The Accidental Mahdi
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Cat dad, dog father
For the love of god just ban all the cars
For the love of god just ban all the cars
I'm either an international assassin or a French detective, depending on who you think the main character is.
I run a tea shop in San Francisco and in my spare time I solve murders.
December 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm either an international assassin or a French detective, depending on who you think the main character is.
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will NOT die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Tiny Tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will NOT die.
December 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will NOT die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Tiny Tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will NOT die.
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This is why the people who want raw milk are dumb ass rich people who have never been in the same zip code as a farm.
March 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is why the people who want raw milk are dumb ass rich people who have never been in the same zip code as a farm.
It's a cliche at this point, but man does Luntz have a talent for picking some of the most confused, politically incoherent, and uniformed voters out there. Bonus points for including an unabashed TERF.
Reading this I fear for America's future... quite sad for young people to be so negative.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Opinion | Why These 15 Young Voters Aren't Rushing to Kamala Harris Like Their Peers
Participants discuss what it would take for Harris or Trump to win their votes.
www.nytimes.com
August 22, 2024 at 4:02 PM
It's a cliche at this point, but man does Luntz have a talent for picking some of the most confused, politically incoherent, and uniformed voters out there. Bonus points for including an unabashed TERF.
[Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] years of lead, years of lead-
Other patients: years of lead, YEARS OF LEAD
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] YEARS OF LEAD, YEARS OF LEAD
Me: [chanting] years of lead, years of lead-
Other patients: years of lead, YEARS OF LEAD
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] YEARS OF LEAD, YEARS OF LEAD
July 13, 2024 at 11:18 PM
[Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] years of lead, years of lead-
Other patients: years of lead, YEARS OF LEAD
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] YEARS OF LEAD, YEARS OF LEAD
Me: [chanting] years of lead, years of lead-
Other patients: years of lead, YEARS OF LEAD
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] YEARS OF LEAD, YEARS OF LEAD
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Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
January 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
That seems about right
November 23, 2023 at 11:38 PM
That seems about right
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"You will feel pain in this hand within the box. Pain. But! Withdraw the hand and I'll touch your neck with my gom jabbar--the death so swift it's like the fall of the headsman's axe. Withdraw your hand and the gom jabbar takes you. Understand?"
November 8, 2023 at 3:46 PM
"You will feel pain in this hand within the box. Pain. But! Withdraw the hand and I'll touch your neck with my gom jabbar--the death so swift it's like the fall of the headsman's axe. Withdraw your hand and the gom jabbar takes you. Understand?"
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Happy "George McClellan is relieved of command" day, to all who celebrate 🗃️
![Executive Mansion,
Washington, November 5,1862.
By direction of the President, it is ordered that Major-General McClellan be relieved from the command of the Army of the Potomac, and that Major-General Burnside take the command of that army. Also that Major-General Hunter take command of the corps in said army which is now commanded by General Burnside.* That Major-General Fitz John Porter be relieved from the command of the corps he now commands in said army, and that Major-General Hooker take command of said corps.
The General-in-Chief is authorized, in [his] discretion, to issue an order substantially as the above, forthwith, or so soon as he may deem proper.
A. LINCOLN.
https://hdl.handle.net/2027/coo.31924080772233?urlappend=%3Bseq=547](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cwubi5bzl5l7aipwkhiehozj/bafkreig7d2kmmn7miiisvrtpch5vxqghut7ncgseadtkquvnj64k5zbw2y@jpeg)
November 5, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Happy "George McClellan is relieved of command" day, to all who celebrate 🗃️
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Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
November 3, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
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Hear me out--Occam's Razor suggests that "he's just kind of dumb" is the most likely hypothesis.
Twitter / X is testing out charging users $1 a year
Elon Musk & his fans tried to claim that everyone took him out of context last month when he said he’d do this
you will not be able to post, like, or RT unless you pay
report: fortune.com/2023/10/17/t...
confirmed by the platform minutes later
Elon Musk & his fans tried to claim that everyone took him out of context last month when he said he’d do this
you will not be able to post, like, or RT unless you pay
report: fortune.com/2023/10/17/t...
confirmed by the platform minutes later
October 18, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Hear me out--Occam's Razor suggests that "he's just kind of dumb" is the most likely hypothesis.
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having fun with AI | www.patreon.com/Lubchansky
October 16, 2023 at 2:20 PM
having fun with AI | www.patreon.com/Lubchansky
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It’s so funny that all the policy evaluation of giving money to poor people & workers is all “this was a spectacular success,” and the evaluation of giving money to bosses & rich people is like “hmm very puzzling, why was this a giant waste that didn’t work?” 📉📈
October 16, 2023 at 1:02 PM
It’s so funny that all the policy evaluation of giving money to poor people & workers is all “this was a spectacular success,” and the evaluation of giving money to bosses & rich people is like “hmm very puzzling, why was this a giant waste that didn’t work?” 📉📈
I don't have anything to add to the discourse, but I did make focaccia and clams for dinner
October 15, 2023 at 1:16 PM
I don't have anything to add to the discourse, but I did make focaccia and clams for dinner
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Robbing a bank to pay for my partner to get the surgery (elf ears)
October 13, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Robbing a bank to pay for my partner to get the surgery (elf ears)
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One of the funny things about The Inferno is you grow up thinking it’s got a clear theological point of view and all the levels are significant but a lot of those dudes are just people that Dante thought were dweebs
October 13, 2023 at 10:06 PM
One of the funny things about The Inferno is you grow up thinking it’s got a clear theological point of view and all the levels are significant but a lot of those dudes are just people that Dante thought were dweebs