon:
Also Elon:
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As the economic news keeps coming out over the coming weeks keep one thing in mind: this is the fault of one man and didn’t need to happen.
April 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As the economic news keeps coming out over the coming weeks keep one thing in mind: this is the fault of one man and didn’t need to happen.
@griffgaff.bsky.social as a subscriber, do we get a certain amount of gift links like NYT does?
April 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
@griffgaff.bsky.social as a subscriber, do we get a certain amount of gift links like NYT does?
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“How could Trump have bankrupted a casino?” is no longer a rhetorical question.
April 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“How could Trump have bankrupted a casino?” is no longer a rhetorical question.
The party that wants to talk about Benghazi for 15 years thinks we should move on from Tuesday's news.
We've reached the "it's time to move on phase" to the Signal fallout. A phase of last ditch effort smothered in denialism. This means Hegseth will gone within 3-days.
March 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The party that wants to talk about Benghazi for 15 years thinks we should move on from Tuesday's news.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
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This is Chuck.
Chuck is selling a book.
Chuck also has a full-time job.
I would consider buying Chuck’s book if he were doing that job, but he’s not.
Don’t be like Chuck.
And don’t buy Chuck’s book.
Chuck is selling a book.
Chuck also has a full-time job.
I would consider buying Chuck’s book if he were doing that job, but he’s not.
Don’t be like Chuck.
And don’t buy Chuck’s book.
It gets worse. Schumer isn’t just going on a book tour—he’s charging for tickets.
Absolute insanity. While Americans are scared and in crisis mode, he’s basically saying, let them eat cake.
@schumer.senate.gov Step Down.
Absolute insanity. While Americans are scared and in crisis mode, he’s basically saying, let them eat cake.
@schumer.senate.gov Step Down.
March 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is Chuck.
Chuck is selling a book.
Chuck also has a full-time job.
I would consider buying Chuck’s book if he were doing that job, but he’s not.
Don’t be like Chuck.
And don’t buy Chuck’s book.
Chuck is selling a book.
Chuck also has a full-time job.
I would consider buying Chuck’s book if he were doing that job, but he’s not.
Don’t be like Chuck.
And don’t buy Chuck’s book.
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Democrats in array?
March 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Democrats in array?
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Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!
March 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!
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Twitter is down. Tesla stock is down. A SpaceX rocket went down.
Prices are up. Inflation is up.
Maybe Elon Musk… isn’t the best at this?
Prices are up. Inflation is up.
Maybe Elon Musk… isn’t the best at this?
March 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Twitter is down. Tesla stock is down. A SpaceX rocket went down.
Prices are up. Inflation is up.
Maybe Elon Musk… isn’t the best at this?
Prices are up. Inflation is up.
Maybe Elon Musk… isn’t the best at this?
It's going to be interesting to see how long Apple's iMessage moat holds up with their abysmal AI innovation.
9to5mac.com/2025/03/09/s...
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What went wrong with Apple Intelligence Siri development? - 9to5Mac
On Friday, Apple officially delayed the release of its promised iOS 18 Siri features. Those features, including personal context, on-screen...
9to5mac.com
March 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's going to be interesting to see how long Apple's iMessage moat holds up with their abysmal AI innovation.
9to5mac.com/2025/03/09/s...
9to5mac.com/2025/03/09/s...
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Trump: I’m going to kill your loved ones.
Democrats: [wave placard]
Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones
Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
Democrats: [wave placard]
Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones
Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
March 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Trump: I’m going to kill your loved ones.
Democrats: [wave placard]
Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones
Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
Democrats: [wave placard]
Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones
Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
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I think when the average person watches a politician always being quiet and not hitting back when someone insults and spreads grotesque lies about them, they think “this is a coward who won’t fight for me.” And / or “well, they’re not fighting this, maybe there’s something to the [false] charges.”
March 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I think when the average person watches a politician always being quiet and not hitting back when someone insults and spreads grotesque lies about them, they think “this is a coward who won’t fight for me.” And / or “well, they’re not fighting this, maybe there’s something to the [false] charges.”
Dems just sit there with their fucking pathetic little signs.
March 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Dems just sit there with their fucking pathetic little signs.
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If you are a Dem member of Congress and you’re not getting into good trouble and being kicked out tonight, you’re doing it wrong.
Try harder. Yell louder. #Resist
#TrumpAddress
Try harder. Yell louder. #Resist
#TrumpAddress
March 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you are a Dem member of Congress and you’re not getting into good trouble and being kicked out tonight, you’re doing it wrong.
Try harder. Yell louder. #Resist
#TrumpAddress
Try harder. Yell louder. #Resist
#TrumpAddress
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Congressional Dems are pathetic.
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Congressional Dems are pathetic.
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Trump just helped bring Andrew Tate — who is literally charged with rape and human trafficking — into our country.
March 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Trump just helped bring Andrew Tate — who is literally charged with rape and human trafficking — into our country.
Today is one of the darkest days in America since 9/11. I hate what we have become.
March 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Today is one of the darkest days in America since 9/11. I hate what we have become.
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Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.
March 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.
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History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for.
February 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for.
Just got a fundraising email from Nancy Pelosi. I wish democrats would fight for democracy as hard as they fundraise. It's a spine problem, not a money problem.
February 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just got a fundraising email from Nancy Pelosi. I wish democrats would fight for democracy as hard as they fundraise. It's a spine problem, not a money problem.
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By far the worst thing Elon has done so far is make me agree with Steve Bannon
February 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
By far the worst thing Elon has done so far is make me agree with Steve Bannon
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This is how dictators talk btw
February 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is how dictators talk btw
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It’s gonna be too little, too late. We need that asteroid NOW
At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
February 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It’s gonna be too little, too late. We need that asteroid NOW