I took a 6 month break from skeeting but I’m back on my bullshit
May 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I took a 6 month break from skeeting but I’m back on my bullshit
AI is only ethical if you’re using it to shitpost. That’s its own form of art
January 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
AI is only ethical if you’re using it to shitpost. That’s its own form of art
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baby girl nosferatu
December 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
baby girl nosferatu
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Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him
December 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him
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I never understood the appeal of funko pops. if I enjoyed looking at something with dead eyes and a fat head I'd just stare into the mirror
December 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I never understood the appeal of funko pops. if I enjoyed looking at something with dead eyes and a fat head I'd just stare into the mirror
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When you get to heaven, all the steps you missed while your watch was charging get added to the grand total.
December 14, 2024 at 1:21 PM
When you get to heaven, all the steps you missed while your watch was charging get added to the grand total.
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coffee isn’t going to cut it today i need to be pushed off a cliff.
December 10, 2024 at 1:16 PM
coffee isn’t going to cut it today i need to be pushed off a cliff.
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It’s rude to show up to someone’s house empty-handed so I always bring some fuckery.
December 6, 2024 at 9:05 PM
It’s rude to show up to someone’s house empty-handed so I always bring some fuckery.
I love Spotify wrapped season
December 4, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I love Spotify wrapped season
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Thinking about running 5 miles just like yesterday, when I also thought about it.
December 4, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Thinking about running 5 miles just like yesterday, when I also thought about it.
Abolish movie theaters that don’t have recliners
December 1, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Abolish movie theaters that don’t have recliners
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The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
November 30, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
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I believe now is the time for the antacid of your choice portion of midnight.
November 29, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I believe now is the time for the antacid of your choice portion of midnight.
Round 2 was a mistake
November 29, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Round 2 was a mistake
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unzipping my big eating jeans to reveal and even bigger, fatter pair of eating jeans
November 28, 2024 at 7:09 PM
unzipping my big eating jeans to reveal and even bigger, fatter pair of eating jeans
I had an instructor once read a quote that was something like “yoga doesn’t give you anything, it returns something to you” and I felt that today, like really good in my own skin.
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I had an instructor once read a quote that was something like “yoga doesn’t give you anything, it returns something to you” and I felt that today, like really good in my own skin.
I added to my collection of festive serving dishes this year. Got another pumpkin shaped dish that is oven safe and a really beautiful carnival glass deviled egg holder that holds exactly 23 (so that I can eat the 24th)
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I added to my collection of festive serving dishes this year. Got another pumpkin shaped dish that is oven safe and a really beautiful carnival glass deviled egg holder that holds exactly 23 (so that I can eat the 24th)
Is this what it feels like to not have issues with executive function? Just like you have stuff done ahead of schedule 😧
November 28, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Is this what it feels like to not have issues with executive function? Just like you have stuff done ahead of schedule 😧
Feeling real accomplished. Stuffin is ready to hit the oven, potatoes are peeled and ready to boil, corn cass takes minimal prep so that will be good to bake soon, and husband made bbq bacon deviled eggs this morning 🤤
November 28, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Feeling real accomplished. Stuffin is ready to hit the oven, potatoes are peeled and ready to boil, corn cass takes minimal prep so that will be good to bake soon, and husband made bbq bacon deviled eggs this morning 🤤
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YOU ALREADY HAVE NUTMEG CHECK AGAIN
November 27, 2024 at 10:32 PM
YOU ALREADY HAVE NUTMEG CHECK AGAIN
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whimsy in in high demand these days
November 27, 2024 at 6:15 PM
whimsy in in high demand these days
The secret ingredient is actually just every herb that’s inexplicably still surviving in my unmonitored garden
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 PM
The secret ingredient is actually just every herb that’s inexplicably still surviving in my unmonitored garden
Cleo thinks I got her a king size while the dog lays on the floor
November 27, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Cleo thinks I got her a king size while the dog lays on the floor