The Accidental Mahdi
@frankdukevt.bsky.social
Cat dad, dog father
For the love of god just ban all the cars
For the love of god just ban all the cars
Through their sacrifice we sanctify the New Year
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Through their sacrifice we sanctify the New Year
Turns out he actually believes in all this democracy stuff, for good and bad
September 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Turns out he actually believes in all this democracy stuff, for good and bad
Not just racist, but racist in ways and specificities that would baffle us. Like 'the village two valleys over is full of mud people because their ancestors came from Bavaria' levels of racism.
August 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Not just racist, but racist in ways and specificities that would baffle us. Like 'the village two valleys over is full of mud people because their ancestors came from Bavaria' levels of racism.
I think a better tactic might be to nationalize Facebook. Spin it out as some sort of federally funded non-profit. Turn off all the algorithmic profit sludge and just let it be a page for people to post and communicate
August 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think a better tactic might be to nationalize Facebook. Spin it out as some sort of federally funded non-profit. Turn off all the algorithmic profit sludge and just let it be a page for people to post and communicate
The Battle Hymn of the Republic has been waiting in the wings for a while now
June 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The Battle Hymn of the Republic has been waiting in the wings for a while now
It really depends on your stamina for working groups that accomplish nothing but also reoccur forever
June 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It really depends on your stamina for working groups that accomplish nothing but also reoccur forever
Little Caesar - Conquered Little Gaul and defeated Little Pompey in the Civil War, so he has experience
Kool Aid Man - Can smash walls
Jolly Green Giant - Big, stompy
Mr. Peanut - Generational wealth, can probably afford to hire a lot of mercenaries
Kool Aid Man - Can smash walls
Jolly Green Giant - Big, stompy
Mr. Peanut - Generational wealth, can probably afford to hire a lot of mercenaries
May 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Little Caesar - Conquered Little Gaul and defeated Little Pompey in the Civil War, so he has experience
Kool Aid Man - Can smash walls
Jolly Green Giant - Big, stompy
Mr. Peanut - Generational wealth, can probably afford to hire a lot of mercenaries
Kool Aid Man - Can smash walls
Jolly Green Giant - Big, stompy
Mr. Peanut - Generational wealth, can probably afford to hire a lot of mercenaries
What if we took a bunch of One Big Car and tied them together? That would really get people moving. But you'd probably have to give them their own dedicated road or something like that.
April 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What if we took a bunch of One Big Car and tied them together? That would really get people moving. But you'd probably have to give them their own dedicated road or something like that.
I had an interview there once (I was desperate), and I sat in conference room while some manager remoted in, ate a giant sandwich the whole time, and then told me that 13 hour days were the norm
April 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I had an interview there once (I was desperate), and I sat in conference room while some manager remoted in, ate a giant sandwich the whole time, and then told me that 13 hour days were the norm
A dumpster-automobile adorned with great pipes like serpents with electric breath... More beautiful than the Victory of Samothrace
April 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A dumpster-automobile adorned with great pipes like serpents with electric breath... More beautiful than the Victory of Samothrace
Man, my hands are too fucked up from holding down the gunner controls for that shit
March 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Man, my hands are too fucked up from holding down the gunner controls for that shit
I'm subscribed to both, and at least as far as magazine content goes, I get more out of Milk Street than Cooks Illustrated these days
February 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm subscribed to both, and at least as far as magazine content goes, I get more out of Milk Street than Cooks Illustrated these days
Can't wait to walk my daughter, RTJ2, up the aisle at her wedding.
January 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Can't wait to walk my daughter, RTJ2, up the aisle at her wedding.
I have a vague memory of Mike Duncan saying that most successful revolutions have a member of the ruling class in leadership. Soooo, Pritzker/Ocasio-Cortez in '28?
January 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I have a vague memory of Mike Duncan saying that most successful revolutions have a member of the ruling class in leadership. Soooo, Pritzker/Ocasio-Cortez in '28?
Such a microcosm of why everything is wrong with... everything. 'I want things to be better, but I don't wany anything to change for me.'
January 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Such a microcosm of why everything is wrong with... everything. 'I want things to be better, but I don't wany anything to change for me.'
So happy that future historians will describe the time I lived as "tumultuous"
December 7, 2024 at 1:24 AM
So happy that future historians will describe the time I lived as "tumultuous"
Unicameral legislature, multi-member districts, proportional representation. Popular vote president. Each term the two longest serving Supreme Court justices retire.
November 13, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Unicameral legislature, multi-member districts, proportional representation. Popular vote president. Each term the two longest serving Supreme Court justices retire.
I guess we could ask Pol Pot's ghost for tips
November 13, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I guess we could ask Pol Pot's ghost for tips
I shouldn't know this much about a squirrel, literacy is a curse
November 4, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I shouldn't know this much about a squirrel, literacy is a curse
If Trump couldn't get it done when he was the commander in chief, he isn't getting it done now. Biden has all the guys with guns!
November 4, 2024 at 4:00 PM
If Trump couldn't get it done when he was the commander in chief, he isn't getting it done now. Biden has all the guys with guns!