Thottery Barn
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at the sperm bank and no one will give me a post-donation high five 😕
February 21, 2024 at 3:05 PM
at the sperm bank and no one will give me a post-donation high five 😕
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I've been laughed out of clown college, which might sound like a good thing but no it still means the same bad thing it would anywhere else
February 14, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I've been laughed out of clown college, which might sound like a good thing but no it still means the same bad thing it would anywhere else
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the guy who invented fingering mustve had such an incredibly off-putting penis
August 30, 2023 at 5:30 PM
the guy who invented fingering mustve had such an incredibly off-putting penis
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me, a little suburban pudding who was 6 years old in 1985: I survived AIDS
August 30, 2023 at 5:07 PM
me, a little suburban pudding who was 6 years old in 1985: I survived AIDS
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a coin, seemingly suspended in air by powers unforeseen, eternally spinning, unaffected by earthly physics. collecting it only leads to a burning desire to capture more of its kind. the princess must wait, my life force must first be replenished by this entity, this...coin.
August 29, 2023 at 2:54 PM
a coin, seemingly suspended in air by powers unforeseen, eternally spinning, unaffected by earthly physics. collecting it only leads to a burning desire to capture more of its kind. the princess must wait, my life force must first be replenished by this entity, this...coin.
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LEARN TOO PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
August 28, 2023 at 5:58 PM
LEARN TOO PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
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remember to scroll back to the top of the webpage before leaving so that it's ready for the next person
August 28, 2023 at 12:24 PM
remember to scroll back to the top of the webpage before leaving so that it's ready for the next person
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Thinking about getting a gas leak installed
August 28, 2023 at 1:47 PM
Thinking about getting a gas leak installed
seems like Sweet Dreams Are Made of Deez would be a good username
August 27, 2023 at 2:48 PM
seems like Sweet Dreams Are Made of Deez would be a good username
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I know a lot about toilets (ive seen thousands) and let me just say, you dont need a cadillac to have a satisfying experience. The American Standard base-mounted vitreous china unit with a 1.6 gallon flush simply cant be beat. Truly the Corolla of cans. Put 300k miles on it and shes hungry for more
August 7, 2023 at 1:38 PM
I know a lot about toilets (ive seen thousands) and let me just say, you dont need a cadillac to have a satisfying experience. The American Standard base-mounted vitreous china unit with a 1.6 gallon flush simply cant be beat. Truly the Corolla of cans. Put 300k miles on it and shes hungry for more
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new political compass just dropped
August 7, 2023 at 12:01 PM
new political compass just dropped
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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physicists at Argonne National Laboratory were able to create a new engagement, the discourtesy like, in a controlled environment at 0.1°K and 16000 psi, lasting only 13µs
August 7, 2023 at 2:34 PM
physicists at Argonne National Laboratory were able to create a new engagement, the discourtesy like, in a controlled environment at 0.1°K and 16000 psi, lasting only 13µs
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are you fucking kidding me dude. i figured this guy had dropped the act by now and was just using the name and av. but no he's just straight up lying and asking for donations as someone whose identity he stole
August 2, 2023 at 1:57 PM
are you fucking kidding me dude. i figured this guy had dropped the act by now and was just using the name and av. but no he's just straight up lying and asking for donations as someone whose identity he stole
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Turn your hymnals to page 1
August 1, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Turn your hymnals to page 1
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“I’m the embodiment of the American dream. My hairline is in a recession, my stomach is experiencing inflation, and the rest of me has great depression.”
July 30, 2023 at 7:01 PM
“I’m the embodiment of the American dream. My hairline is in a recession, my stomach is experiencing inflation, and the rest of me has great depression.”
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That’s it. Fuck this place. I’m done with it. I’m logging off for good. If anyone wants to contact me I’ll still be reading posts on here, posting on here, etc.
July 23, 2023 at 7:14 PM
That’s it. Fuck this place. I’m done with it. I’m logging off for good. If anyone wants to contact me I’ll still be reading posts on here, posting on here, etc.
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I bought a ship of theseus model kit but it was already built and the instructions were just a phone number to call to order replacement parts
July 14, 2023 at 2:55 AM
I bought a ship of theseus model kit but it was already built and the instructions were just a phone number to call to order replacement parts
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He looks like a mute village boy who is the sole witness to a violent crime
July 23, 2023 at 9:39 PM
He looks like a mute village boy who is the sole witness to a violent crime
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BRING BACK COMPUTER"S THAT DO WHAT YOU WANT - dashare.zone ADMIN
July 17, 2023 at 7:05 PM
BRING BACK COMPUTER"S THAT DO WHAT YOU WANT - dashare.zone ADMIN