Mike Maguire
faketownns.bsky.social
Mike Maguire
@faketownns.bsky.social
Blue Jays
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"So that's it? After 20 years, so long, good luck?"

"I don't recall saying good luck."
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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This has a whole lot of “OJ looking for the real killer” energy
he’s crashing out
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Oh, you like free agents, eh?! Well, have all the minor league free agents in the world!
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/play...
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media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Bo Bichette on his future:

“I’ve said I want to be here from the beginning.” #BlueJays
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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TIRED: pitchers plunking batters

WIRED: batters plunking pitchers
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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This cover came out 32 years ago today.
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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The #BlueJays are one win away from winning the World Series.

They’ve beat the Dodgers, 6-1, with an all-time performance from the rookie Trey Yesavage.

Game 6 is Friday night in Toronto, 8pm ET.
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone but the Toronto Blue Jays are one win away from winning the World Series?!?
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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NEVER IN DOUBT!!!! ONE MORE WIN HOLY FUCKKKKKKK
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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This is the most upset Blake Treinen has been about losing to a blue team since January 6
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I KNEW IT
Chris Bassitt on change in routines with the bullpen move: Can't have a rally beer anymore
October 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Masterpiece
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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This Ohtani-to-Vlad transition by the FOX crew meets the moment.
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Coffee is not enough this morning. I need that lemonade that kills you.
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Oh, you like baseball huh?
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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The most Tungsten Arm O’Doyle situation ever
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Blue Jays in the 6th:

walk
single
HBP
single
walk
single
forceout
grand slam
single
flyout
home run
flyout
Alejandro Kirk and Vladdy hug
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Blue Jays win Game 1 of the World Series.

Their first World Series win since 1993.
October 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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NEVER IN DOUBT!!! THREE MORE!!!!!!!!
October 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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MOST RUNS SCORED BY A TEAM IN ONE INNING IN A WORLD SERIES IN 57 YEARS!
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Addison Barger!!!

The first pinch-hit grand slam in World Series history
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM