ꜰᴀᴜx
fauxplants.bsky.social
ꜰᴀᴜx
@fauxplants.bsky.social
evil cringefluencer 🌱🫟

i eat crayons and shit out art

⚠️18+⚠️ (nsfw sometimes)
privately owned news corporations do not care abt reporting the facts, instead cashing in on certain demographics to doctor the facts to their liking. to keep them tuned in watching ads. doesn't murdoch own both conservative and liberal outlets??
January 24, 2026 at 7:56 PM
we don't have one for reagan yet so idk. but maybe this time....
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
and they fucking won't by their own accord.
January 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
other countries are much further along with that than we are. we sure have a lot of catching up to do. the individualist lie has harmed us for generations.
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
war always brings people together out of necessity. it is often why we fantasize about it here in america. in an individualist society, it is the only acceptable time to implement socialist practices without being labeled as a commie. see wwii carpools, victory gardens, etc.
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 AM
you're right, and for the most part i did. i've basically halted all spending besides absolute basic necessities. for hobbies, i buy almost entirely 3rd party in person so corpos don't see a dime.
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Reposted by ꜰᴀᴜx
conclusion:
if fascists rule, the normie will instantly fall in line because the law will be fascist law and as such fascist thought will now be the new norm since the normie will be too much of a coward to ever risk imprisonment opposing the law
January 21, 2026 at 12:20 AM
totally agree! besides, we already have trickle up economics. literally how the economy works lol. companies whine and cry when consumer spending is down because we are actually the ones giving them power. i bet most amazon workers go home and spend like 20% of their wages on amazon for stuff lmao.
January 15, 2026 at 8:12 AM
lol $3M is like $3 to these people. that's at least 2-3x more money than the average person will ever see in their whole lifetime
January 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
top 15 people get $1 trillion richer while the other 340 million people get $1 trillion poorer. i'd say that's a fair trade. the wealth will trickle down any day now....
January 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
my personal RIPCON 1 would be logan paul

how is he literally not cancelled yet like
January 14, 2026 at 9:45 AM
sweet. every worker deserves a union.
January 14, 2026 at 8:04 AM
"free speech" country btw
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
if he has one...
January 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
B Corp is a for profit company that just puts their stamp on whoever pays them to meet some ESG requirements that actually mean nothing. all greenwashing. fucking NESPRESSO is a B Corp. need i say more?

Dr. Bronners, former #1 ranked B Corp's statement on them: info.drbronner.com/all-one-blog...
Dr. Bronner’s Statement on Dropping B Corp Certification - Dr. Bronner's
We have not seen adequate, transparent, and timely action from B Lab to update the standards or certification process to address our concerns. Now, our only recourse is to drop our certification. We h...
info.drbronner.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
you make the worst eeveelution look like the very best 👏🏼
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 AM
peak flareon. probs my second least fav eeveelution tho i wish they made it more lava lamp-y like this instead of just A Dog.

designed during the 90s too! c'mon live it up a little nintendo!!
January 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
not what i meant. i meant that this statement, compared to their actions (allowing AI books and tools, no alt text FROM A LIBRARY SERVICE?!) shows that they don't care abt their patrons and only care for profit.

their statement is virtue signaling. just lip service. actions speak louder than words.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
all virtue signaling from a company that is for profit in the end.

most people don't know this, but libby charges libraries INSANE fees. platform fees (i think yearly and also per-checkout) PLUS licenses for single books can be $100+ PER BOOK. since it's our tax dollars they don't care how much....
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 AM
optimistic take but i give it between independence day and midterm results
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
B Corp doesn't mean anything. they are also pro ai.

usca.bcorporation.net/zbtcz3z25zbc...

Look at the "ethical" AI Policy example.

TLDR: "we know exactly how ai is bad but we will use it anyway bc it makes us hella money. don't worry though, we will feel really bad and guilty while we do it!"
How B Corps Navigate Next-Gen Business Decisions
B Corps use inclusion, resilience, and transparency to help guide their business practices and products — and shape a better future for people and the planet.
usca.bcorporation.net
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 AM