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boner.ink
homer loves marge so much that's so beurtiful
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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mikkihel.bsky.social
This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A guy looks in on a lady who's crying and says, "Hey, is everything okay?" She replies, "It's just... the Bone Farmer... he died." Panel 2: He: "He was that thing that would break into people's homes and steal their skeletons while they slept, right?" She: "So sad." Panel 3: They are looking at a picture of what I would describe as an interdimensional monster with way too many eyes and teeth. And a bowtie. She: "I mean obviously: IDEOLOGICALLY I didn't agree with him. With regards to skeleton ownership. But his smart li'l bowtie!" He: "You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he BELIEVED IN!" Panel 4: A man in a gigantic glass jar whose body appears to be pretty much just a shapeless lump resting on the bottom of it, obviously missing a skeleton: "Gonna have to disagree with you folks here." The first guy: "Too SOON, Geoff!"
September 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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jesawyer.bsky.social
good afternoon
youtube thumbnail showing a middle aged guy shooting a pistol at something off screen. an arrow is pointing at him that says don't do this. an overlay of a guy is in the lower right corner. his fingers are at his temples as he's speaking and there's a red arrow pointing at him saying lawyer.
August 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
my greatgrandnephew CyberJaxxon called me an e-bigot for refusing to submit retinal scans to OpenGPT 9 and vowed to rugpull my family's stablecoin. as a master of the old ways i went digging in his front yard without calling 811, severing his mandatory fiber optic cable. he was swiftly arrested
July 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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nickturse.bsky.social
U.S. Nonprofits Funnel Millions to Israeli Army Volunteers

Must-read reporting by @akelalacy.bsky.social and Georgia Gee

theintercept.com/2025/07/19/l...
U.S. Nonprofits Funnel Millions to Israeli Army Volunteers
Lone soldier programs recruit American teens to provide reinforcements to the Israeli military during its ongoing genocide in Gaza.
theintercept.com
July 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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daltondeschain.com
back in my day we were “non-consensually involved in kink” every damn day. it was called goatse.cx and we responded by sending it to every single friend we had on AIM
June 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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bicicleteiros.bsky.social
Los Angeles, 2025
📸 afpphoto
June 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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zackdavisson.com
Cory Booker is reciting the Jariba family line before the Drac council, fulfilling his promise to Jerry.
theroguerebels.com The Rogue Rebels @theroguerebels.com · Apr 1
Cory Booker is explaining Chiss naming conventions including political and military honorifics.
zackdavisson.com Zack Davisson @zackdavisson.com · Apr 1
Cory Booker cracked The Silmarillion has has just reached the Year of the Lamps.
April 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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brocklee.me
This or nothing at all! bsky.app/profile/maks...
maks23.bsky.social MAKS 25 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · Mar 4
🇷🇸 Clashes have broken out in the Serbian parliament: right in the meeting hall, deputies are throwing smoke bombs, "firecrackers".
March 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
fappo.bsky.social
the air force is about to find out why we don'tt have health care
bnonews.com BNO News @bnonews.com · Jan 29
JUST IN: F-35 fighter jet crashes at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska. The pilot survived
January 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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bnonews.com
JUST IN: F-35 fighter jet crashes at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska. The pilot survived
January 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
fappo.bsky.social
This is the happiest day of my life. It just goes to show you, if you put in the work (replying "David Cum" whenever david frum tweets something stupid), you can come out on top.
January 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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omnirabbit.bsky.social
in the supered market. straight up "gronking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say.
My guac
A display of avocados sponsored by Avocados From Mexico with the tagline "Gronk your guac and save!"
January 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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ceej.online
lol he's not wearing a "Blood Army Uniform." 🙄 that style of overcoat is called a "Murder Duster" and was only used by a few units for a couple of months during the very beginning of the Slaughter Crusades. but I guess you people will never let history get in the way of a good controversy, will you
October 28, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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ruleo.bsky.social
OH, YE GODS! I STILL HAVE MY MURDER WEAPON AND FAKE ID! BUT WHAT IF...
December 10, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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theleeek.bsky.social
🚨BREAKING: North Korea Accused of Hiding It's Homeless People from Tourists by Forcing Them to Live Inside Homes
November 28, 2024 at 1:36 PM
fappo.bsky.social
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,677,692!
HOW TO GET MONEY?
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #2,677,692, fappo.bsky.social ‪@fappo.bsky.social‬, joined on Dec 22, 2023"
September 27, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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mcmillen.dev
lmao Google's AI is eating itself already -- telling you how much glue to put on pizza, citing a @katienotopoulos.bsky.social Business Insider article about Google's AI telling people to put glue on pizza
Google search query: [how much glue to add to pizza] with an AI Overview saying you should add 1/8 cup of glue, citing a Business Insider article *about* Google AI overviews telling people to put glue on pizza.
June 11, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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trickyc66.bsky.social
wonder if he ever saw this
protester in pigtails holds up a sign that says do the right thing barron kiw your father and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower
June 9, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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apod.shinyakato.dev
A Full Plankton Moon - ©
Petr Horálek /
Institute of Physics in Opava

- Photo
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- About Astronomy Picture Of the Day

#astrophotos

Maintained by @shinyakato.dev

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What glows in the night? This night featured a combination of usual and unusual glows. Perhaps the most usual glow was from the Moon, a potentially familiar object. The full Moon's nearly vertical descent results from the observer being near Earth's equator. As the Moon sets, air and aerosols in Earth's atmosphere preferentially scatter out blue light, making the Sun-reflecting satellite appear reddish when near the horizon. Perhaps the most unusual glow was from the bioluminescent plankton, likely less familiar objects. These microscopic creatures glow blue, it is thought, primarily to surprise and deter predators. In this case, the glow was caused primarily by plankton-containing waves crashing onto the beach. The image was taken on Soneva Fushi Island, Maldives just over one year ago. Your Sky Surprise: What picture did APOD feature on your birthday? (post 1995)
March 11, 2024 at 8:06 AM