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Josh SMELL YA LATER POHLADS 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸
@festafanatic.bsky.social
Dog Lover, Twins/Phils/Eagles/Vikes
Democratic Socialist, train nerd, epileptic - Lotsa sports, shitposting and politics, David Festa's #1 believer
(he/him 23)
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Oh and just so it's preserved for all to see here's the Olive Oil video, would feel wrong to have my (new) primary account not have it up for all to see
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I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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September 12 is the most common birthday in America because it is the peak of the baby season but also people would rather not schedule c-sections or inducements for September 11th.
December 20, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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Well this is a headline that's going to stay with me for a while
December 19, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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good morning to everyone else awake before 7 let's take a moment to appreciate how morally superior we are to everyone else
December 20, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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The drone thing has smelled like nothing to me the whole time. Iran isn’t trying to hide its drones by covering them in very bright lights. If Aliens wanted to be this obvious, they’d just make TikToks.

I could be wrong, but I think people just get really freaked out by stuff in the sky.
December 14, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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This is illegal!

Trump posted to Truth Social, “Any person or company investing ONE BILLION DOLLARS, OR MORE, in the United States of America, will receive fully expedited approvals and permits, including, but in no way limited to, all Environmental approvals. GET READY TO ROCK!!!”
December 12, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOX NEWS AIRED A LUIGI FANCAM WITH A RENAI CIRCULATION ENGLISH COVER 😭
December 11, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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“The best camera is the one you have with you”
December 12, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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shoutout to UnitedHealth CEO for being so out-of-touch that every message to staff results in another wave of angry leaks and tipsters for me
December 11, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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when you're a chiefs fan and you didn't even get to watch them play today, and you wish priest holmes could be on the team again somehow but he can't, and you look at your phone and it's only charged to 73%, and your friend's dad got a parking ticket last year
December 10, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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hey just a heads up, we have a couple avocados on the counter that somebody needs to eat before they go bad
December 9, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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this is the equivalent of thinking that a magic 8ball is really talking to you
December 6, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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BREAKING: Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez today vowed to add abortion rights and gay marriage to Spain’s constitution so they “can never be undone.”
Spain to enshrine gay marriage and abortion rights into its constitution so 'they cannot be undone in the future' - Olive Press News Spain
PRIME Minister Pedro Sanchez today vowed to add abortion rights and gay marriage to Spain's constitution so they 'can never be undone'. The left-wing PSOE
www.theolivepress.es
December 6, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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Look at the size of #Eagles Jordan Mailata’s hands compared to his teammates.. 😂
December 6, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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Hm that’s one way to put it NPR
December 6, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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The #Vikings (10-2) are set to square off against the #Falcons (6-6) led by their interception-prone $180 million dollar QB who has made zero TDs in the past three games.

Minnesota can lock up a seat in the NFC Playoffs with a win over Atlanta.

📰: mnvkn.gs/3ZEw8yl

#Skol #MINvsATL
Vikings vs. Falcons Week 14 Game Preview
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December 5, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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Twins announced a bunch of coaching hires and role changes.

Matt Borgschulte and assistants Trevor Amicone and Rayden Sierra are the new hitting group.

Ramon Borrego joins after being a longtime manager in the Twins' farm system.

Rocco Baldelli's staff for 2025 and their roles:
December 5, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Holy shit, I may have just gotten the cutest plushie of all time guys
December 5, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Made some banger Chicken and Tortellini soup with mom tonight
December 4, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Oh South Korea is bringing the good old classics back I see (extremely reactionary right wing military dictatorship)
December 3, 2024 at 5:42 PM