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Somebody needs to develop an at home swab test for depression because like how are you even supposed to tell anymore it could just be Thursday
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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How I miss those halcyon days when he was only gonna kill one person in the middle of Fifth Avenue
January 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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This is Nellie. She is experiencing her first bad hair day. Please give her a moment. 12/10 (IG: little_cocker_nellie)
January 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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"The buck stops here"- Harry Truman

"I don't take any responsibility at all."- DJT
January 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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some really great tips here:
January 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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When I'm really down, I think about how those orcas attacked all those yachts, and I feel a little better.
January 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I'm taking up recreational screaming
January 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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me: *highlighting*

word: and i’ll get that period too

me: no thanks, i don’t want it

word: it’s right there, i’ll get it

me: please stop

word: fine but only if you highlight backwards
January 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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So whatever you do, don't keep calling them that.
Elon Musk Hates It When You Call Teslas "Swasticars"
And this week's other Dada News headlines!
thehalfwaycafe.substack.com
January 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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This is Lucy. She likes to bring her human random objects every time they take a bath. 13/10 a thoughtful queen
January 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Netflix needs to release a sexy thriller series that slips some basic civic education into each episode
January 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The "he's not gonna listen to her" reactions are missing many points. Lots of other people are also hearing it. Lots of people can see him hearing it, then weigh what she's said with what he'll do. Lots of people can see her refusal to surrender these ancient teachings to the latest face of empire
Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
January 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Don’t let them gaslight you.
January 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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For anyone who hasn't already saved it to their Favorites. It's going to get a lot of use for the foreseeable future.
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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*Sees "Stargate" trending*
Oh wow, maybe they're rebooting the series?
*Clicks on the trend*
Oh fuck this.
January 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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THE ONLY THING WE LOVE MORE THAN FORCING YOU TO HAVE BABIES IS TO MAKE SURE THOSE BABIES NEVER HAVE ANY COUNTRY THEY CAN CALL HOME. IT'S CALLED LOVING LIFE. LOOK IT UP.
January 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Everybody needs level-headed friends who give constructive advice. But everybody also needs feral friends who feed you margaritas while you vent and vibe off your energy until you both just wanna burn it all down. It takes a village.
January 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Current internal battle: Should I be terrified of Trump on main, or should I recognize that pretending like he has powers he does not have helps to grant him those powers.
January 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM