HK
@fatdogformidterms.bsky.social
Teacher, theater nerd, fan of Jesus (but the kind who tries not to be the worst person you know), podcaster, deliberately not a mother, neurodivergent, writer, disabled, and random other stuff
I've been slowly uploading my backlog of movie reviews to social media individually, but if you'd rather see one 20-minute video of 25 movie reviews from awhile back... here you go!
youtu.be/wBBWZ3XfLnQ
youtu.be/wBBWZ3XfLnQ
Infinity Pool (2023) and 24 Other Film Reviews
YouTube video by PurpleCow17
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July 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I've been slowly uploading my backlog of movie reviews to social media individually, but if you'd rather see one 20-minute video of 25 movie reviews from awhile back... here you go!
youtu.be/wBBWZ3XfLnQ
youtu.be/wBBWZ3XfLnQ
I'm hosting a virtual book club-style play reading of The Importance of Being Earnest this Saturday April 12th! Come read a part or just listen in.
Friends & fam can message me for the freebie registration link. But share this pic with anyone you think might be interested!
tinyurl.com/vprearnest
Friends & fam can message me for the freebie registration link. But share this pic with anyone you think might be interested!
tinyurl.com/vprearnest
April 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm hosting a virtual book club-style play reading of The Importance of Being Earnest this Saturday April 12th! Come read a part or just listen in.
Friends & fam can message me for the freebie registration link. But share this pic with anyone you think might be interested!
tinyurl.com/vprearnest
Friends & fam can message me for the freebie registration link. But share this pic with anyone you think might be interested!
tinyurl.com/vprearnest
So the therapist my healthcare provider assigned me short term was sometimes helpful, but I'm OK that we're done because this was how our final session began today:
Me: It's spring break, so I'm relaxing, playing board games, hanging out with my husband, watching movies. And catching up on work.
Me: It's spring break, so I'm relaxing, playing board games, hanging out with my husband, watching movies. And catching up on work.
April 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So the therapist my healthcare provider assigned me short term was sometimes helpful, but I'm OK that we're done because this was how our final session began today:
Me: It's spring break, so I'm relaxing, playing board games, hanging out with my husband, watching movies. And catching up on work.
Me: It's spring break, so I'm relaxing, playing board games, hanging out with my husband, watching movies. And catching up on work.
Every play has That One Prop You're Never Going To Use Again. This year, it's this one 😂 Probably just going to hang it in my classroom at the start of next year.
March 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Every play has That One Prop You're Never Going To Use Again. This year, it's this one 😂 Probably just going to hang it in my classroom at the start of next year.
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The autistic urge to end every explanatory statement with “does that make sense?” - because you fear you’ll be misunderstood for the 10000th time.
March 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The autistic urge to end every explanatory statement with “does that make sense?” - because you fear you’ll be misunderstood for the 10000th time.
I was looking up whether Mandy Patinkin was in Six Feet Under, and Google's AI overview said:
"Mandy Patinkin, known for his roles in shows like "The Good Fight" and "Hulu's Death and Other Details," is not known for appearing in "Six Feet Under" or any other TV series about death."
"Mandy Patinkin, known for his roles in shows like "The Good Fight" and "Hulu's Death and Other Details," is not known for appearing in "Six Feet Under" or any other TV series about death."
March 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I was looking up whether Mandy Patinkin was in Six Feet Under, and Google's AI overview said:
"Mandy Patinkin, known for his roles in shows like "The Good Fight" and "Hulu's Death and Other Details," is not known for appearing in "Six Feet Under" or any other TV series about death."
"Mandy Patinkin, known for his roles in shows like "The Good Fight" and "Hulu's Death and Other Details," is not known for appearing in "Six Feet Under" or any other TV series about death."
Me: I have a lot to do. I'm stressed about that.
Therapist: Make a schedule with dates and times.
Me: Oh, that has historically been very unsuccessful for me.
Therapist: I bet you haven't given it a fair try. Just do it.
Me: Okay.
(One week later)
Therapist: Make a schedule with dates and times.
Me: Oh, that has historically been very unsuccessful for me.
Therapist: I bet you haven't given it a fair try. Just do it.
Me: Okay.
(One week later)
March 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Me: I have a lot to do. I'm stressed about that.
Therapist: Make a schedule with dates and times.
Me: Oh, that has historically been very unsuccessful for me.
Therapist: I bet you haven't given it a fair try. Just do it.
Me: Okay.
(One week later)
Therapist: Make a schedule with dates and times.
Me: Oh, that has historically been very unsuccessful for me.
Therapist: I bet you haven't given it a fair try. Just do it.
Me: Okay.
(One week later)
I'm legitimately making an "annoying middle school meme catch phrase" bingo card for myself to keep my sanity in my 4th period class. 😅
March 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'm legitimately making an "annoying middle school meme catch phrase" bingo card for myself to keep my sanity in my 4th period class. 😅
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WAITER: may i take your order
MARY: i’ll have the lamb
WAITER: what size
MARY: little
WAITER: would you like it to go
MARY: sure, to go
MARY: i’ll have the lamb
WAITER: what size
MARY: little
WAITER: would you like it to go
MARY: sure, to go
March 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
WAITER: may i take your order
MARY: i’ll have the lamb
WAITER: what size
MARY: little
WAITER: would you like it to go
MARY: sure, to go
MARY: i’ll have the lamb
WAITER: what size
MARY: little
WAITER: would you like it to go
MARY: sure, to go
Silly idea: A high fantasy novel that follows every trope, but all the mythical creatures have the wrong names. Dragons are goblins. Orcs are elves. Trolls are faefolk. And this is never addressed, just casually say things like, "The goblin flapped its reptilian wings," and watch people work it out.
March 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Silly idea: A high fantasy novel that follows every trope, but all the mythical creatures have the wrong names. Dragons are goblins. Orcs are elves. Trolls are faefolk. And this is never addressed, just casually say things like, "The goblin flapped its reptilian wings," and watch people work it out.
I have a dilemma. I need to go take a shower before I'm too tired, but my husband is watching The Music Man, so I keep saying, "Well... I really love this song, so I'll go once that's done," so now like 45 minutes have gone by and I'm still watching here because every song is too good.
March 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I have a dilemma. I need to go take a shower before I'm too tired, but my husband is watching The Music Man, so I keep saying, "Well... I really love this song, so I'll go once that's done," so now like 45 minutes have gone by and I'm still watching here because every song is too good.
My improv kids this week made my new favorite restaurant slogan: "Here, the tacos aren't snakes." Way to subtly cast suspicion on competition without getting sued for slander.
(Ofc, later in the scene, the taco WAS a snake and bit the customer, so they might not avoid lawsuits altogether.)
(Ofc, later in the scene, the taco WAS a snake and bit the customer, so they might not avoid lawsuits altogether.)
February 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My improv kids this week made my new favorite restaurant slogan: "Here, the tacos aren't snakes." Way to subtly cast suspicion on competition without getting sued for slander.
(Ofc, later in the scene, the taco WAS a snake and bit the customer, so they might not avoid lawsuits altogether.)
(Ofc, later in the scene, the taco WAS a snake and bit the customer, so they might not avoid lawsuits altogether.)
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ok, TL cleanse: Peggy found a very good stick at the park and carried it all the way home
February 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ok, TL cleanse: Peggy found a very good stick at the park and carried it all the way home
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I'm just a wolf who's
intentions are good
oh lord please don't let me
eat Red Riding Hood
intentions are good
oh lord please don't let me
eat Red Riding Hood
February 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm just a wolf who's
intentions are good
oh lord please don't let me
eat Red Riding Hood
intentions are good
oh lord please don't let me
eat Red Riding Hood
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FAFO in response to people losing basic rights is not how you build a coalition. I reserve FAFO for the agents of chaos and enemies of progress specifically now. Everyone else, welcome to the resistance.
Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit
February 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
FAFO in response to people losing basic rights is not how you build a coalition. I reserve FAFO for the agents of chaos and enemies of progress specifically now. Everyone else, welcome to the resistance.
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Under the circumstances I hereby formally ask Fleetwood Mac if we can please stop thinking about tomorrow.
January 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Under the circumstances I hereby formally ask Fleetwood Mac if we can please stop thinking about tomorrow.
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🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS sweeping nationwide injunction against Trump DEI executive orders finding that they violate First and Fifth Amendments to the Constitution. A huge victory for @democracyforward.org and its clients. A stinging loss for Trump.
Visit www.democracydocket.com for details.
Visit www.democracydocket.com for details.
February 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS sweeping nationwide injunction against Trump DEI executive orders finding that they violate First and Fifth Amendments to the Constitution. A huge victory for @democracyforward.org and its clients. A stinging loss for Trump.
Visit www.democracydocket.com for details.
Visit www.democracydocket.com for details.
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For all the USPS's faults, Americans have to realize: It's one of the best postal services in the world, even after being kneecapped by DeJoy. Fight for our postal service, guys. I know I will. It is an essential public good.
February 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
For all the USPS's faults, Americans have to realize: It's one of the best postal services in the world, even after being kneecapped by DeJoy. Fight for our postal service, guys. I know I will. It is an essential public good.
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they've already reversed policy on this one under pressure - www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
U.S. reverses plan to shut down free covid test program
The government had been preparing to shut down the program that ships free coronavirus tests to American households and was considering destroying 160 million tests.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
they've already reversed policy on this one under pressure - www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
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Washington Post is reporting that the US Gov't program to send free COVID tests to households will be shut down tonight, and the remaining tests destroyed. If you haven't already ordered yours in the latest batch (autumn 2024's) it's super quick & easy, price $0.00
covidtests.gov
covidtests.gov
ASPR COVID-19 Testing
NAVIGATION
covidtests.gov
February 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Washington Post is reporting that the US Gov't program to send free COVID tests to households will be shut down tonight, and the remaining tests destroyed. If you haven't already ordered yours in the latest batch (autumn 2024's) it's super quick & easy, price $0.00
covidtests.gov
covidtests.gov
Musical theater friends. Name a show below. One per comment. I'll tell you my favorite song from it. Share your favorites in comments too!
February 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Musical theater friends. Name a show below. One per comment. I'll tell you my favorite song from it. Share your favorites in comments too!
I'm hosting a virtual book club-style play reading of A Doll's House this Saturday! Come read a part or just listen in.
Friends & fam can message me for the freebie registration link. But share this pic with anyone you think might be interested!
tinyurl.com/vprdollshouse
Friends & fam can message me for the freebie registration link. But share this pic with anyone you think might be interested!
tinyurl.com/vprdollshouse
February 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm hosting a virtual book club-style play reading of A Doll's House this Saturday! Come read a part or just listen in.
Friends & fam can message me for the freebie registration link. But share this pic with anyone you think might be interested!
tinyurl.com/vprdollshouse
Friends & fam can message me for the freebie registration link. But share this pic with anyone you think might be interested!
tinyurl.com/vprdollshouse
Flow is on Max, and it is incredible. Go watch it.
February 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Flow is on Max, and it is incredible. Go watch it.
It's DEEPLY irritating to be getting sick right before a week long vacation. Like, come on, body, wait two days so it doesn't look like I'm trying to get a head start on Caribbean cruise travel or something 😂
February 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It's DEEPLY irritating to be getting sick right before a week long vacation. Like, come on, body, wait two days so it doesn't look like I'm trying to get a head start on Caribbean cruise travel or something 😂