F*ck The Macaroni
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Just a couple of amateurs popping off. Take a look.
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Nate Silver is indistinguishable from a Nate Silver parody account.
December 31, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Nate Silver is indistinguishable from a Nate Silver parody account.
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The Battle of Bunker Hill, as depicted in an 1869 Japanese textbook on world geography
December 31, 2023 at 4:38 AM
The Battle of Bunker Hill, as depicted in an 1869 Japanese textbook on world geography
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Don’t threaten me with a good time.
December 30, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
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Hi, I’m Sam Handwich, owner and founder of Sam Handwich’s Ham Sandwiches. When my father gave me this name, I vowed to one day kill him. I’ve harnessed that anger into a passion for quality meat and deli products, and I’m here today to tell you about our new spring menu
December 29, 2023 at 2:10 AM
Hi, I’m Sam Handwich, owner and founder of Sam Handwich’s Ham Sandwiches. When my father gave me this name, I vowed to one day kill him. I’ve harnessed that anger into a passion for quality meat and deli products, and I’m here today to tell you about our new spring menu
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NEW: Maine secretary of state rules Trump is disqualified from appearing on 2024 ballot under section 3 of the 14th Amendment www.maine.gov/sos/news/202...
December 28, 2023 at 11:57 PM
NEW: Maine secretary of state rules Trump is disqualified from appearing on 2024 ballot under section 3 of the 14th Amendment www.maine.gov/sos/news/202...
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you’re living in it, baby
July 25, 2023 at 2:26 AM
you’re living in it, baby
If you were visited by three ghosts in Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?
December 26, 2023 at 2:14 AM
If you were visited by three ghosts in Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?
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More Americans want a president who sounds like a pleasant normie on holidays than like a raving lunatic.
I will continue believing this unless proven otherwise. And I don’t expect to be.
I will continue believing this unless proven otherwise. And I don’t expect to be.
December 25, 2023 at 6:58 PM
More Americans want a president who sounds like a pleasant normie on holidays than like a raving lunatic.
I will continue believing this unless proven otherwise. And I don’t expect to be.
I will continue believing this unless proven otherwise. And I don’t expect to be.
Hooker: “What do you do?”
Carl: “uh, I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.”
Carl: “uh, I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.”
December 25, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Hooker: “What do you do?”
Carl: “uh, I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.”
Carl: “uh, I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.”
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Special holiday wishes going out to everyone who is spending the day sick and/or isolating. It’s a rough virusy time. I hope you get lots of rest and blankets and nice warm drinks and think hopeful thoughts for the new year! 💙
December 25, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Special holiday wishes going out to everyone who is spending the day sick and/or isolating. It’s a rough virusy time. I hope you get lots of rest and blankets and nice warm drinks and think hopeful thoughts for the new year! 💙
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My Christmas present to all of you is the context that this was *directly in response* to getting clowned on for confusing a state legislative redistricting issue for a congressional one, among the most elementary and humiliating errors a political commentator could make
December 25, 2023 at 5:00 PM
My Christmas present to all of you is the context that this was *directly in response* to getting clowned on for confusing a state legislative redistricting issue for a congressional one, among the most elementary and humiliating errors a political commentator could make
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Is Ron DeSantis about to drop out?
Ron DeSantis Advisers Prepare To 'Make The Patient Comfortable' Ahead Of Dropping Out: NYT
If the Florida governor’s appeal was supposed to be Trump without the baggage, that’s not what voters saw.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 25, 2023 at 3:01 AM
Is Ron DeSantis about to drop out?
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… funny enough, it’s REALLY hard to get Wired to cough up that article, even with the author’s name and the complete headline. (It’s July, 2022) (DDG can produce it as the top hit.)
15 months from that breathless press release cosplaying as an article to this from October 7 2023:
15 months from that breathless press release cosplaying as an article to this from October 7 2023:
Study Finds That Police “Crime Predicting” AI Fails Miserably at Predicting Crimes
For more than a decade, cops have tried to use "predictive policing" to presage where crimes will happen — but they seem not to work at all.
futurism.com
December 23, 2023 at 11:52 PM
… funny enough, it’s REALLY hard to get Wired to cough up that article, even with the author’s name and the complete headline. (It’s July, 2022) (DDG can produce it as the top hit.)
15 months from that breathless press release cosplaying as an article to this from October 7 2023:
15 months from that breathless press release cosplaying as an article to this from October 7 2023:
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I said this on Xitter, but just way to deal w/Trump is:
1) DC Circuit lifts stay and denies immunity, INCLUDING any claim of double jeopardy.
2) Jack Smith supersedes Trump, adding insurrection (which no longer would pose double jeopardy risk).
3) After a June trial on all that, SCOTUS upholds CO.
1) DC Circuit lifts stay and denies immunity, INCLUDING any claim of double jeopardy.
2) Jack Smith supersedes Trump, adding insurrection (which no longer would pose double jeopardy risk).
3) After a June trial on all that, SCOTUS upholds CO.
December 23, 2023 at 4:59 PM
I said this on Xitter, but just way to deal w/Trump is:
1) DC Circuit lifts stay and denies immunity, INCLUDING any claim of double jeopardy.
2) Jack Smith supersedes Trump, adding insurrection (which no longer would pose double jeopardy risk).
3) After a June trial on all that, SCOTUS upholds CO.
1) DC Circuit lifts stay and denies immunity, INCLUDING any claim of double jeopardy.
2) Jack Smith supersedes Trump, adding insurrection (which no longer would pose double jeopardy risk).
3) After a June trial on all that, SCOTUS upholds CO.
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a story in 4 parts 😌
December 22, 2023 at 7:46 PM
a story in 4 parts 😌
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PARSON BROWN WAS A SHAM. YOU WERE MARRIED BY A SNOWMAN. YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T LEGAL. YOUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS.
December 2, 2023 at 12:14 PM
PARSON BROWN WAS A SHAM. YOU WERE MARRIED BY A SNOWMAN. YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T LEGAL. YOUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS.
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NEWS: SCOTUS will not immediately hear the case over Trump’s immunity claim in connection with the Jan. 6-related federal charges he faces in DC. The DC Circuit, however, has already expedited the appeal to be heard there in early January.
December 22, 2023 at 7:32 PM
NEWS: SCOTUS will not immediately hear the case over Trump’s immunity claim in connection with the Jan. 6-related federal charges he faces in DC. The DC Circuit, however, has already expedited the appeal to be heard there in early January.
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I will pay to subscribe, for one year at least, to any pro writer I follow here or who leaves substack for a site that bans Nazis. I hope other readers will do likewise.
December 21, 2023 at 6:59 PM
I will pay to subscribe, for one year at least, to any pro writer I follow here or who leaves substack for a site that bans Nazis. I hope other readers will do likewise.
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I’m calling BS on a narrative that’s become widespread: The idea that liberals hope the 14th amendment is the “magical cure-all” that finishes Trump once and for all.
This NYT piece leads with this claim. 1/
www.nytimes.com/2023/12/21/u...
This NYT piece leads with this claim. 1/
www.nytimes.com/2023/12/21/u...
December 21, 2023 at 4:42 PM
I’m calling BS on a narrative that’s become widespread: The idea that liberals hope the 14th amendment is the “magical cure-all” that finishes Trump once and for all.
This NYT piece leads with this claim. 1/
www.nytimes.com/2023/12/21/u...
This NYT piece leads with this claim. 1/
www.nytimes.com/2023/12/21/u...