Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth)
@foxrook.bsky.social
Rook_Killjoy/Faux_Fox_. Queer transmasc NB photographer, watercolorist, & gig worker. Invisibly disabled, neuro spicy, pagan, Alabamian. Really quite tired. I swear a lot. They/Them
Header by me. PFP by @karidru.bsky.social
https://ko-fi.com/rookkilljoy
Header by me. PFP by @karidru.bsky.social
https://ko-fi.com/rookkilljoy
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Food request! I need shelf stable diabetes-friendly food & medical supplies I cannot afford with my health issues. There aren't local food banks that can help me. All my food aid is from your kindness!
Here is my list if you'd like to help this disabled queer trans artist. Thank you!
#MutualAid
Here is my list if you'd like to help this disabled queer trans artist. Thank you!
#MutualAid
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
I was told I should top up, so I did.
Thank you, all. Y'all are amazing.
Thank you, all. Y'all are amazing.
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Arguably the best photo I’ve ever taken of an ominous stranger on horseback approaching lazy cattle on a chalk hilltop beneath an irascible sky.
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Arguably the best photo I’ve ever taken of an ominous stranger on horseback approaching lazy cattle on a chalk hilltop beneath an irascible sky.
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Just a little chomp? Just a little chompy on the teenager thumb. She won't even hardly notice! Am promise!
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Just a little chomp? Just a little chompy on the teenager thumb. She won't even hardly notice! Am promise!
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Happy “finding things in your winter coat pocket” day to all who celebrate.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Happy “finding things in your winter coat pocket” day to all who celebrate.
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I've told this one before, but - my history teacher had been leaving Blackadder on for us while she skived off. So we'd had 5 episodes of comedy... and then she came back to a classroom of teenagers trying/pretending not to cry. She puts lights back on and we're all just sat there.
The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I've told this one before, but - my history teacher had been leaving Blackadder on for us while she skived off. So we'd had 5 episodes of comedy... and then she came back to a classroom of teenagers trying/pretending not to cry. She puts lights back on and we're all just sat there.
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Only a few food items are left on list, thank you all SO MUCH! I have added a pair of gloves for the bitter cold and unscented hand cream. My skin is most unhappy with this cold.
Food request! I need shelf stable diabetes-friendly food & medical supplies I cannot afford with my health issues. There aren't local food banks that can help me. All my food aid is from your kindness!
Here is my list if you'd like to help this disabled queer trans artist. Thank you!
#MutualAid
Here is my list if you'd like to help this disabled queer trans artist. Thank you!
#MutualAid
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Only a few food items are left on list, thank you all SO MUCH! I have added a pair of gloves for the bitter cold and unscented hand cream. My skin is most unhappy with this cold.
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This is so wonderful. Being ill means containing multitudes. Sometimes contradictory ones.
“Ms. Hansson got a tattoo of an ampersand, which has become an important symbol for the women.
“The meaning is that you can have two thoughts at the same time, and two identities at the same time,” she said. “You can have this illness, and at the same time also want to take a shot of tequila.”
“The meaning is that you can have two thoughts at the same time, and two identities at the same time,” she said. “You can have this illness, and at the same time also want to take a shot of tequila.”
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This is so wonderful. Being ill means containing multitudes. Sometimes contradictory ones.
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This is new! And bad! And affects me, a CBD producer who is NOT using any loopholes or doing any lab work to make delta-anything.
This shit is huge to ALL CBD people, not just the ones exploiting the loophole. THAT's what I was trying to get across to you.
This shit is huge to ALL CBD people, not just the ones exploiting the loophole. THAT's what I was trying to get across to you.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This is new! And bad! And affects me, a CBD producer who is NOT using any loopholes or doing any lab work to make delta-anything.
This shit is huge to ALL CBD people, not just the ones exploiting the loophole. THAT's what I was trying to get across to you.
This shit is huge to ALL CBD people, not just the ones exploiting the loophole. THAT's what I was trying to get across to you.
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"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"
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I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
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***
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
***
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
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November 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
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I've been trying to work out how cats would make snow angels
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I've been trying to work out how cats would make snow angels
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Pssssst, you should go buy some gorgeously wrapped shiny stones from Jack. I get so many compliments on my labradorite & quartz pendants!
Good morning Monday! Who wants to take home their very own galaxy? This gorgeous labradorite pendant is wrapped and ready to travel:
oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4382...
#Handmade #ShopIndie
oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4382...
#Handmade #ShopIndie
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Pssssst, you should go buy some gorgeously wrapped shiny stones from Jack. I get so many compliments on my labradorite & quartz pendants!
Having a panic attack because I didn't eat enough before taking meds and my meatsuit took exception to that.
So. Panic attack. Makes sense. /s
So. Panic attack. Makes sense. /s
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Having a panic attack because I didn't eat enough before taking meds and my meatsuit took exception to that.
So. Panic attack. Makes sense. /s
So. Panic attack. Makes sense. /s
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$1473 left now! We can get there a dollar at a time if we need to y'all, all it takes is enough people with a few bucks to spare seeing the need and meeting it 💜
Paypal: affirmationgin at gmail
Cashapp/venmo: showupforthis
Paypal: affirmationgin at gmail
Cashapp/venmo: showupforthis
I was just laid off for the second time this year. It's going to be a hard fall and winter. My safety net, as is the case for too many of us especially these days, is the kindness and generosity of friends and strangers. Anything helps.
Paypal: affirmationgin at gmail
Cashapp/venmo: showupforthis
Paypal: affirmationgin at gmail
Cashapp/venmo: showupforthis
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
$1473 left now! We can get there a dollar at a time if we need to y'all, all it takes is enough people with a few bucks to spare seeing the need and meeting it 💜
Paypal: affirmationgin at gmail
Cashapp/venmo: showupforthis
Paypal: affirmationgin at gmail
Cashapp/venmo: showupforthis
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Daily bunny no.3135 found a cool pinecone
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Daily bunny no.3135 found a cool pinecone
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It is unfortunately time to remind you that I have a book for sale & you can find it in paperback books2read.com/mallory-glass/ OR on Amazon eBooks (but I think I will pull it off KU & go wide again).
If you are financially struggling right now but need book, DM me, I have 4 eBook codes for free.
If you are financially struggling right now but need book, DM me, I have 4 eBook codes for free.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It is unfortunately time to remind you that I have a book for sale & you can find it in paperback books2read.com/mallory-glass/ OR on Amazon eBooks (but I think I will pull it off KU & go wide again).
If you are financially struggling right now but need book, DM me, I have 4 eBook codes for free.
If you are financially struggling right now but need book, DM me, I have 4 eBook codes for free.
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Book reminder! Buy a book! Or ask your library to carry it, we aren't picky.
Reading is for everyone who wants it. (sorry no audiobook yet, future goals)
Reading is for everyone who wants it. (sorry no audiobook yet, future goals)
It is unfortunately time to remind you that I have a book for sale & you can find it in paperback books2read.com/mallory-glass/ OR on Amazon eBooks (but I think I will pull it off KU & go wide again).
If you are financially struggling right now but need book, DM me, I have 4 eBook codes for free.
If you are financially struggling right now but need book, DM me, I have 4 eBook codes for free.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Book reminder! Buy a book! Or ask your library to carry it, we aren't picky.
Reading is for everyone who wants it. (sorry no audiobook yet, future goals)
Reading is for everyone who wants it. (sorry no audiobook yet, future goals)
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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Wait they also just banned weed?
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Wait they also just banned weed?
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Don’t allow anyone to tell you that being a library ghost in the afterlife “doesn’t classify” as an appropriate long-term goal.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Don’t allow anyone to tell you that being a library ghost in the afterlife “doesn’t classify” as an appropriate long-term goal.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
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I nagged Rook to post this request because I know how hard it is to pay groceries rn. Let's get Rook some safe food for bad pain days, y'all.
Food request! I need shelf stable diabetes-friendly food & medical supplies I cannot afford with my health issues. There aren't local food banks that can help me. All my food aid is from your kindness!
Here is my list if you'd like to help this disabled queer trans artist. Thank you!
#MutualAid
Here is my list if you'd like to help this disabled queer trans artist. Thank you!
#MutualAid
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I nagged Rook to post this request because I know how hard it is to pay groceries rn. Let's get Rook some safe food for bad pain days, y'all.
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place