I’m Jess Sayin’…
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Thirty and flirty and thriving. NYC. LGBTQ+ he/him/his #booknerd. Kylie Minogue is my Queen. #gaymer
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Hail, coffee, dark of roast, caffeine be with thee. Blessed art thou amongst gremlins and blessed is the brew of thy grounds, espresso. Blackest coffee, saviour of souls, pray for us newly awoken, now and at the hour of our slump. Amen.
When you have a husky and don’t share your tuna with her, she throws a hissy fit.
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When you have a husky and don’t share your tuna with her, she throws a hissy fit.
Had the strangest dream last night that trees already contained their stories but the only way for them to be told was to cut them down and turn them into paper. Kinda fucked up 😅
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Had the strangest dream last night that trees already contained their stories but the only way for them to be told was to cut them down and turn them into paper. Kinda fucked up 😅
I stfg ChatGPT writes an evaluation like an HR wet dream and I’m here for it. 😎
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I stfg ChatGPT writes an evaluation like an HR wet dream and I’m here for it. 😎
Just realized that I have to do my biannual cyber security training by the end of the week and my end of year review is due tomorrow… Monday is a fugly slut. Do not trust her.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just realized that I have to do my biannual cyber security training by the end of the week and my end of year review is due tomorrow… Monday is a fugly slut. Do not trust her.
Gay powers restored 💇🏻♂️🌈 ✨
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Gay powers restored 💇🏻♂️🌈 ✨
There’s no place like home.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
There’s no place like home.
Let me try that again… not me getting HOT and bothered on the train reading gay hockey smut 🥵
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Let me try that again… not me getting HOT and bothered on the train reading gay hockey smut 🥵
Was not expecting the DMV to get a decent snow day before NYC, but it did. ❄️
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Was not expecting the DMV to get a decent snow day before NYC, but it did. ❄️
I have been nice AND social all week. Now there’s an open-mouthed chewer smacking away behind me on the train. There might just be a Murder on the Northeast Regional. 🤬
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I have been nice AND social all week. Now there’s an open-mouthed chewer smacking away behind me on the train. There might just be a Murder on the Northeast Regional. 🤬
To the barista questioning if I really wanted 4 shots in my dirty chai:
a woman says i have a lot of questions number one how dare you ..
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December 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
To the barista questioning if I really wanted 4 shots in my dirty chai:
Saw a fitness class called “Fit for Fiction” using dagger-shaped dumbbells, and now I have a mighty need for dagger-shaped dumbbells.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Saw a fitness class called “Fit for Fiction” using dagger-shaped dumbbells, and now I have a mighty need for dagger-shaped dumbbells.
The very French, very cute concierge comped my much needed Pellegrino and I think I have a new crush
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December 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The very French, very cute concierge comped my much needed Pellegrino and I think I have a new crush
Happy #SpotifyWrapped Day to all. Obviously, Kylie is my queen.
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Happy #SpotifyWrapped Day to all. Obviously, Kylie is my queen.
Made it to Baltimore. Part of me says it won’t take 40 mins to get to DC. The majority of me with historical knowledge of this trip chuckles darkly at the hope.
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Made it to Baltimore. Part of me says it won’t take 40 mins to get to DC. The majority of me with historical knowledge of this trip chuckles darkly at the hope.
Yes, I’ve had a few beers. But, NO. YOUR is not the same as YOU’RE. And if UR is your go-to, talk to Gilgamesh.
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Yes, I’ve had a few beers. But, NO. YOUR is not the same as YOU’RE. And if UR is your go-to, talk to Gilgamesh.
When I tell you I would turn this tattooed, muscular, ginger policeman into a PLEASE man… 🥵 But we don’t fuck the blue.
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When I tell you I would turn this tattooed, muscular, ginger policeman into a PLEASE man… 🥵 But we don’t fuck the blue.
Oh no… my boss has the flu and won’t be at the company-wide, mandatory “Days of Learning.” Shucks… 😈
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Oh no… my boss has the flu and won’t be at the company-wide, mandatory “Days of Learning.” Shucks… 😈
I’m going to be dining out for every meal this week and I’m already regretting it.
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m going to be dining out for every meal this week and I’m already regretting it.
December 1 means I can bust out the gay Christmas playlist 😜
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
December 1 means I can bust out the gay Christmas playlist 😜
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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One of the best parts of the long Thanksgiving weekend is that, yes, I can eat pecan pie for breakfast.
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
One of the best parts of the long Thanksgiving weekend is that, yes, I can eat pecan pie for breakfast.
The only thing I want to buy in Black Friday is more books, but my husband might murder me if I do…
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November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The only thing I want to buy in Black Friday is more books, but my husband might murder me if I do…
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Heated rivalry 🤤 must watch. Go! Go! Thank me later. 😈🏒🏒
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November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Heated rivalry 🤤 must watch. Go! Go! Thank me later. 😈🏒🏒
Well, that’s Thanksgiving Day breakfast sorted 🤤
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Well, that’s Thanksgiving Day breakfast sorted 🤤
That being said, cocktails will be flowing at 9am tomorrow 😈
I went to four grocery stores and two wine shops today because not a single one had everything I needed. And I’m not even cooking tomorrow!
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November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
That being said, cocktails will be flowing at 9am tomorrow 😈