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Tankies aren't real, honey. they're a scary story your parents told you to make you clean your room. Are the tankies in the room with us right now?
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Tankies aren't real, honey. they're a scary story your parents told you to make you clean your room. Are the tankies in the room with us right now?
*sees an american president doing american things very americanly* 'WHAT ARE WE A BUNCH OF COMMIES???'
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
*sees an american president doing american things very americanly* 'WHAT ARE WE A BUNCH OF COMMIES???'
this rules; it might literally be easier to vacation in North Korea now. america rules lmao
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
this rules; it might literally be easier to vacation in North Korea now. america rules lmao
Meatball says 'AAAAAAAAAA', i dont think it will hold up in court
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Meatball says 'AAAAAAAAAA', i dont think it will hold up in court
there is something deeply wrong with me, here have a free picture of a criminal i apprehended
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
there is something deeply wrong with me, here have a free picture of a criminal i apprehended
can you imagine being the type of person who gets seduced by a man with hot dog skin who talks like he gave his lawnmower a blowjob? i WISH my career was unserious enough that it was an option to do shit that crazy
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
can you imagine being the type of person who gets seduced by a man with hot dog skin who talks like he gave his lawnmower a blowjob? i WISH my career was unserious enough that it was an option to do shit that crazy
holy shit i never considered that i shouldnt eat those anymore... what a risky game i've played. thank you for the warning. can you imagine getting your ass ate by a guy with hot dog skin who sounds like he gave his lawnmower a blowjob?
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
holy shit i never considered that i shouldnt eat those anymore... what a risky game i've played. thank you for the warning. can you imagine getting your ass ate by a guy with hot dog skin who sounds like he gave his lawnmower a blowjob?
half of mike lindell's life story is 'i'm really good at counting cards so i went to vegas to make my fortune. then i lost all my money and smoked crack for a week'
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
half of mike lindell's life story is 'i'm really good at counting cards so i went to vegas to make my fortune. then i lost all my money and smoked crack for a week'
good, that made my day; it's usually a historical podcast but i think the main host thought it would be funny to treat mike lindell's autobiography as a historical document to prove a point. it rules. mike lindell loves crack so much
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
good, that made my day; it's usually a historical podcast but i think the main host thought it would be funny to treat mike lindell's autobiography as a historical document to prove a point. it rules. mike lindell loves crack so much
I really recommend the recent two-part episode of the podcast The Dollop about him. They go through his insane autobiography and he lies about the weirdest stuff. every page is like 'i hit rock bottom, but then god gave me a sign that turned my life around. then i spent a week smoking crack again'
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I really recommend the recent two-part episode of the podcast The Dollop about him. They go through his insane autobiography and he lies about the weirdest stuff. every page is like 'i hit rock bottom, but then god gave me a sign that turned my life around. then i spent a week smoking crack again'
no i think he's just smoking crack again. which is honestly the best thing for him.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
no i think he's just smoking crack again. which is honestly the best thing for him.
George Washington
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
George Washington
Russia's economy isn't even as big as california's and you think the guy in charge of their country has any meaningful influence over our country? get your head out of the sand and focus on the real enemies, dipshit.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Russia's economy isn't even as big as california's and you think the guy in charge of their country has any meaningful influence over our country? get your head out of the sand and focus on the real enemies, dipshit.
my man, we INVENTED nazis! 'Lebensraum' is just german for 'manifest destiny'
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
my man, we INVENTED nazis! 'Lebensraum' is just german for 'manifest destiny'
you have to be incredibly intelligent to understand this sort of humor. it's a lot like rick and morty.
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
you have to be incredibly intelligent to understand this sort of humor. it's a lot like rick and morty.
mao wasn't a soviet lmao
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
mao wasn't a soviet lmao
have you ever heard of a guy named Philip Luty?
October 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
have you ever heard of a guy named Philip Luty?
Right? Shouldn't that stuff be run by some sort of government agency? I want that stuff being run by a boring middle-aged bureaucrat who's just running out the clock until his pension. Not some rich guy who sees it as 'an investment'.
October 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Right? Shouldn't that stuff be run by some sort of government agency? I want that stuff being run by a boring middle-aged bureaucrat who's just running out the clock until his pension. Not some rich guy who sees it as 'an investment'.
no i think he meant the one that rhymes with tigger
September 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
no i think he meant the one that rhymes with tigger
they even made 'a t-rex gets loose in the suburbs' boring! how do you manage that????
September 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
they even made 'a t-rex gets loose in the suburbs' boring! how do you manage that????
do you just sit around all day imagining a type of person, forgetting that you only imagined it, then getting extremely mad about it? that must be exhausting.
September 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
do you just sit around all day imagining a type of person, forgetting that you only imagined it, then getting extremely mad about it? that must be exhausting.
the federal reserve prints it
September 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the federal reserve prints it