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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
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[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
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tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)
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The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Trump really just bragged at a Charlie Kirk memorial event that he’s better at dodging assassin’s bullets than Charlie Kirk.
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
October 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Trump really just bragged at a Charlie Kirk memorial event that he’s better at dodging assassin’s bullets than Charlie Kirk.
Some people Marvin Harrison over Drake.....
September 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Some people Marvin Harrison over Drake.....
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SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.
September 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.
Nice editing at Mass Live.
September 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Nice editing at Mass Live.
I'm still gonna say the guy with all 6 Super Bowl rings is the most important coach in franchise history.
September 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I'm still gonna say the guy with all 6 Super Bowl rings is the most important coach in franchise history.
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And it won them the game
Patriots kicked on 4th-and-7 up 3 points.
Model thought kicking was by far the worst decision. Close call between go and punt.
Model thought kicking was by far the worst decision. Close call between go and punt.
September 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
And it won them the game
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On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
August 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
Correct me if I'm wrong @peteabeglobe.bsky.social but isn't 36>34?
August 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong @peteabeglobe.bsky.social but isn't 36>34?
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so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
July 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
@andrewcallahan.bsky.social I struggle with this part. It was the longest player coach relationship in football history by a wide margin. Unprecedented. So it's hard to harp on the fact that it ended, when nobody else came close.
July 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
@andrewcallahan.bsky.social I struggle with this part. It was the longest player coach relationship in football history by a wide margin. Unprecedented. So it's hard to harp on the fact that it ended, when nobody else came close.
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I don’t know who needs this fact that @tousledpigtails.bsky.social told me the most, but I feel like it’s a @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social thing
April 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I don’t know who needs this fact that @tousledpigtails.bsky.social told me the most, but I feel like it’s a @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social thing
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Matty boy caught red handed doing sock puppet shit lol.
He is literally too rich to do this shit, why is he doing this and not just paying someone lol
He is literally too rich to do this shit, why is he doing this and not just paying someone lol
April 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Matty boy caught red handed doing sock puppet shit lol.
He is literally too rich to do this shit, why is he doing this and not just paying someone lol
He is literally too rich to do this shit, why is he doing this and not just paying someone lol
Ben Volin's idiocy never ceases to amaze.
March 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Ben Volin's idiocy never ceases to amaze.
Guess that means they will take Hunter as a WR. 😤
March 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Guess that means they will take Hunter as a WR. 😤
Strange bedfellows but the CHB is right.
February 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Strange bedfellows but the CHB is right.