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Then: Co-Founder Togga | All right, we did not die today! I call that an unqualified success.
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As a constituent, I am asking that @governorwalz.mn.gov and @keithellison.bsky.social arrest these men and prosecute them before they kidnap someone and intentionally freeze them to death
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.

Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.

Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hai Hai has been on my list of restaurants that i need to eat at for a while and just rose to “will travel to here just to eat there” status. 🙌
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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When you summon the strength to let the bad post go by without responding
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Constant surveillance and in return you don’t have to communicate with your family.
Amazon’s new Alexa aims to detangle household chaos, like who fed the dog and the name of that restaurant everyone wanted to try | Fortune
This is a “classic fight in my house,” said Panos Panay, SVP of devices and services at Amazon.
fortune.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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We asked activists from authoritarian regimes what they wish they’d known sooner. Here’s what they said www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
We asked activists from authoritarian regimes what they wish they’d known sooner. Here’s what they said
Activists from Hungary, El Salvador and Turkey offer advice to the US about what they’ve learned about authoritarians
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
right now. fire him right now. while we still have a chance at 3pts
fire Slot before the final whistle
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
fire Slot before the final whistle
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i am very much enjoying this “anyone can get got” edition of the #EPL
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i will never stop loving emi buendia
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
EMIIIIIIIIIIII
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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subscribe to the handbasket, a one-person operation that produced both of these stories in one day.

www.thehandbasket.co/subscribe
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I was right he did need a top hat.
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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I'm doing something revolutionary. Something no one has done before: A NEWSLETTER! Yes, I'm throwing a party and I'd love for you to come.
A Big Bold Beautiful Newsletter Journey
Welcome to Premiere Party, by Richard Lawson.
www.premiereparty.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Harvard Law School’s Jack Goldsmith:

“In short, if the Post’s facts are correct, it appears that Special Operations Forces committed murder when the ‘two men were blown apart in the water, as the Post put it.’”

open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Using Alexandre Desplat’s “Fantastic Mr. Fox” score for a google Gemini ad is such obvious rage bait that I feel like a sucker being this mad about it but also fuck these people.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i am here for increasingly French monthly heist stories
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
it’s that kind of Thanksgiving 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Billy Bob Thornton selling TMobile:

“can of whoop-up”

“where am I”

“prison lasagnas”
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
David Montgomery laying out LBs >>>>
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Penei is superhuman but it’s still absurd to ask him to block 1.5 players on every snap
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM