fancifool.bsky.social
@fancifool.bsky.social
Gay, disabled, and a fan of Oxford Commas.
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Hiro Isono, Bai’s Forest, 1993
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm getting my final chemo. Now I get to experience three weeks of continuous anxiety waiting for my CT scan to see if it worked!
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm going on a date with a guy 12 years younger than me. I'm bringing a handful of Werther's Originals to share.

If this joke doesn't land, he wasn't for me anyway.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I finally paid off my car loan. Now I'm ready to conquer the earth.
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I've been teaching my dogs to use a dog door. The younger one understands it, but always approaches with too much speed. To counter act this she has developed a habit where she does a full 360 spin before going outside.

It's extremely cute and I don't want her to ever stop.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Trying to figure out how to date after 19 years in a relationship is a lot. How many "real dates" until we can just play video games together?
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Clearer video of the masked ICE agents swapping their plates. 📸 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjv2mUG4/
June 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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GET READY FOR...TITAN TAKEDOWN! ⚡💪🏔️

Premiering April 2nd on Dropout, the ultimate 4-episode THROWDOWN is happening on Dimension 20 with Game Master Brennan Lee Mulligan and WWE Superstars Xavier Woods, Bayley, Kofi Kingston, and Chelsea Green!
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Dimension 20 New Season Trailer
Premieres April 2nd, only on Dropout.Welcome to Dimension 20, Dropout.tv's anthology actualplay show! Enjoy watching every campaign, every behind-the-scenes,...
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February 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Oops 😬
February 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The annoying tendency of homes having the washer and dryer in the basement feels like the kind of thing you'd dive into only to find out it's all because one really weird religious guy had a specific hang-up about underwear... like when you first read about graham crackers.
January 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I got new boots and briefly thought they would butch me up a bit. Instead, the sudden influx of masculinity somehow looped fully back around and has managed to make me even gayer than before.

I was not prepared for this.
December 23, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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If you need some Atari tape playing music, I've got your back
Atari Tape Music
This is the fly jam that plays when tapes are loading on an Atari 400/800 system. Think of it like the Ocean Loader only with more than four channels. Actually, it's mono. Whatever. This particular re
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December 21, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
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December 13, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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the three genders
December 6, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Everyone in New York City that recognizes the CEO assassin.
December 5, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Blizzard Confirms Tracer Is Back in the Closet For Overwatch Classic
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Blizzard Confirms Tracer Is Back in the Closet For Overwatch Classic
IRVINE, Calif. — Following the announcement of Overwatch Classic, the limited time event in the 6v6 hero shooter Overwatch 2, Blizzard Entertainment announced that the…
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November 25, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Why do they always put the broken Pringles at the bottom of the can?

They should spread them out so it isn't as disappointing.
November 22, 2024 at 4:54 PM
It is incredibly unnerving to see a Bellsprout eat a salad (Pokemon Sleep). It feels wrong in a way I cannot describe.
November 20, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Everything sucks, but I grabbed bread to make a sandwich... and the slices looked like cute lil butts.
November 8, 2024 at 5:50 PM