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This is all new to me. I’m that comfortable sweater you slip into on a cool, brisk evening.
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He's a 10, but waves his mouse in rapid circles while presenting slides on a video call.
February 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It gets my vote.
Arses out for democracy! (That's a really good campaign slogan, or not?!) I think if people could vote for your butt, they would 😘
February 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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The IT guy at work just said “your data, my system” to me and I feel violated 😅
February 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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People think I’m trendy, but really I just haven’t updated my wardrobe since the last time the early 2000s were en vogue.
February 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Instead of having good manners, I’m just going to apologize in advance.
February 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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People: Let's meet up later!

ADHD: Sounds good!

Anxiety: No, you'll make it weird.

ADHD: No I won't

Anxiety: Yes you will

ADHD: No

Anxiety: Remember that detailed description of how plague victims died?

ADHD: Oh

Anxiety: Yes
May 12, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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Your daily reminder that if you’d like to interact with me [and a whole bunch of really cool people] you should join my discord. It’s where I spend most of my days!

discord.gg/2m7M72xpFx
February 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
February 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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her: *flirting* is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

me: um, no it's my snacking ham
February 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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I bought a bass shaped like a bass. The fact that you can't decipher which one looks like a bass or which one looks like a bass is not my fault.
February 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
@sallygirl.bsky.social

Hey Dutch Buddy! Thanks for the follow.
February 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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If I have to look at another French post-impressionist painting, I'm going Toulouse my shit
February 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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The Romans perfected a durable concrete formula, but after the fall of their empire, the knowledge was lost during the Dark Ages. It wasn’t rediscovered until the 18th century, proving that once progress is reversed, it can take centuries to recover.
February 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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If you're thinking what I'm thinking, here's my therapist's number.
February 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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My therapist says it’s perfectly fine to cry in public as long as I am wearing pants
February 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
February 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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But have you tried not being a pain in the ass?
February 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Rest In Peace
Roberta Flack
February 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM