Farty Pants
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Farty Pants
@fartypants.bsky.social
fix your farts or die
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LLMs are more fairy-tale than technology. Eating all the words in the world, and yet it’s not enough to stave its hunger or give it true knowledge of the real world. Never to become a real boy, no matter how many libraries its fathers steal. Speaking to it drives men mad, and its gifts…
August 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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I really fucking resent having to become a functional adult in a world where hallucinations overwhelmingly count more than reality in law, the economy, and media
August 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Nietzsche abhors a vacuum

www.worldofmoose.com/products/nie...
August 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men

“Yes! I'm me! I am careful and logical and I look up things I don't understand! When I hear people use the wrong words, I get edgy! I am good with cheese. I read books fast! I think! And I always have a piece of string! That's the kind of person I am!”
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff

“It is a strange thing to find yourself doing something you have apparently always wanted to do, when in fact up until that moment you had never known that you had always wanted to do it, or even what it was"
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight

“He was hanged, and then much later they put up a statue to him, which tells you more about people than you might wish to know.”
July 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I SAID YOU SMELL LIKE FISH
"Are you going to take off those headphones so we can discuss this like mature adults, Harry? Or, are you just going to sit there like a petulant child?”
July 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
audio on
Doctors don't tell you this, but the C in CPAP stands for capybara
July 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 30,1958
*Note:Sputnik 1, launched by the Soviet Union on October 4, 1957, was the first artificial satellite to orbit Earth
July 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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June 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Pulling up the forget-me-nots that what's-her-name planted.
June 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
putting up the Brak signal @amerrill2.bsky.social
* BRAK VOICE *
June 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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You can cry.
It doesn’t make you weak.
It just means you are hydrated.
If Charles Bukowski Wrote a Children’s Book About Emotional Regulation
Sometimes you feel like a fist. Other times, you feel like the ashtray after a party no one invited you to. Both are fine. Just don’t throw the fis...
buff.ly
June 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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i remember this exists like once every year. one of the best vids on line, too me
Carl Carmoni BIRDIE
YouTube video by inomrac
youtu.be
March 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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[They stab Caesar.]
March 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
March 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
what's your sign?
February 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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much to think about
February 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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There are bad people in the world… they should know… you should tell them
February 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I found a VHS tape at the junk store, labeled just “A Surprise!”. Since I’d recently set up my VCR and old 80s TV, I thought I should check it out.

Just… just watch.

(an old twitter post from 2018: chopped a little to fit in Bluesky video limits)
January 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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I don't know how many of y'all are watching the migration of American TikTokers to RedNote, but it's the most fascinating thing I've EVER SEEN HAPPEN ONLINE.

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January 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Moonrise at sunset this evening over the river and the mountains
December 14, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Look, I try not to get preachy about sustainability on here, but try to be careful
November 23, 2024 at 1:50 PM