Floyd Uncooked
@floyduncooked.bsky.social
Him/His Floyd Uncooked, anarchist, film enthusiast, music twiddler, bi, occasionally NSFW
https://soundcloud.com/user-453354183
https://soundcloud.com/user-453354183
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I’d like to smash a Smurf with a hammer.
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’d like to smash a Smurf with a hammer.
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Hi! I'm Kris, freelance illustrator, and here are some of my kitties! 😄
Check out more here: thegreykitty.com
Check out more here: thegreykitty.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hi! I'm Kris, freelance illustrator, and here are some of my kitties! 😄
Check out more here: thegreykitty.com
Check out more here: thegreykitty.com
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I've drawn 40+ cats reading books for authors and readers both.
$75 for a drawing of any cat (your cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (literary fiction, beach read, comics, academic treatise). You get the digital illustration file.
Makes a great Holiday gift. (Just sayin'.)
DM me
$75 for a drawing of any cat (your cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (literary fiction, beach read, comics, academic treatise). You get the digital illustration file.
Makes a great Holiday gift. (Just sayin'.)
DM me
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I've drawn 40+ cats reading books for authors and readers both.
$75 for a drawing of any cat (your cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (literary fiction, beach read, comics, academic treatise). You get the digital illustration file.
Makes a great Holiday gift. (Just sayin'.)
DM me
$75 for a drawing of any cat (your cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (literary fiction, beach read, comics, academic treatise). You get the digital illustration file.
Makes a great Holiday gift. (Just sayin'.)
DM me
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Swastikas are no longer to be considered "hate symbols", only as "potentially divisive" under this new policy.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Swastikas are no longer to be considered "hate symbols", only as "potentially divisive" under this new policy.
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"What are they supposed to do, just NOT show up to Dick Cheney's funeral?"
YES.
YOU DO NOT MOURN THE DEATH OF ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS OF MAKING TORTURE PART OF OFFICIAL POLICY.
YOU DON'T SHOW UP TO DUBYA'S FUNERAL EITHER.
FUCKING JACKASSES.
YES.
YOU DO NOT MOURN THE DEATH OF ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS OF MAKING TORTURE PART OF OFFICIAL POLICY.
YOU DON'T SHOW UP TO DUBYA'S FUNERAL EITHER.
FUCKING JACKASSES.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"What are they supposed to do, just NOT show up to Dick Cheney's funeral?"
YES.
YOU DO NOT MOURN THE DEATH OF ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS OF MAKING TORTURE PART OF OFFICIAL POLICY.
YOU DON'T SHOW UP TO DUBYA'S FUNERAL EITHER.
FUCKING JACKASSES.
YES.
YOU DO NOT MOURN THE DEATH OF ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS OF MAKING TORTURE PART OF OFFICIAL POLICY.
YOU DON'T SHOW UP TO DUBYA'S FUNERAL EITHER.
FUCKING JACKASSES.
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Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.
Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.
Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
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I haven’t seen this get covered in English yet so let me translate.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I haven’t seen this get covered in English yet so let me translate.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
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So are we allowed to endorse the public hanging of politicians too or is that the exclusive domain of the President?
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
So are we allowed to endorse the public hanging of politicians too or is that the exclusive domain of the President?
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“Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
“Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
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A Chinese immigrant named
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A Chinese immigrant named
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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For the first time in my career, I can’t tell people to trust what the CDC website says. And that is an incredibly sad and devastating place for this country to be.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
For the first time in my career, I can’t tell people to trust what the CDC website says. And that is an incredibly sad and devastating place for this country to be.
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Please share widely
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Please share widely
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I love modern criminals, they’re always googling shit like “how to do crime”
"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I love modern criminals, they’re always googling shit like “how to do crime”
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
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Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
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I want art thats made by people, because i want to connect with people. I don't care if that art is made for personal reasons or for a coca cola commercial, i want to see art and think about the person who made it. How they got here. why they became an artist. What inspires them.
idk.
idk.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I want art thats made by people, because i want to connect with people. I don't care if that art is made for personal reasons or for a coca cola commercial, i want to see art and think about the person who made it. How they got here. why they became an artist. What inspires them.
idk.
idk.
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This is Avi Arad btw, one of the producers for the Zelda movie
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This is Avi Arad btw, one of the producers for the Zelda movie
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PayPal HATES IT when you
- Have sex, or
- Use Linux
- Have sex, or
- Use Linux
Soooo... PayPal is banning Asahi Linux users. Hey, can you maybe not do that please?
gist.github.com/asahilina/31...
Yes, they ban Linux users with a GPU name containing the string "Apple M1". Anything else works.
gist.github.com/asahilina/31...
Yes, they ban Linux users with a GPU name containing the string "Apple M1". Anything else works.
Asahi Linux PayPal Block Fix
Asahi Linux PayPal Block Fix. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
gist.github.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
PayPal HATES IT when you
- Have sex, or
- Use Linux
- Have sex, or
- Use Linux
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
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