Farty Pants
fartypants.bsky.social
Farty Pants
@fartypants.bsky.social
fix your farts or die
It's called Romance, popular classical guitar repertoire: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romance...
Romance (guitar piece) - Wikipedia
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December 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.
December 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
here for a gourd time, not a long time
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
very cool
September 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
only if you're cool
September 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Gash
August 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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LLMs are more fairy-tale than technology. Eating all the words in the world, and yet it’s not enough to stave its hunger or give it true knowledge of the real world. Never to become a real boy, no matter how many libraries its fathers steal. Speaking to it drives men mad, and its gifts…
August 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
That lustrous sheen! That regal bearing!
August 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I do tilt my windmill!
August 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
like a vulcan mullet
August 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
monk poop?
August 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I really fucking resent having to become a functional adult in a world where hallucinations overwhelmingly count more than reality in law, the economy, and media
August 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
this is really uncommonly great
August 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
you can still have that sinking feeling... or sink to new lows
July 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
pee pee is kiki poo poo is bouba
July 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nietzsche says the poets lie too much... still no excuse, you shouldn't let them
July 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
you had me at Ass
July 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
that’s just distinguished, thats all it is. You got a distinguished beard.
July 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
less critique more comique
July 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM