Danner Wanner
@fakeamerica.bsky.social
Some of you were not raised by malignant narcissists, and it shows.
Dog appreciator | Recovering architect
Dog appreciator | Recovering architect
Halt And Catch Fire.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Halt And Catch Fire.
We need a public advertising campaign about proper TV viewing height. Im begging you, stop mounting your TV like you live in a shitty sports bar. Your neck will thank you.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
We need a public advertising campaign about proper TV viewing height. Im begging you, stop mounting your TV like you live in a shitty sports bar. Your neck will thank you.
Reposted by Danner Wanner
So many in media are ill-equipped to interview officials about what’s happening because they begin with the presumption of legitimacy and don’t know enough about history or U.S. foreign policy to foment intelligent pushback and hold officials accountable.
January 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
So many in media are ill-equipped to interview officials about what’s happening because they begin with the presumption of legitimacy and don’t know enough about history or U.S. foreign policy to foment intelligent pushback and hold officials accountable.
He’s so vein!
I’ll show myself out.
I’ll show myself out.
Trump phoned the WSJ when he learned they were doing a health story. Complained of the MRI coverage and says now he never had an MRI just a CT scan. Also says he takes a high daily dose of aspirin.
“I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart.”
“I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart.”
President Trump tells the Wall Street Journal that the large dose of aspirin he chooses to take daily has caused him to bruise easily. www.wsj.com/us-news/as-signs-...
January 1, 2026 at 1:48 PM
He’s so vein!
I’ll show myself out.
I’ll show myself out.
Lived around the corner from Gabrielle Byrne for a minute and one time I in a huge rush, I nearly ran right into him but did a super awkward spin/sidestep thing to avoid a collision and nearly fell down. Must’ve looked nuts so I just kept on running.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Lived around the corner from Gabrielle Byrne for a minute and one time I in a huge rush, I nearly ran right into him but did a super awkward spin/sidestep thing to avoid a collision and nearly fell down. Must’ve looked nuts so I just kept on running.
I have this recurring nightmare that the world makes contact with an extraterrestrial species while Trump is President and it does not go great.
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have this recurring nightmare that the world makes contact with an extraterrestrial species while Trump is President and it does not go great.
It's not news that Trump is an articulate buffoon, but my lord, I've met yams with more going on upstairs.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It's not news that Trump is an articulate buffoon, but my lord, I've met yams with more going on upstairs.
I personally think it's pretty bad that the President Of The United States has a limited grasp of our current reality. Seems bad, right? The lies are one thing, but isn't it like so much worse that he doesn't actually know the truth? Someone should look into that.
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I personally think it's pretty bad that the President Of The United States has a limited grasp of our current reality. Seems bad, right? The lies are one thing, but isn't it like so much worse that he doesn't actually know the truth? Someone should look into that.
Annoyed that @mta.info decided to close BOTH 4th Ave/Pacific entrances at the same time to install new fare gates at Atlantic/Barclays that requires using an entrance a few blocks away and going up/down multiple flights of stairs. The station is huge! Put up a sign with an arrow or something.
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Annoyed that @mta.info decided to close BOTH 4th Ave/Pacific entrances at the same time to install new fare gates at Atlantic/Barclays that requires using an entrance a few blocks away and going up/down multiple flights of stairs. The station is huge! Put up a sign with an arrow or something.
Who would’ve guessed that AI is more widely used in spaces with less oversight and accountability.
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Who would’ve guessed that AI is more widely used in spaces with less oversight and accountability.
Tech industry just desperate to have computers take over the fun parts of everything.
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Tech industry just desperate to have computers take over the fun parts of everything.
No need for this to be some kind of moral panic about consumerism. Seems like this is happening because smartphones used to be a new tech with lots of new stuff every year that made it exciting to get the latest one. Now it's mostly small improvements that don't really matter to normal people.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
No need for this to be some kind of moral panic about consumerism. Seems like this is happening because smartphones used to be a new tech with lots of new stuff every year that made it exciting to get the latest one. Now it's mostly small improvements that don't really matter to normal people.
My MIL is like a first ballot hall of fame terrible cook. She convinced the entire family that thanksgiving food is gross. Fifteen years of marriage and I’m still working to undo the damage.
She once sprinkled cinnamon on the turkey thinking it was paprika and put matzoh in the stuffing.
She once sprinkled cinnamon on the turkey thinking it was paprika and put matzoh in the stuffing.
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My MIL is like a first ballot hall of fame terrible cook. She convinced the entire family that thanksgiving food is gross. Fifteen years of marriage and I’m still working to undo the damage.
She once sprinkled cinnamon on the turkey thinking it was paprika and put matzoh in the stuffing.
She once sprinkled cinnamon on the turkey thinking it was paprika and put matzoh in the stuffing.
Trump Admin; Adding tariffs doesn’t raise prices!
Also Trump Admin: We are removing some tariffs to try and lower prices. Rejoice peasants.
Also Trump Admin: We are removing some tariffs to try and lower prices. Rejoice peasants.
Donald Trump is readying substantial tariff cuts designed to address high food prices and a series of new trade deals — including framework agreements with Argentina, Guatemala, El Salvador and Ecuador
Trump Readies Tariff Cuts, Trade Deals in Affordability Push
US President Donald Trump is readying substantial tariff cuts designed to address high food prices and a series of new trade deals — including framework agreements with Argentina, Guatemala, El Salvador and Ecuador — as he seeks to address voter concerns over the cost of goods.
bloom.bg
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Trump Admin; Adding tariffs doesn’t raise prices!
Also Trump Admin: We are removing some tariffs to try and lower prices. Rejoice peasants.
Also Trump Admin: We are removing some tariffs to try and lower prices. Rejoice peasants.
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For the afternoon crowd: I don’t know how to explain to you that you should stop at red lights nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...
Society broke down and all, but you really still need to stop at red lights
I can't believe we need to explain this one, but it seems that we really do
nygroove.nyc
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
For the afternoon crowd: I don’t know how to explain to you that you should stop at red lights nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...
Bluesky: Home of the AlGorerhythm
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Bluesky: Home of the AlGorerhythm
I'm thinking tote bags.
Inspired by @dceiver.bsky.social
Inspired by @dceiver.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm thinking tote bags.
Inspired by @dceiver.bsky.social
Inspired by @dceiver.bsky.social
Alfonso Poo Poo Fatty III
#bobsburgers
#bobsburgers
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Alfonso Poo Poo Fatty III
#bobsburgers
#bobsburgers
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I dunno. Not wrong!
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I dunno. Not wrong!
Can’t decide if this one aha aged really well or really badly .
September 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Can’t decide if this one aha aged really well or really badly .
Millions of years ago I took an amazing summer class on US foreign policy at Phillips Exeter. The teacher, was a German guy named….Werner Brandes.
Lawrence Lasker who co-wrote the movie went to Exeter and was a big fan of his history and German teacher.
Lawrence Lasker who co-wrote the movie went to Exeter and was a big fan of his history and German teacher.
I wrote about Robert Redford's environmentalism and, obviously, Sneakers.
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September 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Millions of years ago I took an amazing summer class on US foreign policy at Phillips Exeter. The teacher, was a German guy named….Werner Brandes.
Lawrence Lasker who co-wrote the movie went to Exeter and was a big fan of his history and German teacher.
Lawrence Lasker who co-wrote the movie went to Exeter and was a big fan of his history and German teacher.