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franco
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i'm not really interested in anything that isn't funny
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francoferreira.bsky.social
ponto positivo em SP: nao tem porra de "poema" da GL nas paredes dos banheiros dos bares
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
francoferreira.bsky.social
eu sou míope, eu tive que pagar pra ler isso
opdeatheaters.bsky.social Anonymous @opdeatheaters.bsky.social · 5d
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
From: Mark L. Epstein Sent: 3/21/2018 2:54:13 PM To: 'jeffrey E.' [jeevacation@gmail.com] RE: hey Subject: High I'd rather be in Donni Dee's shoes. Importance: From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com] Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2018 10:43 AM To: Mark L. Epstein Subject: Re: hey you mean DONNI TEE On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 9:54 AM, Mark L. Epstein wrote: You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard. Sent via tin can and string. On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: and i thought- I had tsuris On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba? wrote: From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com] Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM To: Subject: Re: hey All good. Bannon with me On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein wrote: How are you doing? A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that? What is your boy Donald up to now? please note HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_030719
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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heptassilabo.bsky.social
pessoa normal se apaixonando: putz espero nao me iludir e me magoar mas que delicia este calorzinho no cuore

djavan se apaixonando:
foto de uma pessoa vestida de samurai na frente de um castelo japones
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
francoferreira.bsky.social
his master's voice in high fidelity
nonabyte.bsky.social noelle 🦌 @nonabyte.bsky.social · May 6
nem fodendo
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
francoferreira.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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emilyherring.bsky.social
David Bowie was right, I do wonder sometimes about sound and vision
October 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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ofioqueliga.bsky.social
Ah População de Pompéia vivendo suas vidas normalmente, antes de levarem um fecho vulcânico do Monte Vesúvio em 79 d.C.
October 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
francoferreira.bsky.social
onion ass headline
gregjaffe.bsky.social Greg Jaffe @gregjaffe.bsky.social · Sep 30
Senior officers, entrusted to manage complex military operations, were summoned from around the world.
They got a lecture on fitness and grooming standards.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/u...
A Novice Defense Secretary Lectures the Brass on What It Takes to Win
www.nytimes.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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supremeloser.bsky.social
Saddam Hussein do cyber espaço
September 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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stereogum.com
from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’
September 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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theonion.com
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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sound3vision.bsky.social
"Um careca convicto nao pode, por exemplo, compactuar com certas pessoas que, na sua covardia, não sustentam a própria calvície.
Um sujeito de piruca nunca estará de igual para igual com um CARECA", disse Moraes em seu discurso
September 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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thekinsie.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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bomsenhor.bsky.social
aliás podia ter um metroidvania de envelhecimento né? no começo do jogo você deita os inimigos com um soco, regenera vida e etc e aí vai passando o tempo a dificuldade aumenta porque vc perde os poderes. inimigo final é consertar o ar condicionado com uma escada bamba. Gugu's Fantastic Journey.
September 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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supremeloser.bsky.social
August 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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jnascim.info
🌎📈 Variação na percepção positiva entre out/24—ago/25, segundo Quaest/Genial:

🇨🇳 China: 34% → 49% (+15)
🇺🇸 EUA: 56% → 44% (-12)
🇮🇱 Israel: 52% → 35% (-17)
🇷🇺 Rússia: 20% → 25% (+5)
🇦🇷 Argentina: 36% → 42% (+6)
A imagem mostra um homem de terno e gravata sorrindo, sentado em um ambiente formal, com uma bandeira vermelha com estrelas amarelas ao fundo, que lembra a bandeira da China. Na parte superior da imagem há um texto escrito em inglês: “Do nothing. Win.” (“Não faça nada. Vença.”). O contraste entre a expressão confiante e o texto sugere um tom de humor ou ironia, como se a vitória fosse alcançada sem esforço algum. A composição remete a um estilo de meme, no qual a frase curta e a imagem transmitem juntos uma mensagem sarcástica ou engraçada
August 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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ubiquity75.xyz
lol, economists.
Panos Mourdoukoutas @PMourd... • 14h Amazon Should Replace Local Libraries to Save Taxpayers Money via @forbes forbes.com/sites/panosmou... Gwen Fun fact about getting books from Amazon: You have to pay money for them. Anyway, I'm off to pick up my library holds. Panos Mourdoukoutas @PMourdo... • 6h v But you don't have to pay taxes! Gwen Cost to individually buy the six books I have on hold this week: $70 Amount the Altadena Library Special Parcel Tax cost me this week: 75¢ Someone help me budget this, I'm not chair of an economics department.
August 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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janus.bsky.social
Happy 30th Birthday to this Brian Eno banger
August 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
francoferreira.bsky.social
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Lady Gaga (24) ABBA (4) Nickelback (4) The Police (4) U2 (4). #myweekcounted 167 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Lady Gaga ABBA Nickelback The Police U2
August 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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reck.bsky.social
vontade de fumar cigarro
fullslack.bsky.social full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · Jul 22
Honda Cub EZ90 (1991)
minimal retro futuristic motorbike with soft yet angular design
August 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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bolivarescobar.bsky.social
A frase "quero que você olhe pra mim e veja o Temer" deve ser um gatilho até pro próprio Temer, que olha no espelho e não aparece nada
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
francoferreira.bsky.social
nossa, eu dei uma risada muito sincera hoje no JN com a 'defesa' do dudu bananinha:
"é lamentável e vergonhoso ver a PF tratar como crime o vazamento de conversas privadas, ABSOLUTAMENTE NORMAIS, entre pai e filho"

se eu mando meu pai tomar no cu e chamo ele de ingrato essa vai ser minha última msg
August 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
francoferreira.bsky.social
meme do Jesse Pinkman clamando "He can't keep getting away with it!" ao lado de uma imagem do Freud
August 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
francoferreira.bsky.social
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Fleetwood Mac (5) Genesis (5) Mariah Carey (5) Bryan Ferry (4) Madonna (4). #myweekcounted 166 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Fleetwood Mac Genesis Mariah Carey Bryan Ferry Madonna
August 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
screenshot of a scene from the simpsons, kirk van houten pointing at his race car bed text overlay: i sleep in an ai controlled bed. do you? screenshot of a scene from the simpsons, homer simpson responding text overlay: i sleep in a warm bed with my wife
August 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM