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fauxplants.bsky.social
ꜰᴀᴜx
@fauxplants.bsky.social
evil cringefluencer 🌱🫟

i eat crayons and shit out art

⚠️18+⚠️ (nsfw sometimes)
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I'm still in the mentality where I'm just a little guy on the internet with maybe 20 followers so getting even like 5 likes on my art feels really good. I hope that doesn't ever fade
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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it didn't even take a month to go from people losing their jobs over Kirk memes to nobody caring at all lmfao
The posthumous lolcowification or whatever of Charlie Kirk was unironically my favorite part of 2025
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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bedtimes are sleepmedicalist, sleep cycles are a concept made up by sleepscum to justify calling themselves true sleepers
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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i used to draw a lot when i was in high school. stopped shortly before entering uni cuz i thought i wasn't "good enough" for it.

turns out, you just need to be stubborn enough to power through all sorts of frustrations. this is where i'm at a year after picking up that pencil again.
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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The fact that anyone, anywhere, ever, that gives a fuck about diamonds/rubies/etc. actually CARES whether or not their stone is natural or lab grown is the ultimate testament to human irrationality.
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I dunno anymore, man. I guess everyone is fucking suspect now until they aren't.

we have to press studios to expressly label their shit as non-AI, like, I don't know what other choice we have, because it isn't the norm anymore
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,

it is right.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,

it is a strength.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,

it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Imagine the power of intellectual-influencer partnerships, where you could have your writings performed by someone who likes talking into a ring light for an hour
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Shopping small is meaningful!
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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♥️
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Kinda seems like the tendency of capitalism over time is to turn every machine into an orphan-crushing machine.
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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An easy way to explain luddites:

Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.

And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.

That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM