Jezebel
@foreverimp.bsky.social
A bit of a voyeur. A lot of an awkward nerd. Scorpio so you know….
Childhood was a lie. I’ve never had to stop drop and roll. And I’ve never encountered any quicksand. 🤨
October 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Childhood was a lie. I’ve never had to stop drop and roll. And I’ve never encountered any quicksand. 🤨
Silence is better than being misunderstood
October 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Silence is better than being misunderstood
It’s a special kind of sin to let a good love die ~chance pena
July 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It’s a special kind of sin to let a good love die ~chance pena
You’d think I’d have a million fucks in the bank the way I give them out. I give a fuck way too often. Gotta ration.
March 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You’d think I’d have a million fucks in the bank the way I give them out. I give a fuck way too often. Gotta ration.
Either Alexa is a dumb ass or my level of questioning is superior. Why is she always “ I am not quite sure how to help you with that”. gtfoh
March 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Either Alexa is a dumb ass or my level of questioning is superior. Why is she always “ I am not quite sure how to help you with that”. gtfoh
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a scowling thick-muscled peach with brass knuckles wearing a t-shirt that says ‘bruiser’
March 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
a scowling thick-muscled peach with brass knuckles wearing a t-shirt that says ‘bruiser’
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Housing is so expensive. I'm going to move into a giant peach.
March 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Housing is so expensive. I'm going to move into a giant peach.
What the “peach” is going on here today? Did I miss a Bluesky quirky peach post somewhere?
March 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
What the “peach” is going on here today? Did I miss a Bluesky quirky peach post somewhere?
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An insomnialier who recommends the perfect worries for keeping you up at night
July 8, 2024 at 8:34 PM
An insomnialier who recommends the perfect worries for keeping you up at night
He heard people are seeking asylum in America. So now he really thinks people are coming from asylums in Mexico. 😂😂😂
March 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
He heard people are seeking asylum in America. So now he really thinks people are coming from asylums in Mexico. 😂😂😂
Some days I used to feel like taking myself out. But now I gotta stick around for 4 years to see how this movie ends.
February 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Some days I used to feel like taking myself out. But now I gotta stick around for 4 years to see how this movie ends.
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At the Greenville Zoo, we care about our employees. That’s why at 5,500 followers, we’re going to start paying them.
February 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
At the Greenville Zoo, we care about our employees. That’s why at 5,500 followers, we’re going to start paying them.
Why are we still here?
This “living” is a mess
This “living” is a mess
February 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Why are we still here?
This “living” is a mess
This “living” is a mess
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ok, hear me out instead of valentine’s day we get an extra halloween.
January 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
ok, hear me out instead of valentine’s day we get an extra halloween.
Life is too crazy to drink out of boring wine glasses
January 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Life is too crazy to drink out of boring wine glasses
The “and justice for all” part of the pledge at school these days isn’t feeling too good
January 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The “and justice for all” part of the pledge at school these days isn’t feeling too good
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I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us.
January 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us.
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This place is like the lobby of a psych ward except nobody wants to get better.
January 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This place is like the lobby of a psych ward except nobody wants to get better.
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The early beaver gets the wood.
January 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The early beaver gets the wood.
No more TikTok and I deleted my Facebook and instagram.
I feel like I’m camping.
I feel like I’m camping.
January 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
No more TikTok and I deleted my Facebook and instagram.
I feel like I’m camping.
I feel like I’m camping.
Can we please retire the phrase:
“Say it louder for the people in the back”
😖
“Say it louder for the people in the back”
😖
January 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Can we please retire the phrase:
“Say it louder for the people in the back”
😖
“Say it louder for the people in the back”
😖
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Hi, I’m God.
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
December 31, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Hi, I’m God.
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
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ngl, kinda missing how chaotic, unhinged, dangerous and fun it was to tweet while under the influence at the other place, bsky sometimes feels like a country club with the same shitass cliques and rules, like someone about to drop a monocle in their tea cup
December 29, 2024 at 2:41 AM
ngl, kinda missing how chaotic, unhinged, dangerous and fun it was to tweet while under the influence at the other place, bsky sometimes feels like a country club with the same shitass cliques and rules, like someone about to drop a monocle in their tea cup
I love and appreciate your pronouns. ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜
But tell me… what are your adjectives?
But tell me… what are your adjectives?
December 23, 2024 at 5:29 PM
I love and appreciate your pronouns. ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜
But tell me… what are your adjectives?
But tell me… what are your adjectives?