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Forde @fordesponja.bsky.social · Sep 10
Smol
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unenthusiast.com
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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contextdogs.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Explorers emerge from a gigantic drill vehicle and shine a flashlight on a large white spherical object labelled "Core." The sphere has a dore on it. The explorers approach the core and one grabs the doorknob. He asks "what mysteries lie within?" The door opens to reveal a man pleasuring himself to vintage porno with his back facing the explores. His head swivels around. His horrified expression underscores the violation of privacy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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pileofgarbage.net
lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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garabatxs.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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kekeflipnote.bsky.social
The truth 🐊
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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criminalsimpsons.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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bradicality.bsky.social
Satirical tweet: Josh Barro @jbarro Interesting to learn that Zohran rode a battle elephant at Hydaspes against the Macedonian phalanx. Elephantry is not very left-coded.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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robdenbleyker.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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cassidyjane.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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antibunny.bsky.social
The 80's were 20 years ago. Just like the 2000's were also 20 years ago. I don't see why this is so hard to understand.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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kekeflipnote.bsky.social
"Kirby was not happy with this."
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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omegasoda.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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felipez360.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
fordesponja.bsky.social
The Kirbussies
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Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
fordesponja.bsky.social
Review de Dandadan. Son buenos niños, pero no es propaganda católica.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
fordesponja.bsky.social
Review de Blue Box. Son buenos niños.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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phorrums.bsky.social
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
A digital drawing referencing the quoted image. In the style of an early 20th century drawing, a woman in a dress holds a minigun. The text above is changed to read "Does the minigun make women cruel?"
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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leighloveday.bsky.social
Ryu versus Blanka: GET OFF MY CASE, WEED STONER. Ken versus Dhalsim: GET A JOB YOU HIPPIE WASTOID. Chun-Li versus Vega: PISH POSH, POT IS FOR THE BIRDS! Guile versus M. Bison: I'M CALLING THE COAST GUARD.
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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garabatxs.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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shouldhavecat.bsky.social
What would you name this cat
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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wholesomememe.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM