flappybara
@flappybara.bsky.social
swe | gamer | cat servant | lurker
play: civ, cities:skylines, ck3, zelda, factorio, god of war, horizon
watch: chiefs, badgers
play: civ, cities:skylines, ck3, zelda, factorio, god of war, horizon
watch: chiefs, badgers
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all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself”
September 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself”
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GIGANTIC YELLOW WARNING: we don't serve transsexuals.
HAPPY REGULAR WEBSITE: care. no matter what.
can't make this shit up man
HAPPY REGULAR WEBSITE: care. no matter what.
can't make this shit up man
April 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
GIGANTIC YELLOW WARNING: we don't serve transsexuals.
HAPPY REGULAR WEBSITE: care. no matter what.
can't make this shit up man
HAPPY REGULAR WEBSITE: care. no matter what.
can't make this shit up man
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Entire spectrum of how the major sports leagues will react to this admin re DEI:
wnba: fuck you
nba: lol not playing this game
mlb: no changes
nfl: we have changed the endzone message to CHOOSE HATE
nhl: we are resegregating
wnba: fuck you
nba: lol not playing this game
mlb: no changes
nfl: we have changed the endzone message to CHOOSE HATE
nhl: we are resegregating
March 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Entire spectrum of how the major sports leagues will react to this admin re DEI:
wnba: fuck you
nba: lol not playing this game
mlb: no changes
nfl: we have changed the endzone message to CHOOSE HATE
nhl: we are resegregating
wnba: fuck you
nba: lol not playing this game
mlb: no changes
nfl: we have changed the endzone message to CHOOSE HATE
nhl: we are resegregating
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"closing time" by @eve6.bsky.social was a popular song in the 1900s about the nightly shutdown of the internet on school nights. not many people know this
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"closing time" by @eve6.bsky.social was a popular song in the 1900s about the nightly shutdown of the internet on school nights. not many people know this
my intimacy? coordinated.
February 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
my intimacy? coordinated.
my splines? reticulated.
February 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
my splines? reticulated.
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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream
February 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream
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[finally standing up to a bully] hey asshole...
[but remembering that first and foremost I am a poet] I will engulf you like a fog
[but remembering that first and foremost I am a poet] I will engulf you like a fog
November 1, 2023 at 8:04 PM
[finally standing up to a bully] hey asshole...
[but remembering that first and foremost I am a poet] I will engulf you like a fog
[but remembering that first and foremost I am a poet] I will engulf you like a fog
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You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
February 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
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Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock
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When I was 25 I was sad I had not written The Great American Novel. At 55, I realize there's no Great American Novel, there are merely the stories I'm the best person to tell. Don't worry about how others see greatness. Work on being the best version of who you are and what you can do in the world.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
When I was 25 I was sad I had not written The Great American Novel. At 55, I realize there's no Great American Novel, there are merely the stories I'm the best person to tell. Don't worry about how others see greatness. Work on being the best version of who you are and what you can do in the world.
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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
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RFK Jr looks like an Eli Valley drawing of himself
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
RFK Jr looks like an Eli Valley drawing of himself
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My kitten: Daddy, I need to clean you so that you are clean.
Me: Thank you my son.
My kitten: Now you smell like Whiskers Kitten turkey in rich gravy.
Me: I am blessed.
Me: Thank you my son.
My kitten: Now you smell like Whiskers Kitten turkey in rich gravy.
Me: I am blessed.
January 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
My kitten: Daddy, I need to clean you so that you are clean.
Me: Thank you my son.
My kitten: Now you smell like Whiskers Kitten turkey in rich gravy.
Me: I am blessed.
Me: Thank you my son.
My kitten: Now you smell like Whiskers Kitten turkey in rich gravy.
Me: I am blessed.
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Just a warning about Casper mattresses: they do NOT hold up. I’ve had mine for just a couple of years and it was doing fine, but recently got into a Little Nemo-type situation and the bed broke up over the North Atlantic. Ended up needing a Coast Guard rescue and they laughed at my big nightshirt
January 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Just a warning about Casper mattresses: they do NOT hold up. I’ve had mine for just a couple of years and it was doing fine, but recently got into a Little Nemo-type situation and the bed broke up over the North Atlantic. Ended up needing a Coast Guard rescue and they laughed at my big nightshirt
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Never going to forget or forgive a single fucking person who supported him.
🚨 Trump will instruct the federal government tomorrow via an executive order to not recognize that transgender people exist and exclusively recognize people as their sex assigned at birth.
www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
EXCLUSIVE: Trump’s Day One Executive Order on ‘Male and Female’
The White House strikes out at gender ideology and pronouns. Also: ends housing of biological men in women’s prisons; self-ID on passports; and more.
www.thefp.com
January 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Never going to forget or forgive a single fucking person who supported him.
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"caltrops" is too cool a word for them to be so rare in our lives
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"caltrops" is too cool a word for them to be so rare in our lives
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spending so much time with the boys that our diarrhea syncs up
January 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
spending so much time with the boys that our diarrhea syncs up