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Feline Suffrage Enthusiast
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What's up, everybody, I think CATS should VOTE!
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Need to find me some sworn brothers and a peach garden.
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Call this presidency an empty carton because they do not have the juice.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Starting a new post series I'm going to call "The Portland Reddit Louvre of Shame"
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Who up ReFaning their tazio rn
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Brendel's moving in on your turf.
Somewhere someone is beginning to type a column called “Newsom/Taylor Greene 2028? Why this odd pairing might be exactly what America needs”
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Thank goodness the Democrats are well known for their courage and daring to make big sweeping changes like this, otherwise I'd be really worried about the next few years!
the Democratic Party should have 2 major goals for the next time it holds power: (1) completely rebuild the destroyed federal government capacity, and (2) crush the GOP, which enabled so much corruption and immiseration. destroy their funding, jail their leaders, make it so a new party has to emerge
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Will Marge finally figure it out? Will one of the higher profile members of the cult actually break through the conditioning? Tune in next week to find out!
No one should have to face such threats.

It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I kinda love the emphasis that nations "need democracy" when you look at the oligarchic hellscapes that capitalist "democracy" has given us.
Its been buried. She was confronted in public by constituents on the issue and she ignored them. She is lukewarm at best on VZ. Citation in alt text
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
There should be age limits on all government offices. The olds can be advisors all they like, but once you hit the threshold, let's be gracious and say 70, it's time to step aside and let the younger ones who will actually have to live in the world you built make some choices.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Meritocracy" is a myth perpetuated by these dweebs to further jerk off in public. None of them rise to the top on merit, it's either handed to them or they please the right people.
at the very least this has demonstrated that the entire idea of a meritocracy is clown bullshit for dummies
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I think all of us are born into this world as not child abuser defenders, so you gotta reaaaalllyyy want it in order to become one
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Deep Thoughts With The Deep(ak Chopra)
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hey now, Christians have a long and proud tradition of protecting pedophiles from consequences.
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
He probably thinks this might finally be the bridge too far for his cult, and, I have some good news for him on that front!
One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If you are one of the people whose lives will be in the hands of tools built by these people you should be very concerned.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
God I can't wait to get Perez out of office.
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I still remember when liberals wanted to rehabilitate her because she had the "audacity" to say "Trump bad" for like aonth before going back to her regularly scheduled bigotry.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"Hahaha wouldn't that be funny if a bunch of people yelled at me? It's not a weird kink, guys, I'm totally unbothered over here. Anyway, here's my 8 billionth tweet specifically designed to get people yelling at me."
i'm glad that people's lives are so cheap to you tim
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Predator: Badlands, in addition to being an absolutely delightful action buddy comedy, understands one of the most important aspects of alien based adventure storytelling: everything is improved with the addition of an adorable goober.
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The Democrat party, 2025: "Just Go Limp"
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Man who has made the majority of his money being an unfunny misogynist has a lot to say about "working".
They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My favorite thing about #resist lib Twitter/Bsky is, if you say even the slightest thing against the Democrats, even something as simple as asking why they would vote to restore funding to a patently corrupt and evil government, you get a bunch of notifs saying accounts like this have blocked you.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Guess I spoke too soon. Schumer truly is the undisputed master of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM