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Penny
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she/her 🍒 40 🍒 bi 🍒 submissive 🍒 bratty little 🍒 sober 🍒 smart, stubborn, and stronger than I look 🍒 recovering preacher’s kid 🍒sourdough maven 🍒 #NSFW #Sub
What do you call a gathering of Dateline groupies?

A murder
September 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It’s Friday and I feel like trouble…
June 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Happy Father’s Day! Shout out to the daddies who give you aftercare, not child support 🤭
June 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It’s a shame I don’t have a strong pair of shoulders to throw these legs over 🤭
June 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Now accepting applications for big spoon
June 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Good morning! Happy Tuesday 🥰
June 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Going to buy tickets to a minor league baseball game only to find out it’s “ERAs” night and they’re highlighting every era from Fearless to Midnights….YES PLEASE!!!
June 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Monday again? I must be doing it wrong…
June 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Happy #SteamySunday. I managed to sneak in a much needed shower while dinner simmers.
June 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Productive morning 😁 Got groceries, baked a dozen sourdough chocolate chip cookies, did some laundry, and prepped veggies for French onion beef stew for dinner. Now I’m off to the movies to see Dangerous Animals.
June 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Well this chocolate sourdough loaf is incredible. The bread really isn’t sweet at all, as expected, but the chips give it some sweetness. Topped with some kerrygold butter and cherry preserves, it was heavenly.
June 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Trying out some chocolate sourdough loaves this weekend. The dough has espresso, a little honey, cocoa powder, and milk and white chocolate chips.
June 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It’s a real sausage fest at work today 🤭
June 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Friday…we made it, ya’ll 🤍🩷❤️
June 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Crack the shutters open wide, I want to bathe you in the light of day…
June 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Gonna park it here and read smut and drink a coke if you don’t mind
June 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Can we just go back to bed and cancel Wednesday?
June 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Better late than never right? I hope Tuesday treated you well.
June 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Reposted by Penny
Learning how to love my body from the way you worship it.

Don’t stop. Harder.
June 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Now who wants a warm sourdough chocolate chip cookie? Line forms to the right.
June 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’d say I knocked it out of the park on my first try at sourdough hotdog buns!
June 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Biscuits baseball, Philly cheesesteak nachos, fireworks, and an amazing night with my 20 year old son. What a blast!
June 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Got the smart pop, protein chips, keto gummy candy, and a 🍑 mello yello zero with a splash of 🍒. I’m excited for this one.
May 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Chat, what do we think of the new mani? 💅🏼
May 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hard at work over here 🤭
May 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM