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Frankenstein Jones
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Demotivational quotes of the night, but not every night because I too am demotivated. Bits of my song and story ideas.

Singer. DJ. He / Him.
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Do not settle for these Victor Frankensteins. You deserve The Monster and you know it, queen.
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Wtf happened to man-buns? Are they in some kind of confederacy with murder clowns?
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Filling out the interests section of my dating app profile
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Frankenstein's quote of the night.

''I lose myself in music because I can't be bothered explaining what I feel to anyone else around me.''

Robert Smith
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I close my left eye and I still see double. Why?
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You're at Me First

I need you at Gimme Gimmes
You're at Johnny Kidd

I need you at The Pirates
You're at Half Man.

I need you at Half Biscuit.
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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On her birthday, we'd like to remember special effects makeup artist Milicent Patrick who famously designed the Gill Man suit for Universal's CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I haven't sat on a blow up couch since the Spice Ages
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Frankenstein's quote of the night.

''If I am the chief of sinners, I am the chief of sufferers also.''

Robert Louis Stephenson

Promotional photograph from Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde 1941
October 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Oppenheimer, or to call it by it's proper name, American Sniper 2
October 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Frankenstein's quote of the night.

''I'm easy to imitate. All you need are the soft-boiled egg eyes and the bedroom voice.''

Peter Lorre
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Frankenstein's quote of the night.

''My grandfather thinks this town is cursed. That all the bad things that happen in this town are because of one thing... an evil thing.''

Mike Hanlon
October 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Frankenstein's quote of the night.

"No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be."

Bram Stoker

Art by James Whistler
October 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Frankenstein's quote of the night.

''I wish I was as funny as she thinks she is.''

Dahli
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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halloween is next week
October 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Frankenstein's quote of the night.

''You are living in the free world, in the free world you must stay.''

Phil Ochs
October 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Frankenstein's quote of the night.

''Comedy and Horror are opposite sides of the same coin.''

Robert Bloch

Art by Charles Burns
October 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Frankenstein's quote of the night.

''If you start at the top of the ladder, there's only one way to go.''

Christopher Lee
October 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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British politics is basically a doom spiral of increasingly unhinged hostile policies.

Reform says something unhinged
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Labour counters with their own unhinged policy
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Tories shout from back they'll be even more unhinged
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Reform announces different unhinged proposal in response
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And repeat...🔁
October 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Spell your name with movie titles 🍿

Fargo
Riders of the lost Ark
Alien 3
Nosferatu
Kickboxer
Eraserhead
Night of the Living Dead
Society
The Whip and the Body
Exorcist
It Stains the Sand Red
Nightmare on Elm Street

Ju-On
Oldboy
Natural Born Killers
Elvira's Haunted Hills
Satanic Rites of Dracula
Spell your name with movie titles 🍿

Cast away (2000)
Alice in Wonderland (1951)
Rocky (1976)
Lethal Weapon (1987)
Yes man (2008)
Spell your name with movie titles 📽️

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)
Rebecca (1940)
Ugly Dachshund (1966)
She Done Him Wrong (1933)
Oklahoma! (1955)
October 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
There's always a new low for Brewdog
October 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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It’s so funny to see One Battle After Another and see yourself in the unambiguously Nazi characters and get offended
October 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM